Brag about your significant other

[Chinaux]

There's a tangent: how many of you in long-term deals have kids? I am nearing 4 years of marriage, but we are planning to have none.

You're only 27, man. My parents didnt have me until they were around 50. Although, having a 60 year old dad at 16 kind of sucks.

Don't wait until you're 50.

 

[Crimson King]

We do not want kids at all. We are taking a pretty active approach to not have them.

 

[Chinaux]

Why not? If you don't mind me asking.

 

[Crimson King]

There are a myriad of reasons why we don't want them, and not a single real reason why we would.

 

[Sykkamorre]

My gf tolerates the stupid amount of gaming, singing, acting and martial arts that I do constantly.

Which is odd for an 18 year old Emo. At least in my experience anyway.

 

[SilentBob]

> tfw no gf

 

[CanadianTurtle]

I'm 21 and never had a girlfriend. I could have, but the girls that were attracted to me, I didn't like them back.

 

[GhettoNinja]

I had a girlfriend once but then one day I made her breakfast in bed and she responded with "Who are you and how did you get into my house!" She was so rude....no but in all seriousness I'm single but I'm 14 so there's no rush.

 

[The Y-Guy]

My girlfriend Ramha -w- .... XD She's just so dang adorable. I know she's not perfect, nobody is, but she's kind, adorable, loves video games, Vocaloid, AND she helped me get out of my depression...I might not be alive if it weren't for her.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

bf and i have been friends for over a decade and have dated for about 4 and a half years now
so we were best friends before dating and that helped a lot
we both play games together and enjoy competitive gaming (smash, league, yugioh, etc)

hes funny and really cares about me and is there for me even when im being overly angry about silly things or am being really anxious because im always anxious all the time

hes supportive of my art which is also really cool and hes just so smart and handsome and awesome.

planning on moving in together when we are both more financially stable/probably after he is done with school. im excited

 

[Falconv1.0]

Boy this thread is gonna be awkward like a year (or less LOL) from now when most of you are single again.

 

[setokaiba]

well we're not exactly going out but i'm considering it, we've been friends since high school and we work at the same store now and she got promoted recently so she's kinda my boss now ha

 

[Mask and Mirror]

She's my best friend and super clever and the kindest person I ever met. She has a difficult brain disease and was the first person in the country with her condition to get a university degree. She inspires me and makes me the happiest I have ever been. I am teaching her to play Smash XD

 

[Meek Moths]

my gf is boner

 

[Mrwhatzitooya]

I'm single, and I'm ok with it! ^^
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FOREVER ALONE!!!! *starts weeping uncontrollably*

In all seriousness, I'm fine with being single. When you're single, you've got plenty of people to choose from!

Problem is when every time you develop a crush on someone and they end up dating one of your best friends... -_- That's happened at least three times to me! Ah well, I guess they just weren't for me

 

[SphericalCrusher]

Been together with my wife for 9 years (Married for 5 as of today). She's a big Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings fan. Prior to us getting together, she had 3 complete 100% save files on her copy of Ocarina of Time N64 and has beaten every Zelda game. We have played so many games together coop, from MMORPGs like WoW to Monster Hunter, Borderlands, and so on.

 

[TheGreatShal]

Gotta love that single life!

Haha, the girls around my area aren't the nicest, and the ones I did like had no interest in dating me. But that's fine with me, I got more important things to worry about anyway.

 

[PowerHungryFool]

My GF is perfect, at least to me. She's one of those girls that you look at and wouldn't change a thing. She's stunningly beautiful, but it's all the little quirks that make me love her. And the fact that she's a huge gamer doesn't hurt XD

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I was under the impression most people that enjoy being single are still getting laid. Are the people that aren't still enjoying being single?

 

[GeNo-BreaKer]

She always relieves my stress in the shower.

 

[LoveGame]

Ehh. I'm 22 and I've been single since age 15. I'm not afraid to say I absolutely loathe it. One of my main goals in life is to have a relationship, but to make a long story short, I have the absolute worst luck. Part of the issue is that I refuse to break down and get into online dating.

 

[SilentBob]

Ehh. I'm 22 and I've been single since age 15. I'm not afraid to say I absolutely loathe it. One of my main goals in life is to have a relationship, but to make a long story short, I have the absolute worst luck. Part of the issue is that I refuse to break down and get into online dating.

Why do you refuse to try it? Online dating is awesome. Most of my friends found their girlfriends online and one of them just got engaged with someone he met 4 years ago. Online dating allows you to cut the bullcrap. You get to know more info about someone in 5 minutes of reading than you'd get in two dates with some random woman you met somewhere. You get to know right away if something about them is a deal breaker instead of wasting your time and money dating them.

