farting to distract your opponent in tournament

[MikeHaggarTHAKJB]

has anybody tried this strategy?
I haven't as of yet, but with proper preparation with the right type of foods i imagine it could be rather effective

 

[TheLake]

Hmm Ill definatly experiment

 

[VietGeek]

my waifu did this first

yeah you guys don't know how good my waifu is

i think she's gonna be the next KeN mAsTeRs

obv

 

[Zanx8]

That is a top tier plan.

 

[Jockmaster]

Genius mikehaggar...absolute genius

What foods would be best? Are we thinking a very loud fart or very stinky one would be best? Maybe somewhere in the middle?

 

[Massive]

I've had my opponent smell so bad that I had to cover my nose when he lifted his arm halfway through the match. Still won though.

 

[MountainGoat]

This will revolutionize the metagame

 

[Jonas]

Henceforth, cauliflower shall be banned at all tournaments.

I've had my opponent smell so bad that I had to cover my nose when he lifted his arm halfway through the match. Still won though.

Did he look like this?

 

[rawrimamonster]

Henceforth, cauliflower shall be banned at all tournaments.


Did he look like this?

****, now I wanna rewatch dragonball.

 

[rjgbadger]

i wish i could get away with **** tier threads

 

[Bones0]

If you really committed, you could just full-blown crap and piss yourself. There's no way they'd be able to ignore that. A simpler version newbies can practice is just taking off their shoes.

 

[Wizzrobe]

I think farting will end up being banned in tournament

 

[Xyzz]

That would be one of the occurrences where I'm rather happy to have Anosmia (the "inability to perceive odors" for all those too lazy too google or use wikipedia)

 

[Twinkles]

That would be one of the occurrences where I'm rather happy to have Anosmia (the "inability to perceive odors" for all those too lazy too google or use wikipedia)

And already, a counter has been found!

 

[Varist]

anosmia banned past 300%