Donkey Kong Mafia - Game Over! Who's King of the Jungle?

[#HBC | Gorf]

Man Kuz why even bother with a claim?

 

[th3kuzinator]

Because I always ere on the side of caution when I'm being a badass.

And I like to see scum writhe.

 

[Super Vegito]

What don't you trust about me? That I might hammer before the claim or that I may not hammer at all? If the former. I wont do so, otherwise I wouldn't have unvoted in the first place. If the latter, that's not a concern either because you could simply get someone else to hammer.

With that said, there's no reason for you not to put him at l-1 yourself if you want a claim.

 

[Super Vegito]

Who exactly is me? :o

I can hammer than post claim if needed if me is me

 

[th3kuzinator]

If there is no sense of urgency, he won't claim.

 

[Super Vegito]

Then put him at L-1

 

[th3kuzinator]

I mean if no one threatens to hammer within a time frame. Will you hammer in three minutes if he doesn't claim?

 

[Gargaglione]

Just hand over the last Dragon Ball, Vegito...

 

[Super Vegito]

Yes .

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Oh shii bolded, you know he's being legit.

 

[th3kuzinator]

I don't believe you. Now vote him.

 

[Super Vegito]

Would you believe me if that was actually Ran?

 

[th3kuzinator]

I'm also an actor so I can't vote him now anyway.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Man Kuz why are being irate just to be irate?

 

[John2k4]

I need to get some peanuts for this...gonna get interesting.

AhAAhAAAHA!


@Kuz - Actor...What?

 

[th3kuzinator]

Bardull hasn't even posted. This is too easy.

 

[Super Vegito]

I'm so used to bolding, that was an accident haha.

Kuz you're silly. If I'm saying I will do it, there's no reason not to take my word for it in this situation.

liveedit: are you really? I was just thinking that.

 

[th3kuzinator]

I am indeed. Boring time to claim was boring.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

So much for 15 pages

 

[th3kuzinator]

Ikr? Now vote him.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Vegito DON'T. PLEASE.

 

[Gargaglione]

Could someone acknowledge how hilarious my witty Dragon Ball joke was? In fact, you could tell me how my eyes are prettier than Gorf's too.

 

[Super Vegito]

I don't believe you. You can go ahead and vote. There's no punishment I know because I am actually actor. Your vote simply wont count if it's true.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

GOSH YOU DID.

And everyone can effectively ignore Garg's ridiculous eye comment

 

[Super Vegito]

Garg you are so beautiful. Are you... the batman?

 

[th3kuzinator]

pHAHAHAHAJAhoaHIOFHIJWfh

Ran trying to play hardball. I like it.

I won't give you the satisfaction though. If it comes down to a pride battle, so be it.

 

[th3kuzinator]

However I'd like for you to explain any town motivation Bardull would have right now for not being involved in this conversation.

 

[Super Vegito]

Well I think you already know I'm pretty stubborn.

 

[th3kuzinator]

For all the wrong reasons, Ran. For all the wrong reasons.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

You too though here.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

i'm honestly skimming all of this


what did i miss

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Absolutely nothing. It's kinda funny though.

 

[th3kuzinator]

Gorf. If I vote, Ran won't. If Ran does, I will.

Logic.

 

[BarDulL]

Garg, John, where are your heads at? Your votes are on me, but can you tell me yourselves why you guys think I'm scum?

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Pshpshpshpshpshpshpsh

 

[Super Vegito]

Kuzi, why don't you trust me? : [

 

[th3kuzinator]

LO L

asdf

 

[BarDulL]

Answers like "I agree with Gorf and Kuz" aren't acceptable.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Gorf. If I vote, Ran won't. If Ran does, I will.

Logic.

You can say it's cuz of pride, I'll still love you either way.

 

[Super Vegito]

I'm telling you I will vote. Even if I wont, all Bardull needs to believe is that I will for him to claim. So there's no reason for you not to trust me in this situation.