If anything it made me realize how poor some of my past choices in women were. Once you try online dating, you realize how many basic women there are out there. I swear, like 80% of them all have the same poses in their pictures, have a picture of them on a trip somewhere with the main focus being the environment she's in and her as a dark silhouette, they're all into the same bands, love eating good food and to laugh (who doesn't?), name the same mainstream shows everyone is into, love traveling, their life motto is "live, laugh, love", they say they're open minded but list a bunch of deal breakers for them and how they're only looking for tall and attractive men and they all say they're unique snowflakes yet their entire profile looks copy pasted from some template. I'm going to assume the same goes for a lot of men too but that's not in my field of experience. Once you filter them out, the other 20% become really interesting. To be honest, I had some of the best dates and relationships I ever had thanks to it.

I've learned more about myself, dealing with relationships and what I'm looking for in a woman thanks to it. I used to be incredibly socially awkward. I've been making efforts to change that in my early 20s but online dating allowed me to kick it up a notch further. You should break that barrier and actually try it. What could go wrong really? Worst case scenario is that you get a date or two with someone and you realize she isn't for you, or she realizes you aren't for her, which could happen anyway regardless of online dating. It's almost 2015 dude, there's nothing wrong or awkward about online dating.

 

[Sir_Zedd]

Been together with my partner for over 6 years now, I'm 21 we met in college when I was 16 and were best friends for 6 months before we started dating and honestly can't imagine life without her. We live together, game together, watch movies together, cuddle together and just basically are together 24/7. I'm waiting for the day we get sick of eachother but I doubt it'll come.

Going to propose soon, just need to get some funds together. (wish me luck!)

Im not one of those people who post mushy lovey stuff on Facebook (I know I'd hate seeing it if I were single) so this thread is a nice way to let it all out

 

[LoveGame]

Why do you refuse to try it? Online dating is awesome. Most of my friends found their girlfriends online and one of them just got engaged with someone he met 4 years ago. Online dating allows you to cut the bullcrap. You get to know more info about someone in 5 minutes of reading than you'd get in two dates with some random woman you met somewhere. You get to know right away if something about them is a deal breaker instead of wasting your time and money dating them.

If anything it made me realize how poor some of my past choices in women were. Once you try online dating, you realize how many basic women there are out there. I swear, like 80% of them all have the same poses in their pictures, have a picture of them on a trip somewhere with the main focus being the environment she's in and her as a dark silhouette, they're all into the same bands, love eating good food and to laugh (who doesn't?), name the same mainstream shows everyone is into, love traveling, their life motto is "live, laugh, love", they say they're open minded but list a bunch of deal breakers for them and how they're only looking for tall and attractive men and they all say they're unique snowflakes yet their entire profile looks copy pasted from some template. I'm going to assume the same goes for a lot of men too but that's not in my field of experience. Once you filter them out, the other 20% become really interesting. To be honest, I had some of the best dates and relationships I ever had thanks to it.

I've learned more about myself, dealing with relationships and what I'm looking for in a woman thanks to it. I used to be incredibly socially awkward. I've been making efforts to change that in my early 20s but online dating allowed me to kick it up a notch further. You should break that barrier and actually try it. What could go wrong really? Worst case scenario is that you get a date or two with someone and you realize she isn't for you, or she realizes you aren't for her, which could happen anyway regardless of online dating. It's almost 2015 dude, there's nothing wrong or awkward about online dating.

Whoa, maaaan. I'm like super drunk right now so you're gonna have to slow down a bit (and yes I can type coherently)

I've watched Mallrats like 10 times and I don't remember Silent Bob talking that much, but maybe I zoned out.

Anyways, you said some pretty insightful stuff and it hit me like a good blunt. The thing is, I'm honestly pretty decent at talking to women. One of the major issues I have is that I live in a ****ty one-horse town where a lot of the girls are trashy and/or boring. They would rather be a "side chick" to a guy with abs and drug money than a "main chick" to me. I'm not totally shooting down your suggestion, but online dating just doesn't feel "natural" to me. All these ads for online dating sites are incredibly cheesy and it just doesn't feel as "special", ya feel me? I mean, it doesn't help that I've been in the same predicament the last three times I tried to get with someone I thought I loved, they picked some other pretentious **** over me. And the worst part is 2 of those 3 were girls I met online (FB and stuff). Oh and I'm actually really bad at turning people down so

Also, you seem like a pretty insightful guy with good taste, could you tell me why Melee Hell is allowed to exist? *hits blunt*

 

[SilentBob]

Whoa, maaaan. I'm like super drunk right now so you're gonna have to slow down a bit (and yes I can type coherently)

I've watched Mallrats like 10 times and I don't remember Silent Bob talking that much, but maybe I zoned out.

Anyways, you said some pretty insightful stuff and it hit me like a good blunt. The thing is, I'm honestly pretty decent at talking to women. One of the major issues I have is that I live in a ****ty one-horse town where a lot of the girls are trashy and/or boring. They would rather be a "side chick" to a guy with abs and drug money than a "main chick" to me. I'm not totally shooting down your suggestion, but online dating just doesn't feel "natural" to me. All these ads for online dating sites are incredibly cheesy and it just doesn't feel as "special", ya feel me? I mean, it doesn't help that I've been in the same predicament the last three times I tried to get with someone I thought I loved, they picked some other pretentious **** over me. And the worst part is 2 of those 3 were girls I met online (FB and stuff). Oh and I'm actually really bad at turning people down so

Also, you seem like a pretty insightful guy with good taste, could you tell me why Melee Hell is allowed to exist? *hits blunt*

Silent Bob might not speak much but when he does, he teaches you a valuable life lesson my friend.

