Castle.exe

[Pythag]

offer fish to troll

Throw fish in his face and run away fast to your cottage

you chuck the fish at the troll as hard as you can. The troll catches it in his mouth, and is satisfied enough to leave his spot on the drawbridge. Interestingly, your score doesn’t increase.

you scurry back to the safety of your cottage. Who knows what adventures await you there!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Go to the area that the troll once guarded.

 

[Dolph63]

Find out what kind of wood the drawbridge is made of.

 

[ranmaru]

Burn it with your lantern and pose with fishing pole

 

[Pythag]

Go to the area that the troll once guarded.

you enter the COURTYARD of Castle.exe!
there is a guard blocking the way EAST.
stairs leading up are to the NORTH
stairs leading down are to the SOUTH
you came from the WEST

SCORE: 37

 

[KingBooGengar57]

go north

 

[Pythag]

Find out what kind of wood the drawbridge is made of.

yup, it’s wood cedar.

 

[Pythag]

Burn it with your lantern and pose with fishing pole

cool guys don’t look at explosions.
but you are so dedicated to your pose you don’t realize the wood was also soaked with the same stoat as your branch. It smokes but fails to catch on fire!

 

[Pythag]

go north

huffing and puffing you climb the stairs until you reach a door. Man you thought you were in much better shape!
Score: 39

 

[KingBooGengar57]

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huffing and puffing you climb the stairs until you reach a door. Man you thought you were in much better shape!

Open door

 

[Pythag]

Open door

the door is SO locked.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

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the door is SO locked.

Go south

 

[Pythag]

Go south

back down to the courtyard!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

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back down to the courtyard!

Go east

 

[ranmaru]

Ask the guard if you can borrow his sword for a rat infestation in your cottage

 

[Xivii]

Develop a phobia of cottages and imagine that every time the user 'Ranmaru' outside of the simulation attempts to control my actions, he must play the user 'Xivii" in rock-paper-scissors. If loses, action will be ignored for 3 turns 5 turns.

 

[Dolph63]

Discover electricity. If electricity has already been discovered, make revolutionary advancements with it.

 

[Pythag]

Go east

Ask the guard if you can borrow his sword for a rat infestation in your cottage

you are feeling quite out of shape after those stairs. And this guards athletic build isn’t helping.
you inquire about his sword for your terrible rat problem.

he is stoic like on of those British guards it would seem!
you do not receive a sword.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Go east again.

 

[ranmaru]

how the hell are we a nightguard who gets tired lol

apologize to guard, bow your head, and offer rose

 

[Pythag]

Develop a phobia of cottages and imagine that every time the user 'Ranmaru' outside of the simulation attempts to control my actions, he must play the user 'Xivii" in rock-paper-scissors. If loses, action will be ignored for 3 turns 5 turns.

your mere mention of your cottage problems wracks you with a sudden fear.
you hear a voice, or do you? You are uncertain of what’s real anymore. Maybe it’s all in you’re heard, but you swear it said “It is done.” whatever that means.

 

[ranmaru]

fine next time I mention the cottage I will burn it

 

[Glubbfubb]

Decide to conquer your fears by going inside your own mind (a magicant if you will) and defeat the embodiment of your fears

 

[ranmaru]

lmao that would be amazing

 

[Pythag]

Go east again.

yikes! He seems really intimidating. This way is definitely blocked.

 

[Glubbfubb]

lmao that would be amazing

A dreamworld could have many story possibilities for an compelling arc

 

[Glubbfubb]

Ask the giant about its day, maybe befriend it somehow and make it your party member

 

[Xivii]

Use fishing rod to nab key from a distance

 

[Pythag]

how the hell are we a nightguard who gets tired lol

apologize to guard, bow your head, and offer rose

you do. The stoic man has feels nothing for your rose, or your bow. The way remains blocked.
he’s just not as sensitive as you!

 

[Glubbfubb]

Walk around the gaurd

 

[ranmaru]

Offer a fish

 

[Pokelego999]

Do Some Russian Folk Dancing

 

[#HBC | Kary]

go west while singing 'go west' by the village people

then go south from courtyard

 

[Pythag]

Discover electricity. If electricity has already been discovered, make revolutionary advancements with it.

electricity successfully discovered. No way to harness it though!

 

[Pythag]

Decide to conquer your fears by going inside your own mind (a magicant if you will) and defeat the embodiment of your fears

Uhhhhh..ok

you start thinking hard about your phobia, and decide to get to the root of it all.
you enter a magicottage, to find child you, in delightful irony is locked inside a cottage.

 

[Pythag]

Ask the giant about its day, maybe befriend it somehow and make it your party member

It’s not a giant, just poorly drawn perspective!
regardless the soldier doesn’t respond.

 

[Pokelego999]

Try to find a way out of the dream cottage

 

[ranmaru]

lmao child you

play with toy sword

 

[Glubbfubb]

Uhhhhh..ok
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you start thinking hard about your phobia, and decide to get to the root of it all.
you enter a magicottage, to find child you, in delightful irony is locked inside a cottage.

Smash down the door

 

[Pythag]

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Walk around the gaurd

He is literally stopping you, I don’t know how else to describe it.

Offer a fish

you’re fresh out of fish!