Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[Luig]

Nah... sounds too boring.

I'd rather have a bite

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You look familiar.
Almost exactly like a friend I know...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You look familiar.

Are you saying that all vampires look the same?

That's so racist!

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[Lily♫]

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FIRST TRY

 

[Luig]

Are you saying that all vampires look the same?

That's so racist!

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No, it's just that the resemblance to a friend I know is uncanny....
Want a leftover pork chop?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

No, it's just that the resemblance to a friend I know is uncanny....
Want a leftover pork chop?

Tell me more about that friend of yours...

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[Metalbro]

41 bob-ombs

 

[Luig]

Tell me more about that friend of yours...

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He looks like you, but without the really pale skin and pointy canines. He's also a brony.
I saw him yesterday....

 

[LucarioDude]

43 toilet signs missing part of a word but still has the same meaning

Spoiler

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

He looks like you, but without the really pale skin and pointy canines. He's also a brony.
I saw him yesterday....

Hmm... How odd... I wonder what happened to that guy...

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[Luig]

Hmm... How odd... I wonder what happened to that guy...

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You know anything about him?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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You know anything about him?

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
That's for me to know and you to fond out.
For all we know, we could be the same person
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[Luig]

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
That's for me to know and you to fond out.
For all we know, we could be the same person
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I mean, how crazy would it be if you actually are him and you actually turn into an actual vampire on Halloween, huh? Amirite?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I mean, how crazy would it be if you actually are him and you actually turn into an actual vampire on Halloween, huh? Amirite?

Yeah...

*grabs his neck*

...maybe you're not so crazy.

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[Silvera]

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Happy Nightmare Night

Spoiler

 

[Luig]

Yeah...

*grabs his neck*

...maybe you're not so crazy.

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Didn't I ready something about that in a book, don't let a vampire into your house to borrow a cup of flour?
Also, I know your identity! You are....

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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Didn't I ready something about that in a book, don't let a vampire into your house to borrow a cup of flour?
Also, I know your identity! You are....

There are many versions of the vampire myth, but only one must be true.

Can't get through your door without approval? That's complete garbage!

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[Luig]

There are many versions of the vampire myth, but only one must be true.

Can't get through your door without approval? That's complete garbage!

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So it's a myth?

 

[Fluttershy]

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Spoiler: scare master

I honestly wish Fluttershy put this dress on

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So it's a myth?

The way you puny mortals describe it makes it a myth, but all myths have some truth to them.

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[Luig]

The way you puny mortals describe it makes it a myth, but all myths have some truth to them.

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Which is?
Also, can you let go of my neck?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Which is?

What I truly am or the way you mortals describe our kind?

Also, can you let go of my neck?

Don't you want to be one of us?

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[LucarioDude]

57 halloween costumes

Spoiler

 

[Fluttershy]

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watching Halloween 3.. where's Michael Myers?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

watching Halloween 3.. where's Michael Myers?

I think he was in London to stop Dr. Evil's plans or something like that at the time..

Or maybe he made his version of Woodstock after making a popular TV show...

Or maybe he was an ogre's voice...

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[LucarioDude]

60 people answering the door to trick or treaters

Spoiler

 

[Luig]

What I truly am or the way you mortals describe our kind?


Don't you want to be one of us?

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How long does it last?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

How long does it last?

'Till the end of time....or your death, whichever happens first.

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[Fluttershy]

60 people answering the door to trick or treaters

Spoiler

Don't make lemonade Make life take the lemons back

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[Luig]

'Till the end of time....or your death, whichever happens first.

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So, every October?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So, every October?

Eh, I guess one could control his thirst 11 months a year with enough concentration...

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[WondrousMoose]

65 of them

 

[LucarioDude]

66 people keeping it real

Spoiler

 

[Luig]

Eh, I guess one could control his thirst 11 months a year with enough concentration...

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Sounds kewl.

 

[Blossom ✿]

68 hellos

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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Sounds kewl.

It's actually pretty painful...

Do you want to join us or should I just drain your blood?

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[Luig]

It's actually pretty painful...

Do you want to join us or should I just drain your blood?

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Wait.
What are the benefits?

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

Boom go all the bob-ombs

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

Boom go all the bob-ombs

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

1 night-omb. Bye guys

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

Night Hat n' clogs