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Alright, so today was by faaar one of the weirdest days I've had in a long time. It had a weird factor of about 7 on a scale of 10.
So let's start with when I woke up. The next day my alarm goes off and I ji-- Nah, not really but my alarm did go off and I did get out of bed. It was 9.05am, and I had slept around 5 hours. I was more than rested. So I stood up stretched, and fell over. I got a cramp in my thigh, and it put me down for a few. So I proceeded to rub the cramp out. What a way to start a day right?
So, I walked down stairs skipping every other stair and then hopped over the rail. I walked into the kitchen, and grabbed a DP. I took a sip, and off I went to take a shower. So I left the door open because no one was home. Yes, I shower with the doors open...if no one's home, that is. So I'm washing the shampoo out of my hair and I glance out of the shower door. It's like a cloudy looking shower door, you guys know how they are. I SWORE it was my mom. I freaked the **** out, and said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?". I soon realize my golden retriever was standing up straight on the counter. I laughed for a few minutes to my self, and petted Bradley. That's his name, and then i put him in the shower and bathed him.
So the time is 10:40 now. It took a long time for him to cooperate. So I went and met my mother in town, and then she drove us to Chatt for my orthodontist appointment. Well it was at 2:45, so we had a while to kill once we got there. In fact, we had like 3 hours. So while she went into the mall, I slept in the car. So about two hours into my power nap, I wake up to someone tapping me. I open my eyes and it's some guy I do not know! I freaked out, for the second time today. I said,"C-can I help you?" He sighed, and let out a smile of relief. "I thought you had died from the heat boy." I assured him I was fine, and he went on his way.
So my mother came back shortly, and we went onto my orthodontists office. Well we at for about 45 minutes waiting, it was annoying. But on the upside some chick across the room stared at my crotch for 15 minutes. If you call that an upside. Heh. SO! I get called back finally and greet the ladies by name. Yes, I know all of the women that work there. Oh, but look here, they've hired a new one and I was her first person. So, I talked to her for a moment and complimented her hair. She was around 20 at best, and she was pretty good looking. So she tells me to bite down--HA, I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE THINKING!--and I do so. So, then she gets a tool to do something and pinches the inside of my cheek and like tears it up. It bled for a while. But, then she starts apologizing like a lot. I assured her it was fine with blood flowing out of my mouth. Then she wipes the blood out of my mouth, which I was trying to do. Then she like rubbed it for 10 minutes...and I gotta say. It was very relaxing feeling.
So yeah that's been my day thus far, pretty crazy right? and it's only 5.05pm.
Alright, so today was by faaar one of the weirdest days I've had in a long time. It had a weird factor of about 7 on a scale of 10.
So let's start with when I woke up. The next day my alarm goes off and I ji-- Nah, not really but my alarm did go off and I did get out of bed. It was 9.05am, and I had slept around 5 hours. I was more than rested. So I stood up stretched, and fell over. I got a cramp in my thigh, and it put me down for a few. So I proceeded to rub the cramp out. What a way to start a day right?
So, I walked down stairs skipping every other stair and then hopped over the rail. I walked into the kitchen, and grabbed a DP. I took a sip, and off I went to take a shower. So I left the door open because no one was home. Yes, I shower with the doors open...if no one's home, that is. So I'm washing the shampoo out of my hair and I glance out of the shower door. It's like a cloudy looking shower door, you guys know how they are. I SWORE it was my mom. I freaked the **** out, and said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?". I soon realize my golden retriever was standing up straight on the counter. I laughed for a few minutes to my self, and petted Bradley. That's his name, and then i put him in the shower and bathed him.
So the time is 10:40 now. It took a long time for him to cooperate. So I went and met my mother in town, and then she drove us to Chatt for my orthodontist appointment. Well it was at 2:45, so we had a while to kill once we got there. In fact, we had like 3 hours. So while she went into the mall, I slept in the car. So about two hours into my power nap, I wake up to someone tapping me. I open my eyes and it's some guy I do not know! I freaked out, for the second time today. I said,"C-can I help you?" He sighed, and let out a smile of relief. "I thought you had died from the heat boy." I assured him I was fine, and he went on his way.
So my mother came back shortly, and we went onto my orthodontists office. Well we at for about 45 minutes waiting, it was annoying. But on the upside some chick across the room stared at my crotch for 15 minutes. If you call that an upside. Heh. SO! I get called back finally and greet the ladies by name. Yes, I know all of the women that work there. Oh, but look here, they've hired a new one and I was her first person. So, I talked to her for a moment and complimented her hair. She was around 20 at best, and she was pretty good looking. So she tells me to bite down--HA, I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE THINKING!--and I do so. So, then she gets a tool to do something and pinches the inside of my cheek and like tears it up. It bled for a while. But, then she starts apologizing like a lot. I assured her it was fine with blood flowing out of my mouth. Then she wipes the blood out of my mouth, which I was trying to do. Then she like rubbed it for 10 minutes...and I gotta say. It was very relaxing feeling.
So yeah that's been my day thus far, pretty crazy right? and it's only 5.05pm.
