EXACTLY Why Brawl was Delayed...

[M.K]

Here's another joke thread for everyone. Nobody knows the EXACT reason Brawl was delayed, but we can have a little dignity while we wait right?

Here is my input:

CLEARLY Mario hasn't been programmed with enough interest in Peach.

The shape of Fox's button nose is CLEARLY too triangular and disproportional to the size of his upper kneecap.

NOT ENUFF BOOBY!!!!​

Why do you think Brawl was Delayed?

 

[Cinder]

Brawl was delayed because Sakurai said Lucario and wavedashing weren't in Brawl, so some deranged psychopath held him hostage until his staff agreed to put them in...I didn't do it, I swear! *whistles*

 

[Rayku]

*lucario ftw*

 

[Cinder]

*lucario ftw*

I know, right?

That's why I...uh, I mean...that maniac held Sakurai hostage...(whew!)...I hear they broke in, held a gun to the poor guy and everything...oh, and that picture on those "wanted" ads is a photoshop, I swear! I was framed!

 

[NintendoWarrior]

Sakurai & hisguys bit off more than they could chew. New date will be spring 08

 

[Darkurai]

They accidentally deleted Snake from the game right before the DOJO!! launched and they haven't finished re-programming him in.
This would explain his new look.

 

[Cinder]

I never critiqued your thoughts...they are in bold in this quote...

Here's another joke thread for everyone. Nobody knows the EXACT reason Brawl was delayed, but we can have a little dignity while we wait right?

Here is my input:

CLEARLY Mario hasn't been programmed with enough interest in Peach.
Oh, crap...that would explain why he was staring at me the other day *gulp*...

The shape of Fox's button nose is CLEARLY too triangular and disproportional to the size of his upper kneecap.
*turns head to side*...really? Never noticed...

NOT ENUFF BOOBY!!!!​

You can NEVER have enough of that, my friend

Why do you think Brawl was Delayed?

 

[NeverKnowsBest]

I LAWL hard when I read the fox and zamus ones.

 

[NintendoWarrior]

Sakurai doesn't know what he's doing. New date will be spring 08.

 

[Deleted member]

no, he wanted a balanced game
thats why there wasbrawl in e for all, for us smashers to post howwe think of the problem charsas of now.
sakurai at this moment is probably thinking about the fact that fox got too nerfed, bowser and mario is too string, andthat sonic is uncontrolable in awkwardness. heis going to change that, and BAM!

 

[jambre]

they delayed it so it would be a surprise when they release it on dec 3rd

RIGHT?

 

[Dragonbreath]

Sakurai and his team can't get to work because their houses are surrounded by raving Sonic fanboys who will stop at nothing to see Shadow in Brawl. Stay strong, Sakurai! Stay strong!

 

[Kooichi]

They forgot Captain Falcon XD

 

[Cinder]

no, he wanted a balanced game
thats why there wasbrawl in e for all, for us smashers to post howwe think of the problem charsas of now.
sakurai at this moment is probably thinking about the fact that fox got too nerfed, bowser and mario is too string, andthat sonic is uncontrolable in awkwardness. heis going to change that, and BAM!

That's what we needed...Bowser sucks in Melee...he needed a buffing...

 

[M.K]

Samus revoked her contract when she saw the men in THIS game...

 

[MR.WIGZ]

not enough stickers

 

[NintendoWarrior]

Sakurai and his team bit off more than they could chew.

 

[MR.WIGZ]

jigglypuffs face was too realistic

 

[FoxxehRoxxeh]

Mario suffered a broken neck, therefore delaying the game until his happy recovery.

 

[Gamingboy]

Labor politics.

Y'see, it's little known, but Video Game characters have a union, at least the major ones do (the Goombas have been trying to unionize for years but still haven't).


Now, while Video Game characters are, by nature, entertainers, they do have limits. So it's not like they can show up in a new game every week.

Well, the main problem arose from the Mario franchise players. They have a busy month or so ahead of them, not to mention a few are still bushed from the Summer releases.

