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Captain Falcon vs Solid Snake

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Asuma said:
Half of you wouldnt even know/like C.Falcon if it weren't for smash
and in Falcon's game,he only drives a car.
Wow.

Snake wins.
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Driving a futuristic racing car at speeds of over 1000 km/h on extreme courses and killing other racers while he's at it.... That is badass.

And Falcon is a bounty hunter. That you only race in his games doesn't mean that he hasn't kicked many a**** in his a**-kicking career.


Remember the Galaxy-destroying Falcon Punch.
 
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Snake is way more manly, Captain Falcon is a little flamboyant, which puts a question mark on him,lol.

BTW, Snake would beat Falcon with some good old CQC, take that knee.
 
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Captain Falcon. Sure Snake has rockets and stuff, but Captain Falcon carries a gun that he's never even needed. He probably doesn't even keep it loaded, man's man that he is.
 
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Falcon's taunts, voice, phisique, knee, nipples, and commuter car put him in a league above all other men.

No one can compare to the personification of testosterone.
 
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I would have to say. Snake. HE EATS SNAKES, HES AN OLD MAN, SHOOTING MISSILES. HIS NAME IS SNAKE! i mean what does Capt. Falcon have on him, blue spandex..wait.....

ANYWAYS, snake is the bomb, HAVE U SEEN HIS BOOTY!
 
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aah, why does that picture of falcon look so wierd it irritates me. well even tho he looks wierd i think falcon is more manly just cos of the sounds he makes. huuurrrhhghhh
 
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Chuck Norris may be manly but just look at Kirby's clone of him.


Also Luigi drank some of Kirby's Awesome today.
 
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Billychu said:
Captain Falcon. Sure Snake has rockets and stuff, but Captain Falcon carries a gun that he's never even needed. He probably doesn't even keep it loaded, man's man that he is.
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Exactly. There's no way that Snake would be manly enough to go into battle without his weapons loaded.
 
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Capt. Falcon wins.

Captain Falcon has moves to show you, while Snake is all lonesome and doesn't want you to see him. Clearly showing that he's too wimpy to be seen by you.
 
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Oh yeah and it wasn't Captain Falcon who falcon punched the universe into oblivion, that was an alternate universe, and the guys name was Jay Falcon.

Ok, on Snakes side: Cpt. Falcon has no facial hair, Snake has an awesome, gritty beard, Snake ate a snake, Snakes name is SOLID Snake!! SOLID Snake, how suggestive is that! Snake can pwn people even when in MGS4 he is dying. All the girls love Snake in the games.

On Captain Falcon's side: Nipples... Thighs.... Muscles.... FALOWN PAUNCH! FALCON KICK! He drives cars at 1000 mph+ and is a bounty hunter. Up B, is pretty much hump explosion.

So yeah, I think they are both equal.

Captain Falcon= p*n!s, muscles, clean shaven.

Snake= Balls, hair and dirty.
 
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Manliness overload. And you know why?



Not only is he muscling in on his brother's girl, but she's posing alongside with him like she likes it. You see that wink? Luigi definitely said something suggestive. After that picture, they totally got together and had some fun. That's the man right there.
 
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Snake smokes, saves the world from nuclear devastation, takes on an invisible ninja, and is able to become instantly inconspicuous with just a cardboard box. He also notices it when Samus takes her clothes off.
 
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