Battle of the Pics!

[Resting_Fox]

Just cut off the arthitic hand and replace it with a chainsaw like this guy.
(Bruce Campbell from the funniest horror movie ever made)
[yes I get off on the technicality that you only posted one hand]

 

[KLSmash]

What happens if you get FROSTBITE!?!?!

 

[Resting_Fox]

Well with no hands life is not worth living.

I guess the gun is the thing to beat, not suicide itself, just to clarify.

 

[Duke]

You can't commit suicide with a gun if the gun is a squirt gun...I didn't want to do gun because it has already been done 4.2 times.

 

[Dapenda]

a more fun way to play with water

 

[KLSmash]

I doubt you can do it in a desert!

 

[Resting_Fox]

It's Johnny Appleseed. There's no disastrously inclement environment he can't grow trees on.

 

[Dapenda]

fun things to do with the apples

 

[Resting_Fox]

This should patch it right up.

 

[KLSmash]

Too bad it's flammable...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Just get an astronaut to take it to the moon, where fire is impossible.

 

[Dodongo]

Oh teh noes!

 

[GoldShadow]

This real ALIEN will make short work of that balloon.

 

[KLSmash]

Ever saw Mars Attacks??? Aliens die to... that's right... music!

 

[Dapenda]

turns out the piano used to play the sheet music was too cheesy

 

[Resting_Fox]

Aha, Gang Bang'd

 

[KLSmash]

Too bad rain rusts the thing you cut cheese with, thus making it unable to destroy the cheese!

 

[Resting_Fox]

Aye, but the wetherman controls the rain and can tell it to go where he wants.

 

[Dapenda]

unfortunately his blue screen broke

 

[Mic_128]

Lucky they had a Green Screen for back-up.

 

[TheOtherGuy]

i dont care what color this comes in, but this is a screen that you wouldnt want

blue and red screens of death

 

[Dapenda]

well, I dont mind this one that much~

 

[Chill]

*Moth eats through shirt*

 

[Resting_Fox]

A moth is no contest for an experienced windshield.

 

[Dapenda]

hail that caused the cracks on the windshield

 

[P=R-C]

now we can finally make yummy snowcones

 

[Dapenda]

Brain Freeze~~~

 

[Chill]

That brainfreeze will go away in a few seconds.

 

[GoldShadow]

Not at absolute zero... all things will freeze and a few seconds will never pass.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Just one problem with absolute zero---continual radiation from the sun and its siblings.

 

[KLSmash]

Unless a black hole appears...which happens to suck the sun....

 

[Dapenda]

A hole-in-one is a more liked hole, at least for golfers

 

[Flarefox]

Sponges have more than one hole.

 

[KLSmash]

Patrick PWNS SpongeBob, straight up! and down! and then back up again! SpongeBob has a snail....Patrick lives under a rock! =D

 

[Chill]

Puffer fish eat starfish.

 

[KLSmash]

Fishermen eat Puffer fish after they harpoon loads of them onto their boats.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Queezy Alert

These cannibals will eat your fisherman. (Hope this sketch isn't too disturbing. I thought it looked like something that would be on history channel and thus tolerable)

 

[Duke]

You can't eat a man of iron. This is Ironman from marvel comics.

V don't say rust you *** V

 

[KLSmash]

You knew that Ironman had 6 operations when he was a kid, and he had a weak heart. So...Cupid sneaks up on him when he isn't wearing his suit, and shoots and arrow at his heart.

 

[Resting_Fox]

But Apollo can distract Cupid as in Ovid's Apollo and Daphne, Also he is a much better Greek/Roman God than Cupid ever was.

EDIT: I was hoping someone would counter cannibals with missionaries Now me