Dragon Ball Mafia - Paperwork Complete! Town + Survivor Victory!

[NonSpecificGuy]

Quick question to EVERYONE. Did you target someone? Don’t need to know how. Don’t need to know who. Just need to know if you did...

 

[A Distant Demon]

Oh, sorry. One more thing before I let you guys do your thing.


Please stop editing posts. Just don't. For any reason. Most people can read typos because of me. If you need to add something or if it is THAT bad, just make a new post. Don't think "oh I caught it real fast, I can edit it before people see this" because I already would have missed a post because someone tried to edit it. I read fast.

DON'T
EDIT
POSTS
IN
MAFIA

THAT GOES FOR PMS TOO

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Only reason Swamp is still alive is because I can effectively control what he does.

Which is especially bizarre cause I'm the daddy.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Except when you take into account that that person's another townie and another ability to use during the night.

Except when you take into account that townies don’t know who other townies are.

To be honest Holder, I'm surprised you aren't reacting to Opo effectively trying to kill you.

Because he has claimed Trunks.

My only concerns right now are Coricus dying, then you dying, and hearing from DJ.

 

[Deleted member]

To be honest, in the large scope of things, killing someone because they make ****posts doesn't sound effective.

It would have been funny if I was the reviver or cop or w/e and y'all took me out because of a pickup line

Would be ****in' worth it.

-Said everyone.

 

[Z25]

Then do we not risk either doctor?

It's a 50/50 shot. They can't both be doctors Z.


You butthole!

Even so there is another way to do this just catch them in a lie. They aren’t telling everyone he same thing.

We had a contingency plan in place in case we accidentally killed the real doctor.

and what would this be? I say it’s fair to know what that is. Also swamp didn’t go through with it, was this known?

 

[Deleted member]

Which is especially bizarre cause I'm the daddy.

No one has any right to complain about the Vore Tail now.

 

[Deleted member]

You butthole!

Hey, I am one.

Oh, sorry. One more thing before I let you guys do your thing.


Please stop editing posts. Just don't. For any reason. Most people can read typos because of me. If you need to add something or if it is THAT bad, just make a new post. Don't think "oh I caught it real fast, I can edit it before people see this" because I already would have missed a post because someone tried to edit it. I read fast.

DON'T
EDIT
POSTS
IN
MAFIA

THAT GOES FOR PMS TOO

This is directed to mostly me, so my apologies.

 

[Coricus]

I'd call bull but White distributed Alucard's items after his hostkill so it's not without precedent.

Scumhunting is more important than keeping power roles alive. If we get them all pinned down as soon as possible, then no lack of Doc or Cop will make the Town lose.

That's not true per se, is it?

Can't a Serial Killer still fudge it?

 

[Deleted member]

No one has any right to complain about the Vore Tail now.

.....do I even want to ****in' know?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Because he has claimed Trunks.

My only concerns right now are Coricus dying, then you dying, and hearing from DJ.

So let me get this straight.

You say you're the doctor.

We tell you there's another doctor claim.

And you go for the potential townie (the miller) before the guy who says he has your role?

As in, there can only be one of you and if its not you its gotta be him?

Holder, you're a ninny but you aren't stupid.

I'm willing to bet its you.

 

[Pokechu]

Except when you take into account that townies don’t know who other townies are.

Except when you take into account we had a whole night phase for them to even try to see if they were killing a power role (hint: they didn't try), try to see if they could squeeze my role from other players, or even decide to kill the miller. All three of which are logical conclusions over "lol ****poster? he gotta go"

 

[Z25]

Only reason Swamp is still alive is because I can effectively control what he does.

sure to a degree but if he ends up killing townies then that’s bad and we lose a townie before you redirect him to himself

 

[Opossum]

Even so there is another way to do this just catch them in a lie. They aren’t telling everyone he same thing.
and what would this be? I say it’s fair to know what that is. Also swamp didn’t go through with it, was this known?

If anything I'd question why you want the Doctor Contingency Plan out in the open.


It's on a need to know basis.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

and what would this be? I say it’s fair to know what that is

Why the **** would we out the town's ace in the hole?

 

[Coricus]

No one has any right to complain about the Vore Tail now.

QUE????

 

[Z25]

If anything I'd question why you want the Doctor Contingency Plan out in the open.


It's on a need to know basis.

