Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[KingofPhantoms]

16

This process is gonna take a long while.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

17

*body starts shaking like crazy while still curled up and asleep*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Are you sure hes going to be alright king

16

 

[Capybara Gaming]

17

I keep telling you, this witness will not be able to give an accurate testimony tomorrow in his current mental state.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

20

Professionals at work here. It won't be easy, it will some time, but they can save him.

Can't guarantee he'll be in an okay enough state for tomorrow though, by the time we can help him....

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

21

*suddenly wakes up, screaming loudly, which jumpscares KoP's professionals*

 

[Lily♫]

22 unstable witnesses.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Geez. . .

Keep him under control

22

 

[Capybara Gaming]

20

Professionals at work here. It won't be easy, it will some time, but they can save him.

Can't guarantee he'll be in an okay enough state for tomorrow though, by the time we can help him....

*Backstabs the Medic*


I was never really on your side...

24

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

25

*saw Keyblade stabbing the Medic, laughs like a child*

Again! AGAIN!!!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

26

....well that's not good.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Damit keyblade, go wait outside for katt

27

 

[Capybara Gaming]

25

*saw Keyblade stabbing the Medic, laughs like a child*

Again! AGAIN!!!

That wasn't me ya bloody ganker, I'm a Sniper!
28

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

29

KeYbLaDe....cAn'T....dEfEnD.....WiTh.....cRiMiNaL.....cAsE......

 

[CptJPuff]

30

 

[Capybara Gaming]

29

KeYbLaDe....cAn'T....dEfEnD.....WiTh.....cRiMiNaL.....cAsE......

I ain't a bloody spy, ya mental ganker!

30

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

32

That wasn't me ya bloody ganker, I'm a Sniper!

*Backstabs the Medic*


I was never really on your side...

 

[Capybara Gaming]

32

Are you not familiar with the workins of TF2, mate? Spies can disguise as anyone.

33

*Headshots the Fake Keyblade Spy*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

34

i....CaN.....sEnSe.....HeR.......

HiDe.....Me.....PlEaSe.....

 

[Capybara Gaming]

34

i....CaN.....sEnSe.....HeR.......

HiDe.....Me.....PlEaSe.....

35

@ Natz~ - dear, do you need a proper defense attorney? Trust me, I'm a professional. I've seen plenty of cases in which the defendant, representing themselves, end up gettin' the chair.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

36

CaN't.....DeFeNd.....gUiLtY......KeY- *cough violently, then faints again*

 

[LucarioDude]

37

Actual representation of us hiding and Katt finding us:

 

[Capybara Gaming]

36

CaN't.....DeFeNd.....gUiLtY......KeY- *cough violently, then faints again*

I believe she is innocent.

38

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

39

*mutters gibberish in his sleep once again, with the words "hopeless" and "she's guilty" being heard here and there*

 

[Capybara Gaming]

40.


The witness is clearly insane.

 

[Natz~]

35

@ Natz~ - dear, do you need a proper defense attorney? Trust me, I'm a professional. I've seen plenty of cases in which the defendant, representing themselves, end up gettin' the chair.

so you are the jackhole that is currently trying to get in the way of not only defending myself and to improve me own name around here, deny me of the chance to actually playing an online ace attorney, and ruin a chance to punish my smug brother right through his face

i'm only going to say this once pal,

DON'T
EVEN
BOTHER

i'm rather excited to do this, and i don't some fricken random guy coming in, and completely ruin it just because he wants to be *this* or *that*

just, go, away

good? all clear?

great, i'm going back to what i'm doing, and i don't want to be bothered, AGAIN

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I expected. . . worse

42

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

43

*body shakes as the last shreds of my sanity start to fade away slowly...but surely*

 

[LucarioDude]

44

i don't want to be bothered, AGAIN

Hai Katt...

Spoiler

Poke! :D

 

[Capybara Gaming]

so you are the jackhole that is currently trying to get in the way of not only defending myself and to improve me own name around here, deny me of the chance to actually playing an online ace attorney, and ruin a chance to punish my smug brother right through his face

i'm only going to say this once pal,

DON'T
EVEN
BOTHER

i'm rather excited to do this, and i don't some fricken random guy coming in, and completely ruin it just because he wants to be *this* or *that*

just, go, away

good? all clear?

great, i'm going back to what i'm doing, and i don't want to be bothered, AGAIN

Touchy. I like it.

Not trying to get in the way, just to help someone who is innocent. Don't expect me not to jump in if I see anything clearly wrong.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

46

*body shakes as the last shreds of my sanity start to fade away slowly...but surely*

MuSt....StAy.....As.....SaNe....As.....PoSSiBlE.....fOr.....tRiAl.....

MuSt....ReSiSt......BuT.......cAn'T.....

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I'm surprised how calm you took katts response keyblade

47

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

48

*one of the doctors leaves the room as quickly as possible to warn @ KingofPhantoms that I'm close to fully losing it, despite their efforts*

 

[CptJPuff]

49

 

[LucarioDude]

50

Keyblade has class after all.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

51 classy Keys

 

[LucarioDude]

52 Gentlemons

Spoiler

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

53

*KoP's doctors inject me with a syringe that'll make me sleep AND prevent the nightmares from happening throughout the night to avoid further mental damage and help regain my sanity*

(gonna sleep IRL too)

 

[Capybara Gaming]

I'm surprised how calm you took katts response keyblade

47

Gotta learn to keep cool under pressure. That's the mark of a great lawyer.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

54

 

[LucarioDude]

55 sleepy Eevees