Justin Little
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2013
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They should pretend to show Metroid, only for Cranky to show up and spend an hour complaining about the game industry. "All of this talk about cutting-edge technological games, bah! Back in my day, we were lucky enough to move at a pixel frame per second! And we liked it!"
"Bloodborne... difficult... ha! Don't make me laugh! I could've beaten this game using those blasted Bongos that my grandson keeps waking me up with! The only thing difficult about the game is Wrinkly Kong continuously altering the TV screen with static portraits of herself! Where is she anyway?"
"Bloodborne... difficult... ha! Don't make me laugh! I could've beaten this game using those blasted Bongos that my grandson keeps waking me up with! The only thing difficult about the game is Wrinkly Kong continuously altering the TV screen with static portraits of herself! Where is she anyway?"