First Brawl Experience

[Hungry Gamer]

How are you going to prepare for your first brawl experence? This is a highly anticipated game, which makes the beginning extremely important (first impressions remember). Be step by step and detailed.

1. This is one of the more special games, like Twilight Princess was, so I'm going to have to clean my room before I even open the box.

2. I'll carefully pull off the vaccum sealed rap, and open the box. I will then glance through the instuction booklet. I always read the book before playing a new game, another traditin of mine.

3. Poor myself a glass of Kool-Aid, feed the disk to my Wii, let it load, and sit through the opening.

4. It is my Smash Bros. tradition to train with Link first, so I will do that. I will go directly to training mode, choose Link (my first) and choose the Bridge of Elden stage. I'll practice with the Wii-mote turned to it's side. This lasts for 5-10 minutes.

5. Go directly to Classic Mode, choose Link, and turn the Wii-mote to it's side, begin at easy, and my true Smash journey will begin.

By the way, the Classic Controller will be my main controller.

 

[Yojimbo]

It sucks for me. I'll get to play it just for a moment. My finals are right around the release date. After the seventh though, it'll be nothing but smash in my dorm room. I'll work on getting used to Ike since I wager he'll be slower than Marth because its a two handed sword he uses. I could be wrong though! Also, I'll be playing Adventure Mode and Classic and all that stuff to try and see what characters have been included.

 

[cless-mint]

What I'll do is pull of the vacuum seal really carefully and slide the disc in. It's my tradition to not read the booklet first. lolz. Then I'll get a bunch of caffeinated drinks (cocaine, vault, bawls, something) sit in my foldout chair, plug the nunchaku into teh wiimote and push power. Oh and I'll make sure I have chips and Louisiana Hot Sauce or Tabasco (Habenero variety, I don't go for the weak stuff).

I will then watch the intro, go to training and choose Link. (Yes, using Link in training is my smash tradition too) Learn all his moves and take him into classic mode.

That's what I'm gonna do, besides salivate uncrollably (of course).

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Yeah I remember my first time...I was actually scared of a new experience...

 

[Hong]

Huh? I'll just open the game (I automatically open things with caution since I manage mail), put it in the Wii and play. o.o

The first thing I'm going to do is go to Training Mode and taunt with Captain Falcon to charge myself on awesome.
Seriously.

Edit - After that, jump at my foe and Falcon Punch, exit training mode and begin Adventure Mode, hopefully to beat it in one day. (I'll be off on the release. <3)

 

[thecatinthehat]

i'm gonna be afraid to open the seal. It might disappear...like awakening from a good dream.

 

[Ogre_Deity_Link]

Open the package, put it in and play.

And play.

And play some more.

And continue to play.

And be forced to take a break cause I played too much.

And play some more after that.

Ect, ad nasuem.

 

[victra♥]

Set up the Wii, open up the package carefully and slowly make love to the case.
Start playing hour hours on end.

i'm gonna be afraid to open the seal. It might disappear...like awakening from a good dream.

I have that feeling as well. This all seems too good to be true. xD

 

[Circus]

I'm gonna pick up Brawl, take it home, light a few scented candles, turn up some Barry Manilow and treat that disc to a night it'll never forget.

 

[iMichael]

i'm gonna be afraid to open the seal. It might disappear...like awakening from a good dream.

Yeah man I know what ya mean

Ill carefully take the seal off...then insert it into my Wii...watch the intro(its a must) then start crying for a little bit...ill first choose Mario and hit classic mode or Subspace E. and play non stop and hopefully unlock everything by Saturday(yes Saturday) and then invite my friends over....soon as they ring the door bell ill act as if im not home then when they leave call them to come back and repeat this until they cuss me out or something.....

 

[Kirby knight]

Let's see.

1. Purchase the game
2. Come home
3. Open game
4. Put game in Wii
5. Get ready to play
6. Proceed to get interrupted by parents(Always always always happens when I get a new game)
7. Is unable to enjoy SSBB untill parents go to sleep.
8. Unlock Metaknight and King Dedede ^_^

-Knight

 

[Bassoonist]

Oh yes, the existence of Brawl is nothing but a dream. The instant you get it, before you are able to open it up, you'll wake up... and when you wake up you'll come to this forum and be like "Man, I had the best dream, I actually got Brawl!" and everyone here's like "What is Brawl?"

