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[Rapthehedgehog]

Not really.

Did you know the longest word in the english language has over 189,000 letters?

 

[The Dinkoman]

What is IT? I want to know what it is!!!!! and no i did not know that.

Will you tell me what it is.

 

[Lemonwater]

I don't know what it is...and I think he's lying! Over 9000 letters?!

Did you know that the word 'gullible' is not in the dictionary?

 

[Frown]

What is IT? I want to know what it is!!!!! and no i did not know that.

Will you tell me what it is.

It's a chemical compund. A carbohydrate if I recall right.

I don't know what it is...and I think he's lying! Over 9000 letters?!

Did you know that the word 'gullible' is not in the dictionary?

No, I did not. Thanks for enlightening me.

What's your age in 2017?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Bigger question: Wouldn't I die from boredom of life by the time I hit that year?

 

[Frown]

BIGGER QUESTION

What was your age in 1994?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Zero. That's the year I was born.

Why can't I think of a question? Why is this question so cliche? Why did I ask two questions, now three?

 

[Frown]

1. Because you aren't thinking hard enough
2. Because you put the butter next to the milk in the fridge
3. Because I had sex with your mom's cousin's dentist's daughter's cousin's cousin's best friend's sister last night.

Why did I do that?

 

[The Dinkoman]

Because you didn't tip her and you had no money.

If Sly Fox was zero in 1994 then that must mean he... he...


DIVIDED BY ZERO™

right?

 

[Frown]

Yeah, another universe colllapsed.

WEEGEE?

 

[The Dinkoman]

WEEGEE.

Whats the answer to life?

 

[Frown]

WEEGEE

Otherwise, 42.

Do you know my first name?

 

[The Dinkoman]

No, but if I had a guess I would say your name is Jake.

Do you know what Frown's first name is?

 

[Frown]

Yep. It's Erik. With a K.

Do you know where I live?

 

[ranmaru]

Yes, at your house.

Do you know where I live? Whats my name?

 

[The Dinkoman]

If I said Illinois I'd be lying because if you can read this your obviously in a in the forum games section of smashboards.

What is what is?

Spoiler

Btw your name is Joesoph.

 

[ranmaru]

What is what is what is. That is the answer.

Was it?

 

[Lemonwater]

No.

Are you sleepy?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No, I'm Grumpy.

Are you Dopey?

 

[ranmaru]

No. Are you?

 

[Lemonwater]

No.

Where are my keys?

 

[ranmaru]

IM NOT AN AXE MURDERER!

Wait wha?

 

[The Dinkoman]

Exactly.

Where's my brain?

 

[ranmaru]

I dunno... with mine?

 

[The Dinkoman]

Why thank you sir, Now may I have it in my presence again?

 

[ranmaru]

Yes here you go. :]

How do you do?

 

[professor mgw]

no u may not.

can i have a piece of dat kit kat bar?

 

[ranmaru]

NO.

May I?

 

[The Dinkoman]

I'm am not inclined to give you such a thing

May I have the Chocolate simulate of a gold bar?

 

[ranmaru]

Yes, you may.

How do you do?

 

[The Dinkoman]

If I were to explain how I supposedly "do" I would need something more specific.

May I have that specific thing?

 

[A1lion835]

Green.

Why is purple so awesome?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because Green is slightly higher than that, so purple is chilling in the awesome catagory.

What is your response to this?

 

[comboking]

What The heck was that?

Have you ever at chicken covered in ketchup

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Half ketchup, half BBQ sauce.

Because I'm not satisfied with Comboking's answer, I'll do it again...
What is your response to this?

 

[Frown]

This is my answer

How many sheep have you seen in your entire life?

 

[The Dinkoman]

2.

How many Cows have you seen so far in your life?

 

[Frown]

255.

How many regular missiles can you collect in Super Metroid?

 

[The Dinkoman]

255.

How many neighbors do you have if you live on a Intersection with for lanes?

 

[Frown]

255.

How many levels of volume does a Casio keyboard have?