Martha went down to Corneria, he was looking for a stock to steal.
He was in a dash 'cos he needed to smash: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this blue bird shinin' on a stage and pillarin' it hot.
And then Marth jumped upon a wispy stump and said: "Bird let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a smash player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dance, I'll play a match with you.
"Now you got a pretty neat pillar, bird, but give this Prince his due:
"I bet a sword of gold against your stock, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The bird said: "My name's Falco and it might be taboo,
"But I'll turn your dance, into my chance, to gimp your prince-*** blue."
Falco you skillin' up your tech and dair and pillar fast.
'Cos fires come to 'neria; the prince kills those who place last.
And if you win you get this sword that pierces through blocks
But if you lose, the Prince will take your stoooocks
The Prince drew out his sword and he said: "I'll start this game."
And tippers flew from his sword as he did the bthrow->fsmash of pain
And he lunged the sword across falcos sheild and it made an evil croak.
Then a string of aerials joined in and it shut-down falcos approach.
When the Prince finished, Falco said: "Well you're pretty cheap now son.
"But prepare to get dair'd, right there, and let me make you cry out johns."
Fire on the mountain, run birds, wavedash.
The Prince's in the land of the players of smash.
Falco in the bread pan, he taught the skills to Red
Falco he knows how to fight, sayin'
"Hands off my bread."
The Prince dropped his tiara because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden sword on the ground at Falco's feet.
Falco said: "I don't need a blade to defeat you and your kin
"run away in shame, you son of a bad-pun, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he wavedashed shines on the dreamland, he's number one!
The Prince came to Falco's turf and he got done.
Falco in the bread pan, and he's ready to smash bros
"Granny, does falco possess powers of flight?"
"No, child, no."
(repeat chorus)
And he wavedashed shines on the dreamland, yeah number one!
The Prince came to Falco's turf and he got FUN'd
Falco in the bread pan, he's the one that taught Red.
and after he won, "Hands off my bread"
That's all he said.
He was in a dash 'cos he needed to smash: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this blue bird shinin' on a stage and pillarin' it hot.
And then Marth jumped upon a wispy stump and said: "Bird let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a smash player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dance, I'll play a match with you.
"Now you got a pretty neat pillar, bird, but give this Prince his due:
"I bet a sword of gold against your stock, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The bird said: "My name's Falco and it might be taboo,
"But I'll turn your dance, into my chance, to gimp your prince-*** blue."
Falco you skillin' up your tech and dair and pillar fast.
'Cos fires come to 'neria; the prince kills those who place last.
And if you win you get this sword that pierces through blocks
But if you lose, the Prince will take your stoooocks
The Prince drew out his sword and he said: "I'll start this game."
And tippers flew from his sword as he did the bthrow->fsmash of pain
And he lunged the sword across falcos sheild and it made an evil croak.
Then a string of aerials joined in and it shut-down falcos approach.
When the Prince finished, Falco said: "Well you're pretty cheap now son.
"But prepare to get dair'd, right there, and let me make you cry out johns."
Fire on the mountain, run birds, wavedash.
The Prince's in the land of the players of smash.
Falco in the bread pan, he taught the skills to Red
Falco he knows how to fight, sayin'
"Hands off my bread."
The Prince dropped his tiara because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden sword on the ground at Falco's feet.
Falco said: "I don't need a blade to defeat you and your kin
"run away in shame, you son of a bad-pun, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he wavedashed shines on the dreamland, he's number one!
The Prince came to Falco's turf and he got done.
Falco in the bread pan, and he's ready to smash bros
"Granny, does falco possess powers of flight?"
"No, child, no."
(repeat chorus)
And he wavedashed shines on the dreamland, yeah number one!
The Prince came to Falco's turf and he got FUN'd
Falco in the bread pan, he's the one that taught Red.
and after he won, "Hands off my bread"
That's all he said.
