Fortunately and Unfortunately

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, the Spy is cornered by our friend, the Pyro.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, the Pyro is actually the Spy.

*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN*

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately we have two other true Pyro buddies, who spy-checked each-other and did not catch fire.

 

[Thor]

Unfortunately, the Pyro buddies are also solar-powered robots at midnight where flashlights are too low intensity and they require batteries we don't have.

And we still don't have carrots.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, there's another store we can go to for carrots.

 

[Reader]

Unfortunately riots caused by angered smash fans has not only destroyed every grocery store within the state but also burned each and every carrot field.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, the Government has a secret supply of carrots in case something like this happened.

 

[Tepig2000]

Unfortunately, they were stolen.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, the thief left plenty of evidence.

 

[PATH O__o]

Unfortunately, the thief hid the emergency supply of carrots in his super secretive lair before the authorities could track him down.

 

[Tepig2000]

Fortunately, the carrots had a tracking device.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Unfortenuatly, Bugs Bunny ate it.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, he coughed it up.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, they're all gross and in pieces now, and the tracking device within them no longer works.

 

[Fluttershy]

fortunately Bugs didn't eat all of the carrots

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, the ones he didn't eat were rotten.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, Bugs has his own hidden stash of carrots and we know how to follow him home.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, those carrots were stolen and the thief left no evidence.

 

[Tepig2000]

Fortunately, these carrots had a tracking device too, and it works even if they are coughed up.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, there's a Spy sappin' them trackin' devices.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, the Spies are all caught.

 

[Tepig2000]

Unfortunately, these were just Koopas disguised as spies and not the real ones.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, these Koopas are in fact the spies themselves.

 

[Fluttershy]

unfortunately they were just holographic versions of themselves.

 

[Tepig2000]

Fortunately we found lots of carrots near a tree.

 

[Fluttershy]

unfortunately they were only holographic versions of the carrots as well

 

[Tepig2000]

Fortunately we had a machine that transforms holographic versions of things into real things.

 

[Fluttershy]

unfortunately the spies anticipated it being used and stole the real machine leaving a dud in the process

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, we have a machine that turns duds into the real thing.

 

[Fluttershy]

unfortunately it needs be be repaired before it gets used

 

[Tepig2000]

Fortunately we are really smart and can repair it in less than one minute.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, we don't have a license to do that.

 

[Tepig2000]

Fortunately, we don't need a license.

 

[Mari]

Unfortunately, the government doesn't think the same way and sends in SWAT teams to eliminate us.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, we are saved by Gordon Freeman.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, we are then attacked by an army of Eggplant Wizards, who want the carrots for themselves.

 

[Tepig2000]

Fortunately, the carrots are special carrots that can transform into laser guns.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, they can't turn back into carrots.

 

[Tepig2000]

Fortunately, we have a specal device that can turn things into carrots even if it is coughed up and it doesn't need a license to be used.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, a storm occurs and they are all lost in the wind and rain.