The Stoopid Unikorn
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i'LL....tRy.... *eye twitches*Sg buddy, were going to need your testimony tomorrow, alright?
Your going to have to hold up for just a day
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i'LL....tRy.... *eye twitches*Sg buddy, were going to need your testimony tomorrow, alright?
Your going to have to hold up for just a day
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I object! This is utterly unfair, putting the resident defense attorney of SmashBoards out of a job!Your demand is denied
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You do realize this is a family case right?I object! This is utterly unfair, putting the resident defense attorney of SmashBoards out of a job!
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I can defend anyone. I'm Keyblade Wright, Equestrian Attorney after all.You do realize this is a family case right?
Brother vs sister, unless you truly believe you can defend kate, the usual blood thirsty yandere of this thread.
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Do you even know her?I can defend anyone. I'm Keyblade Wright, Equestrian Attorney after all.
(Warning: Minor Offensive Language)
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Besides, I have indisputable evidence that she is innocent.
It is my job to defend the innocent.Do you even know her?
Because if i remember you just popped up randomly during our argument
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Alright congratsIt is my job to defend the innocent.
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Psh, why? Afraid I can kick your ass in court?Alright congrats
Your still denied
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Objection! The victim is clearly traumatized and unfit for the courtroom environment.114
tRiAl.....iS.....a....WaStE.....sHe'S....gUiLtY.....
First, your asking the prosecution if you can defend the defendantPsh, why? Afraid I can kick your *** in court?
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. . ."Medigun is fixed on Unicorn again"
ExAcTlY......ViCtiM...... *crazed laugh*Objection! The victim is clearly traumatized and unfit for the courtroom environment.
The defendant has right to name a replacement attorney. I've familiarized myself with the events that transpired. Frankly, I think that you are quite mistaken on everything you said. Miscommunication among siblins is something everyone has to go through. I should know, I grew up with two brothers.First, your asking the prosecution if you can defend the defendant
Second, the defendant has already agreed to defend herself
Third, the main reason why this is even a thing is thanks to sibling communication
Fourth, as far as this whole affair is concerned, your a random guy demanding to be part of something that is between two siblings
That. Should. Do. It
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Objection. Witness is unfit for courtroom procedure. His testimony will surely be faulty.Ya thats probably a good idea
We'll need him at least coherent for tomorrow
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*sleeps, but the nightmares return once again*
*cries in his sleep, then giggles in a childish way*
Alright then, fineThe defendant has right to name a replacement attorney. I've familiarized myself with the events that transpired. Frankly, I think that you are quite mistaken on everything you said. Miscommunication among siblins is something everyone has to go through. I should know, I grew up with two brothers.
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Secondly, Mr. Kon, if this was as serious as you are making it out to be, you wouldn't be doing a trial in the middle of a public forum.
@LumaOkami - How about it? Need a professional attorney?
Well if she's busy or asleep I'll just ask her tomorrow. Don't bother her over that.Alright then, fine
I'll get her online just so you can ask her yourself
Don't blame me if its vulgar
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Shes watching anime, and your the one whos insistingWell if she's busy or asleep I'll just ask her tomorrow. Don't bother her over that.
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Then wait till she's done. 11Shes watching anime, and your the one whos insisting
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