Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)

[AranOcean]

Poor guy. He didn't deserve death. He still had many more commercials to host. R.I.P Billy Mays.

 

[Fatmanonice]

I lol'd. Hard.

Hey guys, stop bringing up other people dying this month, believe or not, lots of ****ing people populate this Earth, and a lot of them live in America, so um, there's a lot of deaths every month. Stop linking them together like it's some magical tragedy.

The media does it, truth be told. From the beginning of their stardom to their end, the media tries to make us care more about celebrities then the people within our own lives.

@ ultraNOVA:

He didn't "deserve" death? WTF? I really don't have any attachment to Billy Mayes but that comment completely irks me. I'm sure you just worded it wrong but I'm still fantastically annoyed from reading that.

*a few minutes later*

No wait, the comment below somehow managed to annoy me even more...

 

[Toya]

Will June go for the clean sweep and kill another?
This is so dumb, two of the celebs i had the most respect for dies and a matter of days....

RIP
Michael
Billy

 

[Indigo Jeans]

This really sucks.

 

[OutlawStar]

John Candy has been dead for 15 years...

Which is why I feel so bad about it...I just remember him from Uncle Buck and Rookie of the Year.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I freaking love Billy Mays, probably more than anyone else posting here, and I find these comments to be ludicrous.

>__________<

 

[urdailywater]

I freaking love Billy Mays, probably more than anyone else posting here, and I find these comments to be ludicrous.

>__________<

I feel the same way about the guy D: a lot better than Vince.

He seemed like a nice guy in real life too, and not some kind of jerk who let things go to his head. ( EX: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI )

R.I.P. the King of Infomercials.

 

[StinkomanFan]

He seemed like a nice guy in real life too, and not some kind of jerk who let things go to his head. ( EX: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI )[/IMG]

So true and so funny (the vid not the comment on the funny part)

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Just saw the vid.
Billy Mays was one helluva nice guy. ;______;

 

[finalark]

I'm going to miss this guy. The way he did his advertising in all of those commercials was so entertaining. Man, Pitchmen isn't going to be the same without him...

 

[Darkslash]

Dear diary,

It has begun. To the rest of the world, these seemingly unrelated deaths are mere coincidence; a string of events that are saddening, but nonetheless unrelated. Little do these fools know that God is looking down on them; judging them. The filth that is Hollywood needs to be cleansed, and I have been chosen to partake in this task. I will create a world, free of plasticity and product pushing. "The Stain Specialist?" You are the stain upon this world, Mays. I will become the messenger of the heavens. I will create a Utopia. I will transcend God. I am Vince Shlomi, and with me we will slap your troubles away.

I telling you some one broke the 4th wall and stole a death note <_<

 

[bobson]

HI I'M BILLY MAYS WITH DEATH

HAS THE PAIN OF LIVING IN A BODY GOT YOU DOWN? ARE YOU TIRED OF DISEASES, FINANCIAL TROUBLES, AND RELATIONSHIPS TURNED SOUR?
YOU NEED THE CLEANSING POWER OF DEATH

STOPS FRUSTRATION, DEPRESSION, POVERTY, LOVELESSNESS, AND EVEN HUNGER AND THIRST WITH ONLY ONE APPLICATION
THAT'S THE POWER OF DEATH

DON'T HASSLE WITH THE ADDICTIONS AND BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY ITS LEADING COMPETITORS; DEATH IS GUARANTEED TO WORK TWICE AS FAST WITH NO COMPLICATIONS, OR WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK

I'VE TRIED IT MYSELF, AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS STUFF WORKS

BUT WAIT! ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTEEN MINUTES AND WE'LL THROW IN A FUNERAL CEREMONY AND TOUCHING EULOGY, ABSOLUTELY FREE

sorry

 

[finalark]

I telling you some one broke the 4th wall and stole a death note <_<

Um... breaking the fourth wall is when a character acknowledges that he or she is in a work of fiction....

Also, The Scout should stick to selling Slap Chops over Death Notes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7QIcxoJU4g&feature=channel_page

 

[Darkslash]

Um... breaking the fourth wall is when a character acknowledges that he or she is in a work of fiction....

I could write up something like Ryuk broke the fourth wall, Vince stole the death note, Ryuk unable to chase after Vince, gets his Death note stolen. So really Ryuk broke the fourth wall and Vince stole the death note!

Miley Cyrus could be next...but then nothing of value will be lost.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Um... breaking the fourth wall is when a character acknowledges that he or she is in a work of fiction....

Also, The Scout should stick to selling Slap Chops over Death Notes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7QIcxoJU4g&feature=channel_page

I love you, so much right now.

 

[Darkslash]

If not already posted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

He was my favorite shouting salesman on TV...

R.I.P. Billy.

 

[Teran]

Oh well, looks like the Grim Reaper is having a field day recently. =\

 

[P.C. Jona]

wow really? didnt even know..poor guy...

i was watching pitchmen too...

 

[MXblaze]

This is balls.

 

[Deleted member]

Terrible thing is, he'll be overshadowed by the other supposedly more "important" deaths, and gradually be forgotten. Hopefully, his commercials will still be aired, and my children can see the hilarious ads that make television what it is.

Rest in peace, the greatest salesman that ever lived.

 

[Seagull Joe]

this guy will go down as the best advertiser of all time.i loved his commericals and stuff.his voice and style was amazing.a true hero among men.2nd to chuck norris imo.

 

[JustKindaBoredUKno]

how much worse is his death after i tell you this:

i found out yesterday that he has JUST SIGNED a contract to do commercials with taco bell.

 

[Falconv1.0]

billy Mays
Tacobell

God ****it son of a *****