That would drive me to insanity. Fortunately I have no reason to believe I'm in a dream right now. Too much pain, dreams don't usually have that. XD

I'll die of happiness, that's what will happen to me the minute I get Brawl. No such game can exist. =P

 

[Hungry Gamer]

I'm gonna pick up Brawl, take it home, light a few scented candles, turn up some Barry Manilow and treat that disc to a night it'll never forget.

uhhh.... yeah, I hope you mean play the game, cause thats.... disturbing.

 

[Kirby knight]

I'm gonna pick up Brawl, take it home, light a few scented candles, turn up some Barry Manilow and treat that disc to a night it'll never forget.

Lol, nothing like a little foreplay.

-Knight

 

[Circus]

uhhh.... yeah, I hope you mean play the game, cause thats.... disturbing.

Well, in a manner of speaking. I suppose you could call it "playing". . . .

>_>

<_<

Don't judge me.

Lol, nothing like a little foreplay.

-Knight

You know what I'm talkin' about.

 

[Master Peach]

First I'll sit and look at the games boxart ( I'm an artist. This is my thing)

Next carefully open the sealed wrapping.

Next read the booklet. I do this with every game.

Next carefully feed the game into the Wii.

Watch the intro.

Then Test out Peach and Pit. (My mains for the game XD)

Afterwards test out all the starting characters, then I'll check out all the game modes and Options.

Lastly I'll come to Smashboards to see if anyone has found any new techs thst I haven't discovered yet.

 

[KratosAurion192]

I'm going to accept the drop in my grades :D

 

[Hungry Gamer]

Lol, nothing like a little foreplay.

-Knight

He's trying pretty hard to get the best experence....for a virgin.

 

[chaos_Leader]

1 get done w/ school,
2 drive to gamestop
3 get game
4 drive home
5 play SSBB w/ my freinds for a few hours,
6 send guests home
7 play more SSBB... indefinitely

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

He's trying pretty hard to get the best experence....for a virgin.

Yeah you guys pretty much got the right idea

 

[raymanbud714]

oh boy... what to do.... ahem
1. go to gamestop and pick up the reserved copy(because who hasnt reserved this game yet?)
2. piss my pants... stareing at the game cover
3. change my pants(duh)
4. make sure everything is quiet!!!
5. plug in the gamecube controller
6. open the game case and stare again
7. put the CD into the wii
8. watch the opening with glee
9.wow alot steps isnt it?
10. play for a straight 3 days skipping school... and not talking to anyone whatsoever
11. after im completely dead from playing it ill sleep then do 3 more days all over again.

 

[Hungry Gamer]

oh boy... what to do.... ahem
1. go to gamestop and pick up the reserved copy(because who hasnt reserved this game yet?)
2. piss my pants... stareing at the game cover
3. change my pants(duh)
4. make sure everything is quiet!!!
5. plug in the gamecube controller
6. open the game case and stare again
7. put the CD into the wii
8. watch the opening with glee
9.wow alot steps isnt it?
10. play for a straight 3 days skipping school... and not talking to anyone whatsoever
11. after im completely dead from playing it ill sleep then do 3 more days all over again.

I haven't reserved the game... though I should have, I learned my lession trying to get a Wii last year. I didn't get it untill the day after Christmas. Anyway I forgot about the staring, I have to do the staring.

 

[Kentalish]

1. finish school and beg dad to drive me to eb games.
2. trade in all my ****ty wii games like Transformers and all that jazz that i dont play nemore.
3. read the manual on the way home.
4. Look on the internet to see how to unlock all the stuff(cuz japan is gunna get it first)
5. Play it with my bro for a bit as diddy.
6. Sleep
7. School homwork then play again.
8. Same as 7.
9. CANT WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS VACTATION.
10. see you guys online

 

[zKillah]

I'm gonna pick up Brawl, take it home, light a few scented candles, turn up some Barry Manilow and treat that disc to a night it'll never forget.

