Darth Vader Robs New York Bank

[GunmasterLombardi]

Link to the article: http://stars.ign.com/articles/110/1108185p1.html

Not sure why he needed a gun. Maybe his lightsaber was out of batteries...

Spoiler

i totally didn't steal that joke from the comments section btw.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

That's pretty hilarious, even if he did rob the bank.

Who needs a ski mask when you have last year's Halloween costume?

 

[Fuelbi]

They are looking for a man described as around 6-feet tall.

I like what clues they're using. I wonder how many 6 foot tall people they're gonna interrogate before they actually find the perp

 

[Segtendo]

The force is weak with this one.

 

[Teran]

That man is an international hero and if he gets arrested and convicted the government should be overthrown.

 

[Mic_128]

It's not like we've got the current events room for a reason.

*Moves thread*

 

[Mota]

Kudos, Ski masks are so cliched

 

[GunmasterLombardi]

It's not like we've got the current events room for a reason.

*Moves thread*

Oops, sorry...

Didn't know much about the CE section yet.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Well, villans have to get their money somewhere.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

Didn't know Vader fell from Grace that hard. But I guess you gotta start somewhere for this:

http://gizmodo.com/5146010/death-star-costs-156-septillion-14-trillion-times-the-us-debt

 

[Life]

That's not actually a bad idea (well, relative to other bank-robbing schemes), I seem to recall advertised some time ago a Vader mask that, well, masked your voice to sound like Vader. Fridge brilliance? Maybe. (If you don't know what that is, TVTropes more)

 

[Martian]

epic. theft.

 

[ru5514n]

He could've just Force-choked the clerk...

 

[Bob Jane T-Mart]

The man's actually rather smart, he was wearing a disguise, gloves, and if he's got a voice-distorting mask, there's very few ways they'll track him down.

If they're lucky they might figure out who owned the bike, or how Vader got there and figure out where he came from...

 

[Teran]

Nah man, Vader totally stole that bike because he's just that cool.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

*Reads article*

Hmmm, Darth Vadar, robbing a bank, using a gun, riding away on a motorcycle.... Nothing unusual here, oh wait!! "It's currently unclear how much the Sith Lord made away with." This sentence ended in a preposition, it must be fake! No, it's probably malnourishment of the English language.

I find your lack of grammar, DISTURBING!!!

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Nah man, Vader totally stole that bike because he's just that cool.

Where was his TIE fighter? Maybe he had to sell to make some money.

I mean, that little jingle on a bike isn't very scary compared to the weird dinosaur roaring noise the TIE makes.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Where was his TIE fighter?

I stole it, and turned it into a ty. I think it's obvious....

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

It gave people a big blind spot to attack him with and I bet wearing that much plastic would limit your mobility and don't get me started on that cape.

That guy was just one big walking target. I guess people aren't as brave as they used to.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

NO CAPE ^So True

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Why'd he use a gun?! Why not threaten them with the death star?