Think about how much they are scheduled to do over November. First they have to compete in the Olympics freaking games against the Sonic characters (and as everyone knows, doing all those events in the Olympics must be hard, even for people like Mario and Sonic). Then Mario and gang has to do Super Mario Galaxy, which involves heavy travel, many stunts and other risks. And then they have to throw a Party on the DS, and as anyone who has ever been to any of Mario's parties knows, those leave you downright tired. Needless to say, by December 3rd, the Mario gang would have been working well above the union limit of games.

Link would also have been tired, he still hasn't fully recovered from doing Twilight Princess on 2 different consoles, and then doing Phantom Hourglass, and still having to do both a crossbow game before SSBB came out.

And the pokemon? You try doing both gamework and a TV show at the same time! It's a miracle they show up at all!


While they had bent these rules before, that was primarily to make cameos or appear in remakes. So Union representative Phoenix Wright (doubt you knew he also had a labor law degree as well, huh?) yelled OBJECTION! and told Sakurai that he had to delay the game.

Stupid lawyers.

 

[Cinder]

jigglypuffs face was too realistic

*holds back laughter*......beautiful! I also heard someone pushed him off a cliff, and he spent two weeks dangling on a branch *whistles*...what? I didn't do it!

 

[SubparSmashBrother]

Long Post.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.

 

[Gamingboy]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.

Glad you enjoyed it.

 

[pwnzorz]

Because Sakurai Is A Buddhist and doesn't want people to have brawl on CHRISTmas.

 

[M.K]

Keep 'em coming everyone! These are funny!

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

Some person wanted to play a trick by making Gardevoir a Poke Ball Pokemon. Because of that, people have started to turn mad, causing Brawl to be delayed.

 

[GregUnit]

It's because with the programming language they are using, they can't fit all of Captain Falcon's awesomeness into 1 Wii disk. They are currently working on a deal with Sony so that they can use Blue-Ray technology. Brawl will come with 1 Wii disk and 3 Blue-Ray disks. The Wii disk will have SSBB, the other 3 will have Captain Falcon, Captain Falcon's fist, and Captain Falcon's knee.

 

[Hippochinfat]

Because he decided to make a huge advertising campaign that is showed like every 10 seconds on every channel and it will make people belive lucario is playable but then one day he'll be on the dojo as a pokeball pokemon

 

[axemangx]

Because the Ice Climbers proved homosexual lifestyles.

 

[Stak]

They lost the source code

Well, more like misplaced really

Johnson swears he had it in his cubicle the other day when Clark took it, but Clark is pretty sure he brought it back and Thompson even says he remembers seeing him give it back

They thought they found it under the desk but it turned out to be the source code for Melee

They're still looking for it, Bob from Security is leading the search team

 

[GregUnit]

Because the Ice Climbers proved homosexual lifestyles.

Nana's a chick, dude.

 

[FoxxehRoxxeh]

Lucas was devoured by Ultimate Chimera.

Link is currently working on the dissection of Great Chimera to look for Lucas.

 

[Cinder]

They lost the source code

Well, more like misplaced really

Johnson swears he had it in his cubicle the other day when Clark took it, but Clark is pretty sure he brought it back and Thompson even says he remembers seeing him give it back

They thought they found it under the desk but it turned out to be the source code for Melee

They're still looking for it, Bob from Security is leading the search team

Oh, so that's what this thing is...oops, maybe I should return it...or NOT! BWAHAHAHA! *runs of with source code*

 

[Manjot]

*lucario ftw*

Ditto.

It got delayed because it was Nintendo's way of saying to us, "You'll never get the game!".

 

[tirkaro]

because they relized the mistake they made, turning saki, jill, and deoxys into assist trophies/pokeballs, and have to program thier awesomeness as characters.

yeah, I wish ;A;

 

[axemangx]

Unknowingly adding more advertizements.

 

[MR.WIGZ]

they wanted to seperate the gap between SaM and Brawl.....

they wanted to change peaches girdle with real underwear

 

[metaknighter]

we all know it was because everyone was jelous of C. Falcons manlyness( including...no, especially bowser) and they all wanted to have the flacon punch/ falcon kick/ knee/ and flaming **** attacks...so sakurai is working on that now.

 

[axemangx]

Bowser unknowingly was being removed because of signs of molestation.

 

[Stak]

Oh, so that's what this thing is...oops, maybe I should return it...or NOT! BWAHAHAHA! *runs of with source code*

Man you can't play source code

Give it back, they need that

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