My thread about this got deleted, so I'll continue to vent by posting it here
Since Japan only geta a week delay and we get a whole month, that means they get all that time we're waiting to get super crazy good at the game, so they can just pwn us Americans.
I bet that's what this whole delay is about, because the Japanese are afraid of US, and feel he need to kick our @$$es in video games. They must have figured a half a month was too short to get prepared to beat us, so they're like, "Heh heh let's make the Americans wait a whole month after we get it so we can pwnz all of them at online play, and so they think nothing is suspicious, we'll give Japan a delay as well, but it will only be a week, we can do a week. We'll show those Americans who's the best a Smash Bros. Pride to Japan" or something like that.
We better get an exclusive character or level, or something to compensate us for our longer delay.