Fortunately and Unfortunately

[Geizt]

Unfortunately, you're now an outcast and must wander the glitchful universe alone in your glitchlessness.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Fortunately, there is a cure for glitchlyness.

 

[Geizt]

Unfortunately, It's made from albino tiger tears.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately I have a crying albino tiger

 

[Geizt]

Unfortunately, you illegally have a crying albino tiger and the "man" takes him away.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately I habe a Cadet here to help me get him back

 

[Geizt]

Unfortunately, he only speaks tiger.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately I can translate

 

[Geizt]

Unfortunately, the tiger is kept inside a well guarded facility.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Fortunately we can break physics and get inside no problem

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Unfortunately I'm a cop

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Fortunately that does not matter

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Unfortunately I want coffee

 

[Fluttershy]

Fortunately there is a coffee maker right over there on the counter

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Unfortunately that is me, and i ban you all for life

 

[Fluttershy]

Fortunately the mods unban us

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Unfortunately I still didn't get any of lonekonwolf's coffee

 

[Geizt]

Fortunately, Your tiger owns a coffee shop.

 

[Fluttershy]

Unfortunately it's too expensive

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, we have credit cards.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Unfortunately, the tiger does not accept credit cards.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Fortunately, the tiger started giving free samples.