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East Midlands tournament and social thread

Zunari

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And look what we have here...

Someone who thinks that they can try and save the brawlers from their inferior gameplay and tedious 6 minute matches.

You children are all the same, you do not see, do not respect camping when you see it, You are all blinded by tech skill and intense 0 to death combo's.

But do not worry, for anyone who is mentally ill, who is competetively challenged enough to step forward to accept Smudge into there life, as there one true misguidance. Step forward, become a part of something slightly below average.

Leave these gamers, these puppets of a thriving game and veterans holding onto the glory that is Melee.

All is takes is a simply raise of your right testicle, a simple pledge and you can feel dissapointment course through your veins, feel your true potential fade, become slower than all your so call 'peers' who try and push your potential and join myself, your True Savior as a part of The Brawl Society
I managed to translate most of this, although I don't speak Brawl very well
 

Calzum!

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MTR said:
ha, try playing tlink
i Looked at the TL AT thread and it looked like alot of the AT's:
1) where in Melee
2) are usless

and Tbh i meant Non Char' Specific AT's FOR EXAMPLE WaveDash/L-Cancel


and Smudge why try to push your opinion of the game on other people youu don't see me on AIB trolling.

Smart Troll Is Smart
 

Smudge

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For those who do not wish to be saved, who do not wish to be apart of the new wave of Smashers, To grab the future and take what is rightfully theres. Make snide remarks that by changing a few words into derogative terms to get a cheap laugh from the morons and the masses...

I feel so much disappointment for you. I honestly do.

You had the chance to be a part of something great, something new and fresh, something this board has not seen for a long time.

But it appears the addiction to the grave has taken it's hold, and for those who are not willing to change, even the light of the future cannot save those lost souls.

I just hope you don't live to regret this decision and that your addiction filled lives, spending hour upon hours trying desperately to gain the approval of those who would not and could not care for you, just not one day grab a hold of you so tight, that it makes you hate the one thing you loved like it did to me once.

I will enjoy your eventual downfall and demise, I truly will. For you had the chance to change, to be saved, To open your mind to the new possibilities and you turned your back to it.
 

The_Rake

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i Looked at the TL AT thread and it looked like alot of the AT's:
1) where in Melee
2) are usless

and Tbh i meant Non Char' Specific AT's WaveDash/L-Cancel


and Smudge why try to push your opinion of the game on other people youu don't see me on AIB trolling.

Smart Troll Is Smart
say what you mean then son

and well done, you named 2 non-character specific ATs
 

Zunari

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I'm not translating that one, is anybody else here qualified to read Brawlenese?

Edits -
We should probably cut the Melee vs Brawl stuff before it gets painful to read.

Also, I'm contemplating some form of summer tournament around the time of my birthday. I'm yet to inquire with venues but I have a few lined up to investigate :). I'll keep you updated about it.
 

Smudge

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Look at you, pandering to these puppets, you're willingness to not accept the future sickens me.

You think that by attempting put downs with your limited ideas and close mindedness can slow down what will eventually leave you defeated and show you for what you really are?

You are grossly mistaken.
 

Calzum!

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There fixed ok now MTR >.>
I'll gladly write some more if you want me toa

@Smudge: Nahh we just dont want to feed troll's anymore
why dont you post in the Lonodn thread? oh yeah you'd get flamed so much in there it wouldnt even be funny though it would be lulz
 

The Filth

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Im laughing really, really hard right about now.

Can't imagine why.

Melee isn't even that technichal in the grand scheme of things, lower entry boundaries for one.
 

Willz

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Rofl at Zunari editing Smudges post. I lol'd hard ma boy. You need to come to one of our mini fests sometime soon!
 

Zunari

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Yes I do, I'm not always on Smashboards or MSN so your best bet is to drop me a text, I think you have my number. Might even let you wear the My Little Pony hoody.
 

Calzum!

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Im laughing really, really hard right about now.

Can't imagine why.

Melee isn't even that technichal in the grand scheme of things, lower entry boundaries for one.
well yes when you compare it to brawl

no if you compare it to any other fighter

Waffle match at GT2 ?
 

Smudge

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You think this is trolling? You think me trying to save you from the clutches of the dead veterans and there icey grip on you is trolling?

Yeah, it pretty much is =D

Had a surprisingly good laugh doing this to be honest, I just liked the idea of playing a character that wasn't who I am, kinda a bit of an escape for me.

One of you could have atleast sided with me though, you're all miserable lol

No hard feelings guys?
 

The_Rake

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There fixed ok now MTR >.>
I'll gladly write some more if you want me toa

@Smudge: Nahh we just dont want to feed troll's anymore
why dont you post in the Lonodn thread? oh yeah you'd get flamed so much in there it wouldnt even be funny though it would be lulz
so what other ATs apply to all characters?
 

Smudge

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Haha, fair enough mate.

BTW, we've not properly met on the best of terms. I'm Smudge (duh)

I've only been to one one fest at WIllz, but it was a crackin' laugh, definitely have to make the trip again soon. It's no secret I prefer Brawl, but I don't have a dislike for Melee and play it occasionally. Ganon main =D

Nice to meet you.
 

Zunari

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BTW, we've not properly met on the best of terms. I'm Smudge (duh)
Heyy, I think we met briefly at that fest, although the only memory I have of you is chaingrabbing with DDD, and then chaingrabbing with Ganon on melee ^-^
I prefer Brawl, but I don't have a dislike for Melee and play it occasionally. Ganon main =D
I prefer melee although play brawl online sometimes, kinda the inverse of you I guess. -Falco main on melee and I play Peach/MK for brawl.

Perhaps you could teach me some brawl stuff in return for some melee stuff, it could work.
Nice to meet you
 

Smudge

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Course man

Oh and you know how you said youd do a conversion post, in the future if I pull this The Smash Society story again, wanna get in on it

all you need to do is preach, its so easy man lol
 

Smudge

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Night mate

I'm gonna shoot too, got a Melee only fest to go to tomorrow, oh the irony

I'm surprised no-one picked up on me organising that in a thread that's just on or two above or below this thread.
 

Jolteon

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Well... it was kind of obvious from all your million other Ganon comments.
 

Willz

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**** I just went to Londis and bought some londis cola and I gave the guy a £2 coin instead of 50p I had in my other hand and said keep the change looooool
 

K.Mac

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Dooan, you've let the EM down. If I can make it surely you can make it too. :ohwell:

considering you managed it on £40 last time... I mean wut. I spend more getting to/from andy's >_>
 

Tamoo

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You seriously need to find cheaper means of travel, I haven't spent over £20 for a very long time getting anywhere in the UK and I live in a ***** of a place for transport
 
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