But yeah online dating ads are cheesy. Most of them are for crap like Match where you have to pay for a subscription for. Try out OkCupid man, it's free. Maybe you're right and there are lots of trashy girls in your area but who knows maybe you'll find some gems in your area or even someone in areas close to where you live. Trust me, I was in your position and I had the same opinion about online dating as you have. What do you have to lose? It takes like 10 minutes for you to make an account, upload a few nice pictures of you and write a brief description. Who knows? Maybe you won't even have to make any effort and someone nice will contact you. I'd suggest you avoid Tinder though unless you just want sex.

That being said, I wouldn't consider Facebook online dating. Sure it could work but you're basically contacting someone over a few comments so it's not like you have a description of them beforehand. It's just like asking someone out in real life. My friend who just got engaged was a natural with women too. The guy is so good looking and classy that I have no shame in saying he's a sexy man. In College he had so many girls after him that it made me quite jealous of him. He was a pretty good wingman too. That being said, we're pretty damn close and he told me most of the girls around him weren't his type and he was the one who converted me to online dating. Also one thing I learned is that as you get older, you're going to have less and less time to find women. Thankfully technology is here to save us.

I have no idea what that Melee Hell you speak of is though.

 

[LoveGame]

Silent Bob might not speak much but when he does, he teaches you a valuable life lesson my friend.

But yeah online dating ads are cheesy. Most of them are for crap like Match where you have to pay for a subscription for. Try out OkCupid man, it's free. Maybe you're right and there are lots of trashy girls in your area but who knows maybe you'll find some gems in your area or even someone in areas close to where you live. Trust me, I was in your position and I had the same opinion about online dating as you have. What do you have to lose? It takes like 10 minutes for you to make an account, upload a few nice pictures of you and write a brief description. Who knows? Maybe you won't even have to make any effort and someone nice will contact you. I'd suggest you avoid Tinder though unless you just want sex.

That being said, I wouldn't consider Facebook online dating. Sure it could work but you're basically contacting someone over a few comments so it's not like you have a description of them beforehand. It's just like asking someone out in real life. My friend who just got engaged was a natural with women too. The guy is so good looking and classy that I have no shame in saying he's a sexy man. In College he had so many girls after him that it made me quite jealous of him. He was a pretty good wingman too. That being said, we're pretty damn close and he told me most of the girls around him weren't his type and he was the one who converted me to online dating. Also one thing I learned is that as you get older, you're going to have less and less time to find women. Thankfully technology is here to save us.

I have no idea what that Melee Hell you speak of is though.

True. For the record, I'm 100% cool with meeting someone outside of where I live, so I don't know if that helps my options any. I'm actually moving out of state soon, so maybe it would be better to wait. Like I said, I'm just really bad at turning people down, nah mean? Either way, it's always an option.

You should look Melee Hell up. You might learn a thing or two.

 

[Cthulhu_MD]

My girlfriend is amazing. She's patient with me, because she had to grow up and 'raise' her alcoholic dad while they were in poverty, and I pretty much lived a sheltered life. She knows I'm not good at certain stuff, but doesn't demean me at all. She's a very nice person, although a tad too nice and even she will admit that. She's snarky and will always reply with witty remarks at me, to which I do the same. We're incredibly comfortable with one another. Plus, she's into games and, while we both admit she's not great, she still has fun and she'll laugh at her own, and even my, mistakes.

She and I have been together since we were 16. Best 5 years of our lives, or almost 5 years. Our anniversary is the 4th of July. We used to be long-distance, and we still are, but it's become an easy trip to see her and vice versa.

 

[Wintropy]

Oh hell, why not. Not like she doesn't know how much I love her anyway.

A certain user of this site snooped about on my profile page and found out that I have my beady little peepers on a few Japan-import figures that would cost me an entire month's income just to afford a single one. Turns out she ended up saving the links and is now working to get me them for my birthday.

Words can't express my gratitude and excitement right now. I love you so much, and since this is the bragging thread, lemme just say that you are also a talented Robin player and a sublime wit.

@TimidKitsune129 - I love you, fox cub~!

 

[Akago]

I've never had a boyfriend, so I'd say he's top notch at this point. I have Little Mac to show me his muscles at least

 

[Cole Hall]

My girlfriend plans on becoming my dubs partner and practices for that reason. Get on my level kiddies.

 

[BrokeN</3]

my boyfriend is my pit amiibo

 

[Froggy]

All I have a the moment is a friend with beneifts. We're spending Valentine Weekends together: going to the beach, trying some BDSM and some other fun things.

She is swet, funny and smart; just bigger than I would have liked(not as big as I am but still)

 

[Twewy]

They feed me, play video games with me, hold things so I can see them better, help me drive, and is there by my side. Always.

They have a twin too.