Who you play tells a lot about who you are (not really). After playing online for so long, what's the first thing on your mind when you see X character?
Just bought the game and about to get the beating of his life.
Got skills but tends to goof off. Pretty chill, never gets bent out of shape.
A force to be reckoned with, but only ever wants to taunt party. Spiteful as a mother****er.
Average skill. Plays to win.
Punching bag, but gets an A for effort.
Will **** you up. Knows every trick in the book.
Harmlessly wanders to and fro. Gets in a few pot shots now and again.
His behavior is often inexplicable, but he's always an asset to the fight.
All in all, the easiest opponent. Free KO's.
Only ever wants to taunt party. A total *****.
Fights will all gusto, with mixed results.
A very confident player who doesn't afraid of anything.
Always finds a way to nail you with that DAir. A solid player all around.
Likes to camp (understandably). Not so great but one spike is all it takes.
Needs to take a chill pill.
Someone who makes a point to be hated.
Damn good but predictable, because their entire game plan revolves around grabbing you.
Oddly, one of the prominent taunt party offenders.
The most likely to be AFC.
Pissed about the previous match and wants to make your life miserable.
A very lazy player.
Keep your distance. He's Olimar for a reason...
The most likely to give it his all.
What an *******!
Usually in cahoots with the other space animals, but just watch for his incessant F-Smashes and he's cake.
If Smash 64 were the twelve apostles, Captain Falcon would be Jesus. (Pit was Judas.)
Just a kid, but he's a prodigy when it comes to chain grabbing.
He's a pushover but always manages to keep things interesting.
One of the more serious players.
The only legitimate taunt partier.
Always afraid to get his hands dirty. Angers easily and tends to get sloppy as a result.
The polar opposite of Marth, not afraid to take someone out at the cost of his own life.
A Lucas player who's matured a bit.
An avid taunt partier, but usually ends in tragedy.
Despite his placid exterior, one of the more temperamental fighters.
A grown *** man who just wants to **** some dudes up.
Flip a coin. Heads, he's fighting like his life depends on it. Tails, he's jerking off.
Just bought the game and about to get the beating of his life. Got skills but tends to goof off. Pretty chill, never gets bent out of shape. A force to be reckoned with, but only ever wants to taunt party. Spiteful as a mother****er. Average skill. Plays to win. Punching bag, but gets an A for effort. Will **** you up. Knows every trick in the book. Harmlessly wanders to and fro. Gets in a few pot shots now and again. His behavior is often inexplicable, but he's always an asset to the fight. All in all, the easiest opponent. Free KO's. Only ever wants to taunt party. A total *****. Fights will all gusto, with mixed results. A very confident player who doesn't afraid of anything. Always finds a way to nail you with that DAir. A solid player all around. Likes to camp (understandably). Not so great but one spike is all it takes. Needs to take a chill pill. Someone who makes a point to be hated. Damn good but predictable, because their entire game plan revolves around grabbing you. Oddly, one of the prominent taunt party offenders. The most likely to be AFC. Pissed about the previous match and wants to make your life miserable. A very lazy player. Keep your distance. He's Olimar for a reason... The most likely to give it his all. What an *******! Usually in cahoots with the other space animals, but just watch for his incessant F-Smashes and he's cake. If Smash 64 were the twelve apostles, Captain Falcon would be Jesus. (Pit was Judas.) Just a kid, but he's a prodigy when it comes to chain grabbing. He's a pushover but always manages to keep things interesting. One of the more serious players. The only legitimate taunt partier. Always afraid to get his hands dirty. Angers easily and tends to get sloppy as a result. The polar opposite of Marth, not afraid to take someone out at the cost of his own life. A Lucas player who's matured a bit. An avid taunt partier, but usually ends in tragedy. Despite his placid exterior, one of the more temperamental fighters. A grown *** man who just wants to **** some dudes up. Flip a coin. Heads, he's fighting like his life depends on it. Tails, he's jerking off.
