Captain Falcon lives

[Vegeta214]

added a couple facts to the first post (some of which came from you guys). check it out and keep em comin'.

 

[vills]

omfg that explains it all=O

 

[Killress]

Uhhh.
WDF?

 

[someguy12]

no! snake and falcon are the same person, BUT falcon is also chuck norris.

so Chuck Norris = Captain Falcon = Solid Snake.

here's proof that falcon = norris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQz6vBv3JIM

and with this....

my theory is proven!

 

[$hYne]

no! snake and falcon are the same person, BUT falcon is also chuck norris.

so Chuck Norris = Captain Falcon = Solid Snake.

here's proof that falcon = norris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQz6vBv3JIM

and with this....

my theory is proven!

Actually i was thinkin of this, too.

 

[Ace55]

Don't you guy's think that when Falcon used the real Falcon Punch the energy around him forced his body into a different form. Because that would explain why Wario got his mobility and speed from. Though his limbs have shrunk, so he can't run fast (so he bought a bike) and his innards are a bit screwed up (he now does the Falcon punch out of his *** every now and then) the raw manliness is definatally there.I don't like to say it, but I think the Captain has kidnapped Wario and taken his place.
Snake is obviously just some dumb-@ass. I mean, he spends all his time sneaking around hiding from people, crawling through all kinds of dirty places. And then he comes to Brawl and discovered that he could have just used his uber-knee-to-punch powers to clear all those missions, what a waste of time.

 

[Vegeta214]

Falcon being either Chuck Norris or Wario is obviously ********. Stop inventing stuff and proving your point with videos, thats just stupid. ^^


EDIT: proof that Falcon isn't Chuck Norris, so stop now.

 

[Ace55]

Falcon being either Chuck Norris or Wario is obviously ********. Stop inventing stuff and proving your point with videos, thats just stupid. ^^


EDIT: proof that Falcon isn't Chuck Norris, so stop now.

Best thread I've seen for some time. Thank you Vegeta214. I was just putting in my 2 cents.

 

[Crizthakidd]

the knee lives on in the form of snakes f-tilt

 

[OmegaSephiroth]

This thread is win. STICKY!!!

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

Apparently, Snake and Chuck Norris have one thing in common. They're ridiculously popular.

 

[NasKe]

the mathematical formula for the only absolute truth in the universe is: Chuck Norris = Captain Falcon = Snake > Everything tangible in the universe

 

[Inuashakent]

Falcon Punch

 

[Ace55]

Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch indeed.

 

[gallax]

snake(a.k.a. captain falcon) uses his box to hide from everyone the now obvious truth.

 

[Tenki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb3ySqL084c&feature=related

I found extended video footage of the scene :[

 

[OmegaSephiroth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb3ySqL084c&feature=related

I found extended video footage of the scene :[

That scene is so epic.