G$$$
Banned via Administration
because
whats best for removing mustard stains?
whats best for removing mustard stains?
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Lick the mustard off
Why is Ketchup named Ketchup?
Why is Ketchup named Ketchup?
kentan
Smash Cadet
Because if it was named Toblerone it wouldn't be Ketchup anymore.
Why am I addicted to the A Series of Unfortunate Events books?
Why am I addicted to the A Series of Unfortunate Events books?
because you picked up the book
Why do schools give so much homework?
Why do schools give so much homework?
kentan
Smash Cadet
Because teachers are masters of torture. They want to brainwash you by taking away all of your free time with HOMEWORK!!!!
>_>
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Why does my Music teacher have no control over a mere Year 8 class?
>_>
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Why does my Music teacher have no control over a mere Year 8 class?
because they are in it.
Which witch is which?
Which witch is which?
falcoX
Smash Champion
that witch over there is broomhilda, and as to which of those two witches is which, i dont know.
When will China have Democracy
When will China have Democracy
FireKP1
Smash Lord
when it blows itself up.
When will certain people on the net stop thinking Nancy Grace should be fired.{AAAAAAHHHHHHH}
When will certain people on the net stop thinking Nancy Grace should be fired.{AAAAAAHHHHHHH}
G$$$
Banned via Administration
When she gets herself together.
Why do programs say there 30 mins but dont factor in commercials is it a ploy by the government?
Why do programs say there 30 mins but dont factor in commercials is it a ploy by the government?
falcoX
Smash Champion
yes, it is an evil, evil plan that must be stopped!!!
why are there commercials on tv?
why are there commercials on tv?
tomvanharmelen
Smash Journeyman
because tv wants to kill everyone by making them braindead
why do I not shoot myself for not being able to stop crapping WATER instead of pissing it
why do I not shoot myself for not being able to stop crapping WATER instead of pissing it
FireKP1
Smash Lord
So you can't enjoy the stupidy of shooting yourself.
Why do so many people go missing every year in North America.
Why do so many people go missing every year in North America.
Because thats the way it is.
Why is school so painfully boring?
Why is school so painfully boring?
FireKP1
Smash Lord
Cause the school boards don't know any better.
Why'd you register at Smashboards?
Why'd you register at Smashboards?
falcoX
Smash Champion
because i thought it would be cool
why do we have a three day weekend?
why do we have a three day weekend?
because of MLs Bday
Why do some people reword every post to turn them against the poster.
Why do some people reword every post to turn them against the poster.
G$$$
Banned via Administration
Because the world works that way
How do pokemon reproduce , only a couple have sex organs?
How do pokemon reproduce , only a couple have sex organs?
FireKP1
Smash Lord
The game producers wan't to keep it secret for unknown reasons.
Is this thread popular enough?
Is this thread popular enough?
odonata345
Smash Cadet
- Joined
- Aug 9, 2005
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- 49
If it's attacted Begolfer, it must be popular.
Why do I always happen to be posting in the same threads as FireKP1?
Why do I always happen to be posting in the same threads as FireKP1?
FireKP1
Smash Lord
Cause you can't get enough of me.
Why don't people reply to questions with silly answers?
Why don't people reply to questions with silly answers?
ZMan
Smash Master
Because you touch your self at night. 
Why does FireKP1 touch himself at night?
Why does FireKP1 touch himself at night?
FireKP1
Smash Lord
Zman needs to come up with a reasonable answer to my question.
How much of the smashboards population plays SSBM?
How much of the smashboards population plays SSBM?
shadow_wraith
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2006
- Messages
- 16
no one just you
why do you care?
why do you care?
FireKP1
Smash Lord
I just wanted to ask a question.
What's the last poster's {before me} favourite color?
What's the last poster's {before me} favourite color?
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2001
- Messages
- 3,565
shadow wraith's favorite color is magenta.
If Watt and Kilowatt **** on a fox, and Watt fell of, then what was the loss?
If Watt and Kilowatt **** on a fox, and Watt fell of, then what was the loss?
FireKP1
Smash Lord
The Fox
Take a jigglypuff and a Bowser and set on opposite sides of a board. Now place the board so it is halfway off the roof of a building. Make the side with Jigglypuff on it is the site that is off the roof. What would happen?
Take a jigglypuff and a Bowser and set on opposite sides of a board. Now place the board so it is halfway off the roof of a building. Make the side with Jigglypuff on it is the site that is off the roof. What would happen?
ZMan
Smash Master
Nothing. No one would care.
Why do I hate life?
Why do I hate life?
FireKP1
Smash Lord
Cause your family doesn't love you.
What is my favourite soft drink?
What is my favourite soft drink?
G$$$
Banned via Administration
Sprite Remix
Is John Kerrys face melting?
Is John Kerrys face melting?
FireKP1
Smash Lord
I do! I do!
Who here watches CNN?
Who here watches CNN?
G$$$
Banned via Administration
UPN News is better but Hey I watch it.
Is oxygen the earths must abundent gas?
Is oxygen the earths must abundent gas?
Bailey69
Banned via Administration
No it is methane (Excuse Me)
Why did all the dinousaurs die?
Why did all the dinousaurs die?
G$$$
Banned via Administration
because U touch yourself at night.
Why does Bailey touch himself at night?
Why does Bailey touch himself at night?
Legomaxx
Smash Journeyman
Because he has constant problems with his sense of touch and he constantly has to assure himself that he exists.
Why do little kids do the things they do?
Why do little kids do the things they do?
Bailey69
Banned via Administration
Because if they didn't it would be wrong.
Why is G$$$ a pedophilla towards little asian kids?
Why is G$$$ a pedophilla towards little asian kids?
G$$$
Banned via Administration
Because he likes WAIT! I dont
Why does Bailey fill his nut sack with M&M's and watch them melt?
Why does Bailey fill his nut sack with M&M's and watch them melt?
Bailey69
Banned via Administration
Because it is a time watser WAIT! No it's Skittles!
Why doesn't G$$$ not do what he just didn't say I don't do if I didn't not do it?
Why doesn't G$$$ not do what he just didn't say I don't do if I didn't not do it?
Falcomaster16
Smash Journeyman
Because he just wants money
Why do stupid questions get smart answers?
Why do stupid questions get smart answers?
Bailey69
Banned via Administration
The question isn't why do stupid questions get smart answers? It's why don't the smart questions get dumb answers. It is like a variable equation here: 3X - 5= 55.
Why aren't I a math teacher?
Why aren't I a math teacher?
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