Because it directly affects the town and it’s worth knowing to clear this mess up. Also Swamp Sensei who did you target instead?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Also Swamp Sensei who did you target instead?

You have not read a gosh darned thing.

I'm not repeating myself at this point.

 

[Z25]

Why the **** would we out the town's ace in the hole?

Well you never said it was an ace therefore I was curious has to what was suppose to help

 

[Deleted member]

That's not true per se, is it?

Can't a Serial Killer still fudge it?

Serial Killers are not as much of a threat to Town because they're by themselves and usually have limitations to their kills, so it's not a priority unlike a Nightly faction kill.
Besides, they're usually easy to find because of how they're forced to play.

.....do I even want to ****in' know?

Ask Opossum

Except when you take into account we had a whole night phase for them to even try to see if they were killing a power role (hint: they didn't try), try to see if they could squeeze my role from other players, or even decide to kill the miller. All three of which are logical conclusions over "lol ****poster? he gotta go"

To be honest, my mind can't take anymore of your "****posting" either

 

[Opossum]

Because it directly affects the town and it’s worth knowing to clear this mess up. Also Swamp Sensei who did you target instead?

Honestly I may just redirect Swamp to you tonight if you don't see how bafflingly stupid it would be to publicly announce the contingency plan.

 

[Deleted member]

No one has any right to complain about the Vore Tail now.

No mentioning vore at all please. I hate vore.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Why is everyone picking on Pokechu?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Why is everyone picking on Pokechu?

I was just doing what Opo said.

Holder's being Holder.

 

[Deleted member]

ITT: People ask that Plan B for the situation where things go Horribly Wrong™ to be pubicly revealed so Mafia can ruin it before things go Horribly Wrong™

 

[Z25]

Besides, I didn't even target the doctor claim lol.

You have not read a gosh darned thing.

I'm not repeating myself at this point.

Excuse me? Your getting awfully defensive and seem to be jumping to conclusions. The above post implies ou didn’t target a doctor. So I did read, you just may not have typed what ou thought you did.

 

[Deleted member]

Ask Opossum

Opossum
What kind of kinks do you talk about?!

 

[Opossum]

Why is everyone picking on Pokechu?

Because it was funny and he wasn't gonna die anyway.

 

[Deleted member]

Why is everyone picking on Pokechu?

Because I think he is a mafia member.

 

[Z25]

Honestly I may just redirect Swamp to you tonight if you don't see how bafflingly stupid it would be to publicly announce the contingency plan.

You could but one I merely asked a question you said nothing about an ace. And two you would be killing another towinie pointlessly. I already proved my role to the mayor. Which is all that needs to be known.

 

[Deleted member]

Holder's being Holder.

And this everyone, is why "Lynch All Holders" is an unspoken rule.
(Unspoken because either Holder isn't in the game or he keeps that rule hidden for obvious reasons.)

 

[Opossum]

Opossum
What kind of kinks do you talk about?!

IT WAS SHISHΠI SWEAR.

Long story short I was talking about how someone claimed Piccolo and because I know **** all about DBZ I mixed him up for Cell, the other green guy with the dilophosaurus horn things. Shishœ then said Cell had a vore tail.

 

[Coricus]

No mentioning vore at all please. I hate vore.

Ah, so this is what the brave one fears.

 

[Deleted member]

Ah, so this is what the brave one fears.

I am not scared by it. I just hate how much of a disgrace it is.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

So I did read

No you didn't.

You'd know who I targeted then.

You'd know exactly why it didn't happen.

You only read like half a page! Riddle me this non reader.

Why did Shiny get hit in the first place?

 

[Deleted member]

IT WAS SHISHΠI SWEAR.

Long story short I was talking about how someone claimed Piccolo and because I know **** all about DBZ I mixed him up for Cell, the other green guy with the dilophosaurus horn things. Shishœ then said Cell had a vore tail.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

@WhiteEaglePL
I’m very interested to hear if you have anything to say, more so now than ever.

 

[Opossum]

Ah, so this is what the brave one fears.

The reason he hates being called cute is because it's usually followed by "I could just eat you up."

 

[Deleted member]

My theory is that Cell could potentially be a Mafia/SK role that gets stronger by killing the Androids
Like this
NSFW Warning

 

[KingofPhantoms]

....I don't even know how the hell to contribute right now.