Colbol and hungrybox Present: A Review of "The Final Destionation" -SPOILERS"-

[hungrybox]

[22:38] Dont ColBol: i saw the final destination
[22:38] juanthefatty: ME TOO
[22:38] Dont ColBol: lol
[22:38] Dont ColBol: in 3D
[22:38] juanthefatty: LOL
[22:38] juanthefatty: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[22:38] Dont ColBol: get pool'd
[22:39] juanthefatty: get rock'd
[22:39] Dont ColBol: haha
[22:39] Dont ColBol: get escaltor'd
[22:39] juanthefatty: LOL
[22:39] Dont ColBol: IN 3D
[22:39] juanthefatty: WOW
[22:39] juanthefatty: get tired'd
[22:39] Dont ColBol: LOL
[22:39] juanthefatty: LMAO
[22:40] juanthefatty: get FIRECHAINED'd
[22:40] Dont ColBol: or get ****in fence'd
[22:40] juanthefatty: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[22:40] Dont ColBol: and diamonded skinneded
[22:40] Dont ColBol: eeeuuuuhhh
[22:40] juanthefatty: get BUS'd
[22:40] juanthefatty: and then get BUS'd again
[22:40] Dont ColBol: LOL
[22:40] juanthefatty: ****ing unoriginal
[22:41] juanthefatty: LOL
[22:41] Dont ColBol: i like how they just show you random **** for like 10 mintutes before killing someone
[22:41] juanthefatty: i still have the glasses
[22:41] juanthefatty: which part
[22:41] Dont ColBol: like
[22:41] Dont ColBol: the lawnmower/haircut part
[22:41] juanthefatty: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[22:41] Dont ColBol: hahaha
[22:42] juanthefatty: i mean seriously
[22:42] juanthefatty: broken fan
[22:42] juanthefatty: exploding hairspray
[22:42] juanthefatty: scissors
[22:42] juanthefatty: wet floor
[22:42] juanthefatty: broken chair
[22:42] Dont ColBol: i swear some of these deaths are like the contraptions on tom and jerry
[22:42] juanthefatty: lmfao
[22:43] juanthefatty: and you're gonna tell me a ****ing rock kills the mom
[22:43] Dont ColBol: hahaha
[22:43] Dont ColBol: get 34'd (metacritic)
[22:43] juanthefatty: that the mower CLEARLY saw thrown at him
[22:43] juanthefatty: LOLOOLOLOLOL
[22:43] juanthefatty: get 19%'d (rottentomatoes)
[22:44] Dont ColBol: LOL
[22:44] juanthefatty: wait
[22:44] juanthefatty: i meant 30%'d
[22:44] juanthefatty: still horrible
[22:44] Dont ColBol: i know
[22:44] juanthefatty: man
[22:44] juanthefatty: FD 3 was epic
[22:44] juanthefatty: FD 2 was hilarious
[22:44] juanthefatty: FD
[22:44] juanthefatty: is a ****ing good fox stage
[22:44] Dont ColBol: the only what i havent seen is the 3rd one
[22:45] Dont ColBol: only one*
[22:45] Dont ColBol: haha
[22:45] juanthefatty: heh
[22:45] Dont ColBol: i love how original the plot is in each one though
[22:45] juanthefatty: its almost like you're watching the same movie
[22:45] juanthefatty: except you are
[22:45] Dont ColBol: hahaha

 

[vZakat]

To be honest I was expecting this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-7gmds2njg

No Character development
No plot
Violence only
Final Destination

 

[nevershootme]

is that the kill order in the movie from start to finish? or you guys just random the order

I think part 2 or 3's falling crane full of spikes (or glass) has got to be the goriest one... unless there's something better

edit: read wikipedia on the kill order

 

[PB&J]

too good..lol..best thread ever

 

[Vijin]

I had my fingers crossed for a Colbol-Hbox tourney going down.

 

[hungrybox]

I had my fingers crossed for a Colbol-Hbox tourney going down.

those are like all the WATO's
lol

 

[nevershootme]

i think i need to visit u guys so we can make a film critic show full of hate

 

[Strawhat64]

Me and zoro agrees....

THAT WE WASTE MOONEYS IN THIS MOIVE....

-_-

Although, I love the mind games...

mind games, mind games, mind games....

annnnnnd.....

It never felt like 3d anwyays >.>;

 

[nevershootme]

$10 and u get some novelty glasses where u could just steal one from the bin without any employee looking

 

[QDVS]

Get get wrecked variations abused'd

 

[nevershootme]

the director's film reputation... sucks

 

[OverLade]

10 stars would read again.

 

[thegreatkazoo]

Hey, consider the OP as a reaffirmation of what Rotten Tomatoes says....good sheet!

 

[Finch]

This is amazing. I feel like I saw the movie now.

 

[hungrybox]

yea it actually was pretty precise

 

[GA Peach]

...did any of you go into the movie expecting it to be good?

 

[TheLake]

This thread should be stickied

The movie was SOOOO BAD

I <3 FD though...except with just zelda *blegh*

Best death was the pool scene though. In 3D it was just soooo classy.

Some of the lamest deaths ever are in this movie though.

Like being crushed by a bath tub and being hit by a bus (like the first movie...laaaame...didnt help that he was black too *racial rant*)

Its only fun in 3D though or if your super high.

Or if you just like bad films *end rant sorta* (:

Hungybox werent you supposed to be in PA somtime? We were gonna house your puffy little tookus ):