Fortunately and Unfortunately

[Fluttershy]

Unfortunately Twitch Plays pokemon was already on the internet and nothing can be done to remove it

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, we can destroy the internet.

 

[Fluttershy]

unfortunately the internet has a backup file and saved everything that was destroyed..

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, the back-up file was destroyed by Bowser.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Unfortunately, Mario copied and pasted it on his flash drive before all of this ever happened.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, Mario fell down a pit, and lost the flash drive.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, the removal of the Internet results in the loss of culture everywhere and the world is no more.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, everyone gets transported to an alternate reality world which is identical to this one, except it still has the internet.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, everyone is killed by their alternate counterparts of this dimension.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Fortunately, our souls get transferred into them, making it as though we never died.

 

[Fluttershy]

Unfortunately we are living inside of a computer where are minds think we are actually real when the reality is similar to the Matrix..

 

[Substitution]

Fortunately, the thread got revived.

 

[Fluttershy]

Unfortunately it gets killed right after it gets revived

 

[SmasherMaster]

Fortarnately, I noticed the thread

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, Klefki locks the thread.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Fortunately were allowed to post anyway

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, that's impossible.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Fortunately, your post above completely contradicts what you said

 

[Substitution]

Unfortunately, the Internet crashes due to cats.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately cats exist.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Unfortunately, I am allergic to cats.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately I am not.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately a new superbug begins to spread that makes everyone allergic to cats.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately I've never heard of it

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately, that doesn't stop you from getting it...

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately I am unfortunate.

 

[Geizt]

Unfortunately, you're not unfortunate enough and you win a free soft drink.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately I'm Pranked

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Unfortunately that has little relevance to the post above yours.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately it's not relevant

 

[Geizt]

Unfortunately, neither are Rhino Bikinis.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Fortunately, none of this matters one bit and would be wise to start a new topic

 

[Geizt]

Unfortunately, I have no wisdom.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately Smash U is close

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, this thread is getting derailed, causing a black hole that sucks everything and everyone in.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, the black hole is just like the ones from the Super Mario Galaxy games and we respawn, and we all still have 3 lives left.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, there is a glitch that makes us lose all of our lives.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Fortunately, the glitch then gives us 99 lives.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Uhh. . . double post?
What?
Huh, could of swore i posted twice. . .
My screen is glitching

Unfortunately were going to waste them on all the unnecessary things we waste our lives on

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Fortunately I'm not glitching