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Nintendo Direct - 3/11/15 (Info mainly for US Direct, EU-only info at end)
>Starts off by announcing that new IP Gamefreak is working on with SEGA. Title is "Tropic Adventure". Main character is Elephant called Flopster and he's on a quest to save his home from being oversaturated by a horde of Lions. Think Banjo-Kazooie but without Kazooie and in a 2D perspective. eShop title being released on 3DS and Wii U (Cross-buy like Mario vs Donkey Kong), being released Summer.
>Yoshi's Woolly World info. Story is virtually the same as Epic Yarn with the world being turned into Yarn and junk. Yoshi amiibo unlocks a special world that remakes the first world's levels of the original Yoshi's Island. Game is being released in June, Yoshi amiibo bundle will also be available.
>Wave 5 of Smash Amiibo announced. Dark Pit, Palutena, Bowser Jr, Zero Suit Samus, Greninja and Olimar headline. Release is June 12th.
>Web based eShop being launched on April 9th. Ties into the new Club Ninty replacement in some way.
>Mewtwo DLC shown off, $2.49 if buying off eShop with release of April 9th. Announcement that Smash is getting full-blown DLC like MK8, but since it's not far into development, preorders/screenshots will come Q4 as first pack is scheduled to be ready sometime around March 2016.
>Mario Maker trailer showing off power-ups. All power-ups are compatible with the different art-styles (a Mario Bros 3 hammer suit can be used with the Mario Bros art style, for example). Release is Summer.
>Trailers for Puzzles and Dragons and Xenoblade. Just overview trailers, nothing new.
>Splatoon release date is May 15th. Amiibos unlock costumes for the characters to wear.
>Rhythm Heaven 3DS confirmed for the west. Releasing September.
>Final big announcement is the confirmation of this year's Pokemon games. Pokemon X2/Y2. Takes place 5 years after Pokemon X/Y and Team Flare has been reformed with a new leader. Trailer seems to tease that Xerneas and Yveltal can use Primal Reversion and Zygarde will have a higher importance. Release is Fall, New 3DS will have some enhancements, but the games are not exclusive.
EU info:
>Rusty's Real Deal Baseball is coming over. Being released March 26th.
>Kirby and the Rainbow Paintbrush is coming out on June 8th.
>Splatoon is being released on May 22nd. A special edition on Nintendo's UK Store will come with a steelbook, a poster and a beanie shaped like a character from the game's hair with the tentacles on each side.
>Gold and Silver Mario amiibos are being released on April 24th. Gold is exclusive to GAME, Silver exclusive to Nintendo's UK Store.