OHH this is a good thread.
I am going to come home from school and quickly open the black mailbox standing in the front yard. See a small cardboard box about 2 inches longer and wider than a DVD case, grab it, ignore all other mail, and bolt inside through the garage door, forgetting the keypad code about 3 times.
I will rush downstairs and slide the light switch-dimmers down to about 2% and turn on the projector. Slowly I will see the blue SONY screen in 109 inch glory as I piss myself opening the box and jamming it into the wii. I will rush up to retrieve my gamecube controller...I'm not planning on getting up for a while, so I get some taquitos and crystal light as well.
After jittering through the entire intro, I will instantly feel engulfed in a world of brawl as the 7.1 surround sound owns my aural sense organs and I hear the screams of whoever I see to choose first for training mode.
After testing out SHFFLing, WDing, pillaring, SHL, etc. I will take whichever character I choose worthy [if character choice is possible] and play subspace emissary until I finish it.
Then I will go to school the next day and fail about 3 quizzes.
the end.