Castle.exe

[Pythag]

Welcome to Castle.exe!

Castle.exe responds to BOLD TEXT

 

[ranmaru]

Make the daily rounds, buy food, and make fancy guard pose

 

[Pythag]

Make the daily rounds, buy food, and make fancy guard pose

You do all of that, from guard duty to haggling with the turkey salesman to striking an awesome pose!

 

[Pythag]

You do all of that, from guard duty to haggling with the turkey salesman to striking an awesome pose!

But....then you crash back to Reality where you Are a night shift knight, And it is very much the daytime and you were inside your lonely little COTTAGE.

 

[Oracle Link]

Kill Ganon And then Sephiroth and then Ganon again!

 

[ranmaru]

Have a drink, hit on the local wench, and then hit your knee by accident and wince in pain

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Accidentally stub your toe on a table leg you couldn't see. Then, hopping from the pain, go out and buy a GBA.

 

[Pokelego999]

**** I accidentally started the tyranosaur potsato insurgency

 

[Pythag]

Kill Ganon And then Sephiroth and then Ganon again!

What a great idea!

It’s been a while since you’ve played with your dolls, Nevertheless you break out your Imagination once again and enact a bloody scene in which Gannon dies twice.

Exits are - EXIT

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Go buy a sword and some armor

 

[Pythag]

Have a drink, hit on the local wench, and then hit your knee by accident and wince in pain

you try to drink but find your helmet very in the way. Now you’re all wet.

nevertheless you look for the curviest thing in your COTTGE to hit on. In this case, a FISHING ROD

 

[Pythag]

Accidentally stub your toe on a table leg you couldn't see.

enroute to your date with a FISHING POLE you find Yourself face down on the ground. It seems you tripped over the TABLE OF CONTENTS

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Read the part of the table of contents that says "How to play"

 

[Pythag]

**** I accidentally started the tyranosaur potsato insurgency

I’m sorry I don’t know how to “I accidentally started the tyrannosaur potsato insurgency”

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Check your bank account for how much money you have.

 

[Pythag]

Go

you EXIT the COTTAGE. You find yourself on a lush GARDEN PATH. There is a ROSEBUSH here. EXITS are NORTH, SOUTH and IN/COTTAGE

 

[KingBooGengar57]

you EXIT the COTTAGE. You find yourself on a lush GARDEN PATH. There is a ROSEBUSH here. EXITS are NORTH, SOUTH and IN/COTTAGE

South

 

[Pythag]

South

you follow the path SOUTH. It dead ends at a small fishing pond
Exits are : NORTH

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Go back to cottage

 

[Xivii]

And go North

 

[Pythag]

Go back to cottage

And go North

You return to your cottage and immediately head NORTH crashing into the wall of your hovel.
you see a fishing pole.
Exits are EXIT

 

[KingBooGengar57]

You return to your cottage and immediately head NORTH crashing into the wall of your hovel.
you see a fishing pole.
Exits are EXIT

Pick up fishing pole and exit

 

[Pythag]

Pick up fishing pole

look out fish, you just became their worst Knightmare.
FISHING POLE has been added to your INVENTORY
you are in your cottage.
exits are: Exit

 

[KingBooGengar57]

look out fish, you just became their worst Knightmare.
FISHING POLE has been added to your INVENTORY
you are in your cottage.
exits are: Exit

Fish at the fishing pond.

 

[Pythag]

Fish

Ok Bass Pro, you give the fishing rod the ol' castaway.

looks like nothings biting in the cottage here. The table seems uninterested.

You are in a cottage, exits are: EXIT

 

[Pokelego999]

Exit

 

[Dolph63]

Read the entirety of the Bible in one go.

 

[Pythag]

Exit

you are on a garden path. There is a rosebush here.
EXITS: NORTH, SOUTH, and COTTAGE

 

[Pythag]

Read the entirety of the Bible in one go.

huh, someone put up a billboard of the entire Bible across the path. You engage your spiritual side....

Spoiler

uh oh.

Exits are still NORTH, SOUTH, and COTTAGE

 

[KingBooGengar57]

huh, someone put up a billboard of the entire Bible across the path. You engage your spiritual side....

Spoiler

uh oh.

Exits are still NORTH, SOUTH, and COTTAGE

South

 

[alexxxela]

Try some magic and blow yourself up

 

[ranmaru]

Go to cottage. Equip Sword. Exit Cottage. Practice cutting down trees while yelling 'aaaaahhhhh' George in the jungle.

 

[Xivii]

Start thinking of the possibility that I have no free will and may be controlled by a bunch of different people on an internet forum, whatever an internet forum is, and have an existential crisis—eventually coming to terms with it and gaining the ability to communicate with my puppeteers outside the simulation.

 

[#HBC | Kary]

check inventory

might need bait to fish successfully

 

[Pythag]

South

you are at a the edge of a small fishing pond.

 

[Pythag]

Try some magic and blow yourself up

You put on your robe and wizard hat and....

 

[Pythag]

Go to cottage.

you find yourself teleported??? Back in your cottage.
EXITS are EXIT

 

[Pythag]

Start thinking of the possibility that I have no free will and may be controlled by a bunch of different people on an internet forum, whatever an internet forum is, and have an existential crisis—eventually coming to terms with it and gaining the ability to communicate with my puppeteers outside the simulation.

Wracked with existential thought, you ponder the concept of free will and its relation to the simulation you believe yourself to be in. You may be able to contact these other beings in a simulation but to what end? Nihilism sets in, as you realize that none of this matters. Life, death, it’s all made up.
exits are : you can’t go back to your old way of thinking

 

[Pythag]

check inventory

might need bait to fish successfully

you check your INVENTORY
you have a FISHING POLE and a LANTERN

 

[ranmaru]

Sell Fishing Pole and Lantern. Buy Sword. Chop down trees. YELL AHHHH. Fancy Guard Pose.