Counter(strike)

[xX Boezy Xx]

Me. Immediately, everything goes into slow motion as I do four consecutive barrel rolls into a crazy-*** frontflip. Before landing I catch the Gatorade and take one refreshing drink. I then hurl it back at....

 

[PrepareYourself]

My shiny new reflector I stole from Fox. The bottle asplodes, and the Gatorade ignites (?). The fluid seems to be heading towards...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Me. I teleport out of the way and proceed to activate my lightsaber. I charge towards ??? looking for blood...

 

[PrepareYourself]

HA! Everyone knows from Brawl that a lightsaber is equivalent to a fist. I punch your Lsaber, and there is a clean CLANG sound. Ftilt.

 

[PrepareYourself]

I dodge... wait what? Yes, I dodged my own ftilt. I tackle...

 

[Yaya]

Me, but I've randomly turned into Bowser, so you crash right in to me and fall to the ground, I pick you up and throw you at...

 

[PrepareYourself]

I am flying! I was thrown it seems, so I pull out my sword and do a fair at...

 

[Darkslash]

me but i counter with Cross DarkSlash

The beams of Darkness then hit

 

[PrepareYourself]

PrepU, with a Smash Ball blocking the beams. It seems I took the credit for the final hit.

"ALL TROOPS... MOVE OUT!"

Five soldier things fly at...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Me, but I block them off with a big wall.

I shoot the next person with a 45-caliber water pistol.

 

[PrepareYourself]

It quenched my thirst. I plant a C4 on ...

 

[Yaya]

Me, I panic and run right towards...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

A wall. You hit it with a sickening crack and then explode. As we all watch the fireworks, I sneak up behind ??? and prepare to assassinate them...

 

[PrepareYourself]

But massive thorns shoot out of my back. I take Boezy's weapon and run madly at...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Me. However, you are now in my house, and it is polite to hang your coat up before doing stuff. While you're distracted with that, I steal Boezy's weapon from you and use it on...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

ME?! You monster! As we grapple for my dagger, I start shooting lightning out of my eyes and crazy **** like that. As I win over my weapon, I get ready to finish Sly Fox off...

 

[akkon888]

Jon who is poor. He dies. And explodes as well on...

 

[PrepareYourself]

My Mirror Shield, which I've used so much now. The explosion pushes me back, ramming me into...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

My corpse. I come back to life and use the Sly Fox Waft on you, then on...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Me. momentarily blinded, I proceed to hack and slash at anyone within range. Suddenly, I sense someone behind me, and run myself through with my lightsaber, stabbing ??? as well as myself...

 

[PrepareYourself]

My aura sandbag. You sensed it's aura and was fooled >:D

I take Boezy's lightsaber and throw it at...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

me. I use the force to toss it aside and Force Choke...

 

[PrepareYourself]

My annoying "friend". After the choke, I laser lock him and f1r3 Warlock punches him. He rams into...