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Flight Troubles (True Story)

DMG

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True story about Genesis everyone:

I had to fly out of the Austin Airport without any ID. I assumed this wasn't too big of a problem, I wasn't put through additional screening, I wasn't interrogated, I was just asked a few questions about my flight/how it was purchased/my info and they let me on. This was on Airline "A".

Now, fast forward to after Genesis. I was at the San Fransisco airport about to check in for my flight back to Texas, I had to go to check in to get my boarding pass. This is Airline "B". I see the ladies at the front desk and I tell them that I had no ID. They IMMEDIATELY tell me that was gonna be a problem. Soon after asking me some questions, phone calls were made, supervisors were called from INTERNATIONAL offices, I had at least 3-4 security guards hovering over the desk. While they are going through all of this, they notify me that I am on the TSA top 100 Watch List. I asked them how I got on that list, and they proceeded to tell me that they could not disclose that information to me.

Multiple supervisors declare that I absolutely cannot board the plane, and for whatever reason they decide that it's ok for me to fly ONLY on the original airline, and that if they would not assume full responsibility for me and the possible risk I posed, that I would just have to stay and not fly out of Cali.

So after this, I am transferred to Airline "A", and after some questions and what not I get my ticket and go through security. THIS time however, I went through it all. I was patted down, had a metal detector passed all over me, was swabbed for gun powder residue, and was also put into a big air chamber that passed air all around me and collected info I guess on possible residues of any kind that they were looking for. After all of that, I see a guy putting on some gloves and approaching me. I HONESTLY thought I was gonna be told to strip down and get a body cavity search, but luckily he told me I could move on without "touching" me lol.

So, for those of you who don't know, that list is like, for known terrorists/highly suspected terrorists, and somehow I got on there. I'm not even 18 yet and I'm considered a top 100 Dangerous Flyer. As badass as that may sound, that scared the SH** OUTTA ME when they told me that. Especially when I was told that they could not tell me how I even got on the list.

I thought I would share this story with you guys lol. I dunno who all would read my blog, but I still think it's both hilarious AND scary that I got onto that list somehow.
 

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One in a million people who go through this are actually terrorists.

***ing terrorists.

My mom was on a trip to the US, and she wanted to bring three brands of cereal exclusive to the states to show us at home. On the airport, they opened the packages, and emptied them. She came back with three cardboard boxes, lol.
 
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How could you possibly be on that list? That's just creepy.
 

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LOL get ****ing *****
Lol I know right? I swear it's like if I was playing them in Smash, everything is going ok, and BAM they put a handicap on me and start asking me **** lol.
 

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When you play Snake do you blow yourself up a lot?
When you make jokes are they usually that unfunny? Oh come on, it was too easy.

But in all seriousness, wow, keep on doing your job amazingly well, staff of airlines everywhere. And by do your job amazingly well, I mean make me hate this place even more.
 

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Lol I know right? I swear it's like if I was playing them in Smash, everything is going ok, and BAM they put a handicap on me and start asking me **** lol.
and then ashton kutcher comes out in a pair of rubber gloves with PUNK'D written all over his terrible face
But in all seriousness, wow, keep on doing your job amazingly well, staff of airlines everywhere. And by do your job amazingly well, I mean make me hate this place even more.
i was stuck in the vegas airport for 15mins because they thought my shoes were poisonous.

my poor VANS
 

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That's pretty strange, lol.

But I've already heard of infants being on that list, so that could explain it a little that you randomly are on there.
 

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You made my day which just started.

I like how you are a terrorist. Probably cause you use biological weapons like farts and shizznit.
 

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When you make jokes are they usually that unfunny? Oh come on, it was too easy.
I don't reply to all your posts saying they aren't funny either. Nah, too easy. Waaayyyy too easy.

...

It started when Ally came to smashfests more often. We started thinking up nicknames and 'Ally the Canadian Terrorist' popped up because he blew himself -and everyone else- up a lot with Snake's array of explosives. leet namedropping skills
 

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Allahu Akbar!

*gets sniped by FBI*
 

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So true. There should be respect for all races. For all genders. For all beliefs.
Why should we have to 'respect' them. There's a difference between tolerance and 'respect' dude, respect is earned. All religions are ****ing ******** to me, but I don't go around being a **** to people solely based off religion, that's tolerance.
 

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dude, im muslim.


its very sad that that's how they treat muslims.


but that was funny.

Teran17, you're the awesomest guy on smashboards.
Someone in the Pentagon is probably logging your posts now lol. Your IP Address is now being monitored. :(

Ashadu-anna Muhammad-ur-rasul-Allah...

*Gets shot with rocket launcher*



So true. There should be respect for all races. For all genders. For all beliefs.
Yeah I agree. We should respect Adolf Hitler and Nazism.
 
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