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[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he's Freddy (and it was the first date... I guess she wasn't interested, lol)

I just ate a burger, isn't that awesome?

 

[UberMario]

Only if it had chili peppers . . . . .

Who eats a chili pepper burger?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I do!

Jalepenos are amazing, amirite?

 

[UberMario]

Lolyah

Jalapeno Ice Cream is amazing, am I right?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I've never had it, but it would be amazing

Should I skip class today?

 

[UberMario]

Lolno

Lolrite?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

lolno, it's a study hall day with no attendance.

Should I still skip class?

 

[Tacel]

You're in school right now?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Summer classes. Fsck it! I'm skipping and getting the notes tomorrow. This was a good idea, because we weren't doing anything in class except... well nothing...

So how is everyone today?

 

[StinkomanFan]

bored

Have you ever heard of "Cel Damage"?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No,

But what is it?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It's a fighting, racing, capture the flag game which involves beating up cartoons

Interested?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Maybe.

What console is it for?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Gamecube and Xbox

Wanna cheatcode?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No thanks. I dont' like cheat codes.

Do you think that's odd?

 

[Tacel]

No. I don't cheat either.

Is the next person ninja'd?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No. I'm a ninja.

Why do some lamps require battaries?

 

[Clownbot]

What are battaries?

...

What are battaries?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Batteries... my bad

Why do some lamps require batteries?

 

[Clownbot]

Because without batteries, they would go out.

How are you this fine morning?

 

[Elucifur]

Tired.

Can I go to bed now?

 

[Clownbot]

Why the hell not?

Seriously, why the hell not?

 

[Jonkku]

Because it's almost 2 pm in here already.

Why do time zones suck so much?

Spoiler

(CURSE YOU TIME ZONE DIFFERENCES! CURSE YOUU!!!)

 

[Clownbot]

Because Time Zone Differences are sluts.

Wait, can I say that on here?

 

[StinkomanFan]

No! Think of the children! [/injoke]

Why does Charlie Brown fail?

 

[Tacel]

Because Snoopy steals the act.

Isn't Snoopy the best?

 

[UberMario]

Yep.

Why don't they air shows as awesome as the Peanuts anymore?

 

[StinkomanFan]

They ran out of ideas

Why does Hannah Montana FAIL SO HARD?

 

[UberMario]

Because Disney tried to beat Nickelodeon's Naked Brothers for the award of the lowest of low program.

Why is every new live show in 08-09 on Nick featuring a girl as the star?

 

[Clownbot]

If I told you, I'd be reported.

Do you want the brutal truth?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Sure.

What is this brutal truth?

 

[UberMario]

You don't want to know.

Do you want to know?

 

[StinkomanFan]

No

Know?

 

[UberMario]

No

What the?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Heck

lolwut?

 

[Elucifur]

...

Will you at least say something new?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Something new

That joke sucked, didn't it?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

More than likely, yes.

I could use some coffee; couldn't you?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Nope

Can I have some candy?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

nope

Can I haz cheezburger?