Don't you mean Barry White? The guy with the really deep voice. Manilow... I dunno. It doesn't strike me as the right setting for smash.

 

[ksadkiller]

1. carefully take the seal off

2.smell the case

3. open it and smell the disc

4. open booklet and smell it

5.go to vs mode and look at starting roster in awe for about 20 minutes

6.play until the school bell rings

 

[Eagle]

Wouldn't it be funny if someone got the game, came home, put the disc in the wii and turned it on, then realized they had no battery's?!

Anyways, I'm an Aussie, I don't know how ima get the game before the 31st of december. I hope to get it before Christmas at least.

 

[LoserNumber2]

1.get game
2.go home rip seal off
3.look at booklet before i start playing
4.put game in wii
5.watch intro,and wet myself
6.play classic mode as mario while still in my wet pants
7.continue playing until i die, or until something blows up =D

 

[blahisuck]

1. pick up game
2. go home
3. load it and watch intro
4. go to training mode with wario and jump off the bridge of eldin as a sign of "FREE AT LAST"~

 

[bluethree]

Phase 1: Buy game.
Phase 2: Play game.
Phase 3: ?????
Phase 4: Profit.

 

[enjoi06]

I will buy the game...
go home...
smoke a bowl or two.. on second thought.. a blunt would be nicer...
rip off the plastic... pee a little in my pants from the excitement...

AND WERE OF FLJBL:KJHA:FDKLFJH:AJAJAJJA
nonstop playing.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

1) Steal the game
2) Rip open the plastic
3) Break the case
4) Scratch up the CD
5) Put it in the microwave
6) Set on High for 7 minutes

 

[Reyairia]

1. Come home from school.
2. Realize that a package came in the mail from the order.
3. Squeal like the fangirl that I am.
4. Argue with my sister on who plays first.
5. Sister wins.
6. Read the booklet and wait for my turn.

 

[:034:]

I'll turn on the game hoping to go through that Subspace Emmisary, when my brother will barge into the room and demand the controller.

Or else he'll punch me.

...In the face.

 

[Cenedar]

1) Steal the game
2) Rip open the plastic
3) Break the case
4) Scratch up the CD
5) Put it in the microwave
6) Set on High for 7 minutes

Sounds like a party to me.

Alright...

1. Go to Gamestop to pick up my reserved copy
2. Either wait for class to finish that day or call in "sick"
3. Stare at the boxart with tears in my eyes while "Far Away" from Nickelback plays in the background
4. Rip open the vaccum seal plastic that is TOO HARD TO GET OFF OF EVERY-FRIGGIN-THING!
5. Go through the instruction manual carefully and thoroughly. Yes, I already know how to play Smash, I just read the manual with every single game I buy.
6. With a quavering hand I'll turn on my tv and wii, allowing the game disc to slide in and start cookin'.
7. Go to the disc channel on the Wii menu and stare at the Brawl logo on it for another five minutes.
8. Piss myself with excitement during the no doubt EPIC opening.
9. Take Mario, train, then go to town on Classic Mode
10. Start playing everything else and kiss my free time goodbye.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

1. Buy the game
2. Go home
3. Play it
4.Wonder why the hell I smell crotch all over the streets.

 

[TheSpindoctor]

I am probably gonna 0pen it on the way back from getting.
Get home
Not read the manual
Play it and immediately try to discover all of the awesome final smashes we dont already know.

 

[KoopaKoot]

1.Get game.
2. Read Booklet on way home.
3. Tell everyone I'm really tired and that I need to lie down in my room.
4. Play smash till my hands and eyes bleed.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Learn Diddy on Pit combo's in Training Mode... Cause you know, everyone is gonna main Pit now. And maybe MetaKnight and Fox aswell.

 

[GuardianSphinx]

1) get brawl through post
2) Pass out for few hours
3) come to
4) repeat steps 2 and 3
5) slap it in the Wii which i currently do not have but will do
6) cream a little
7) falcon it up all through the night you know what i talkin bout'.

 

[IllidR]

I'll probably be so excited after I buy it as soon as i get home I try to shove the whole game box into the disc-port.