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Colorado Smash - MVG Presents: REVELATION 2 - MIDWEST NATIONAL! MVG QUALIFIER! May 16-17

Moblin

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It USED to be a super uber hard japanese platformer. you were this little square cube guy with legs and stuff. you had this gun that shot in front of you, and it did absolutely nothing >.>


I survived for about 20 seconds each game I played. It was seriously the best game ever. if anyone knows what I'm talking about, FIND IT. I know the name in japanese, but I have no idea how to actually copy the characters.. >.<


Maybe I could pick them out of a list...
 

the Marronator

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Haha I have dreams like these all the time! I actually started keeping a dream journal because I have them so often, like 3 times a month (maybe it has to do with my sleeping XD). And what's weird is that sometimes I have dreams that link together in sequence. lol just ask me sometime.

@Underload: just ask tomorrow! No johns! :p
 

Spelt

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why would they give you a weapon if it did nothing? :(


most of my dreams involve school ...
once i had a dream where my desk was a cloud and we were learning how to be racist.
 

Spelt

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ew. please mention verbally. i'm curious now.

DID I JUST KILL MYSELF WITH MY OWN RANDOM CIRCLE?

...i mean, i beat it.
cookie plz


EDIT: i just got mauled by pedobear and i can't figure out how to jump
 

Moblin

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the only controls I've figured out so far are

z = jump

x = fire random circle that rebounds and kills you, otherwise useless.

go nuts


and you got mauled by pedobear without even knowing how to jump? WTF
 

Moblin

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actually you don't need to jump to beat pedobear.


lol


yeah, I can't get past that part either.... there's another route from the first stage though, it takes forever to figure it out.


;D
 

Zajice

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Stuck on the cat that punches your circles.

S makes you strike a pose and F makes you shoot smoke from your head. I don't know what they're for.

N does another weird pose.

And O.
 

Spelt

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you mean the platform in the beginning? when i jump on it i get spiked.
 

Moblin

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Stuck on the cat that punches your circles.

S makes you strike a pose and F makes you shoot smoke from your head. I don't know what they're for.

N does another weird pose.
this man knows how to play this ****ing game.

okay, cat that punches my circles? you mean as you're falling?

if it's not that: tell me how to get to it! :(
 

Lawkk

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My dreams are usually whatever the hell I want it to be lol. If I feel like dreaming about something I just think about something alot before I sleep and I usually end up dreaming about it. However if they are random they are usually about me chilling with people at my school I don't even talk to. I have only simple dreams now but I use to have weird ones.

My weirdest one involved fake guns, kkk counting in spanish, dieing, ressurecting, mario kart 64 on rainbow road, and drawing 2/3 of a triangle
 

Zajice

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Yeah. I jumped over the pit of spikes. You just time it so you jump before the spikes punch you, and so you go far enough that the falling spikes don't hit you. The next area has a cat that I dunno how to get passed. And it punches your circles if you shoot it.
 

Moblin

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Yeah. I jumped over the pit of spikes. You just time it so you jump before the spikes punch you, and so you go far enough that the falling spikes don't hit you. The next area has a cat that I dunno how to get passed. And it punches your circles if you shoot it.

wow, good job. I didn't think it was possible to go to the left. I've been jumping over the first set of spikes and then manuevering under it to fall down into the pit, where there's this huge watcha-ma-call it that tries to jump kick you.

Okay, that's my secret. Now explain in detail how to get past the 2nd set of spikes D:
 

Spelt

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the ones that fall?
you just need to jump off of the moving platform when it's closest to the other side near the falling spikes, so you can jump far enough to land past where the spikes fall
basically you just need to time your first jump right
 

Moblin

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thanks. I'll get right on it.


oh yeah. I think I remember getting here. there's some trick to it, but I kinda forgot what it was. hold on while I try to figure it out.
 

Zajice

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I went Moblin's way. Don't shoot the guys holding up the block.


And don't stand on it for very long either.
 

Moblin

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Lol meno you ninja.

can't get past the 1st lvl?


alright, I'm stuck all 3 ways. first, I'm stuck on the cat thing. then I can't see how to get across the huge gap after you kill pedobear. and THEN I can't time it right to get off the moving platform and over the spikes before it abandons you., but that seems to be my best bet.


and spelt, it's when you jump over the first set of spikes, then DI back under them to fall down below. 20 seconds after that, you're at the block guys.


also, just lightly jump across the block and they won't throw it up. that when you get to the moving platform. suuxx. I'm addicted.
 

Zajice

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Imma make a mini guide for what I got so far.

Path 1

-Go left.
-Time your jumps so you dodge the rising spikes when you touch the platform, but go far enough to dodge the spikes that fall after you jump off the platform.

-Next area has a cat blocking your path. Touch it and you die. Shooting it makes it punch the circle back at you.

I get stuck here.


Path 2

-Go right.
-Pedobear runs back and forth and jumps in two places only. Stand in these places and shoot him until he dies.
-Jump on the sign and up the blocks. Jump to the right. (Just walking off the side makes you die.

I assume you jump and go right till you reach a point where you fall into the next area. Or you just land on the other side. I haven't been able to do either.


Path 3

-Go left.
-Time your jump so the rising spikes don't hit you and manuever under them.

-Stay to the left so you don't get hit by the creature on your way down.

-Go to the right after you pass the creature.
-Position yourself next to the spiked block.
-Go right as soon as you pass them and land on the platform.
-Jump to the right.

-Jump on the platforms quickly. First two fall while you're on them. Third one rises.

-Jump on the blocks and go over the two guys holding the block over the button. Jump off the block quickly or they'll shove the block into the spikes and you die. Even if you dodge this, it falls and hits the button and the cieling falls on you. (Shooting them makes the block fall and hit the button.)

-Next area tells you to go down. Don't. It's full of spikes.
-Jump on the smiley platform. It takes you to the right.

-The platform turns and runs as soon as it reaches the block you have to jump over.

I assume you have to time your jump so you land on the little bit of the platform that passes past the block before it runs off, then jump off that to safety. Haven't done it yet.
 

Moblin

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Never! we like spamming this thread. I gtg though, keep working on the game. Cya tomorroah.


zaj, you're exactly where I am. I'm stuck in the exact same places on all 3 routes :(

We'll work on it a little more tomorrow perhaps.
 

MK.II

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I got all the way to a giant bear head boss that when you shoot it, it releases dots that are impenetrable and kill you if you touch them, all while he is shooting other, destroyable dots at you. I think I took down what looked to be 1/60ith of his face. I also assume this is his health. And the room was completely closed off, so hopefully this is the last level?

Edit: this is a bit further than you have reached on path 3. And instead of riding that ******* platform over, just jump down beneath it when it moves.

/hint.
 

Zajice

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Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Awesome mike!

We miss you too. :<



Also, I figured it out.

Jump on the platform that runs away and then jump back. Fall down to where it was and go from there.
 
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