No Train. It's never just one or two wrong words, it's the entire sentence structure. You're not sorry that you seem like a noob because if you were you would be adamantly taking more steps to resolve the communication barrier. If I sound like an *******, it's probably because right now I'm trying to be. With the internet you have many more tools at your fingertips to help you polish and perfect your english. Firefox for example has a spell checker, and will tell you when words are spelled incorrectly and even give suggestions on how to fix them. If you have to go a bit more extreme, type up your post and then run it through youtube's post reader or some other text to speak program to make sure it at least sounds correct. As long as we have no **** clue as to what you're trying to say we can't actively help advance sheik's metagame when you are in the discussion. And if that's the case then we're all just waisting our time...
In short, do more to correct your grammer, punctuation, and spellling... please?
P.S. It's not just you either. There are others. You know who you are.