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[mega man 713]

because tehy make a lot of commercials for it on tv

what would happen if a tv fell on you?

 

[MindGamer]

it would be very intertaining, hopefuly family guy would be on.

what if a tv fell on you and family guy was off the air?????

 

[falcoX]

then it would be very painful, unless it was a smalelr tv, in which case, it would be slightly less painfull. Also, judging by the height of the drop the pain would increase/decrease

what if no new smashers were allowed on swf?

 

[MindGamer]

then i guess we would be stuck with each other..

what if falcox quit swf?

 

[falcoX]

then many people would be happy, and less ppl would be upset, Less spam would float around the boards, and the US economy would do better. Universal peace would exist, and scientists would find a cure for cancer.

Why did the count of monte crisco fly?

 

[mega man 713]

because he didnt have wings.

why was there a day no pigs would die?

 

[falcoX]

becuase at one time in the history of the universe, and ONLY one time, God gave mercy on his swine friends. Seeing as how tasty they were and how often they were slaughtered too make bacon (Begins drooling), God gave every pig laser powers coming from there eyes. WEhen someone tried to kill the pig, they were zapped by laser eyes. No pigs were slaughtered that day, a record low. That day went down in history as A DAY NO PIGS WOULD DIE

why is it that everyone has 1 liners and i come up with elaborate, well thought out stories?

 

[mega man 713]

cause...

why do frogs have no noses

 

[falcoX]

so they cant smell you

why do people fall in love?

 

[mega man 713]

because if they didnt their would be no point in getting married and havingkids. if itstopped,we would not exist, so you need love...all you need is love

will i ever get a job?

 

[Royal Flush]

Sonic and Tails in SSBR!

will I ever be respected throughout SWF?

 

[falcoX]

nope. me neither. so it goes

when did columbous kill the martians?

 

[G$$$]

16bc Is My Guess

Is There A Reason For All These Different Pens They Do The Same Thing

 

[falcoX]

nope. Theyre just a ploy by the man to get rich!!

Why cant i cry when i lie about Fry dying?

 

[G$$$]

fry is never really dead so your tears cant be tricked

are FamilyGuy , American Dad and the Simpsons in the same time space period because I have
proof

 

[falcoX]

yes they are... and if not id like to hear your proof.

Why are proofs (In geometry) so **** pointless?

 

[Bailey69]

because you touch yourself at night

Why didnt storms captialize his name when he signed up for SWF?

 

[falcoX]

because storms does not believe in capitolizing, it is a horrible practice he wants to rid the world of.

Why do birds suddenly atatck me?

 

[Bailey69]

because you are bir food!

Why aren't dogs as cuddley as cats?

 

[falcoX]

because they are actually MORE cuddly then cats

why do i hate cats?

 

[spud]

Because they killed your mom.

Why is George Bush ********?

 

[falcoX]

becuase hes from texas

what is the answer to question 17?

 

[Bailey69]

Pssssst its A

What do you think made cheese?

 

[Royal Flush]

Buttered Toast

Why are oranges so disgusting?

 

[James Sparrow]

because oranges are made of horse rectum.

which cloud ate the baby?

 

[G$$$]

the one with the cottonball butt , it found out it was gay (big surprise)

why does butt go with crack?

 

[storms]

Because donkeys and drugs go together

How many cats does it take to make an orgy? (South Park)

 

[falcoX]

a crap load.... o man that was really ****ed up

what is the capitol of oklahoma?

 

[Royal Flush]

pizza

What # Digit is the last one in pi?

 

[falcoX]

15

what do u get getting terribly fat?

 

[G$$$]

BAILEY69 FROM WHAT i HAVE SEEN

DO YOU THINK BAILEY69 WILL BE MAD?

 

[Royal Flush]

Fishsticks

How do don`t walk on grass signs get there?

 

[falcoX]

they float over ther and claim that spot.

why cant i find the msiing link?

 

[Royal Flush]

because its missing.

Why do coffins need the top nailed down?

 

[falcoX]

so the zombies wont attack!

why do zombies need brains?

 

[Royal Flush]

because they have no life.

How many stars are in the universe?

 

[falcoX]

more than 3

what is less than 3?

 

[Royal Flush]

a number less than three

What is what?

 

[falcoX]

what is a word used when someone is confused. If someone does not understand something, they will say what to show that they dont understand the situation.

why did begolfer grimer himself?

 

[Royal Flush]

I didn`t grimmer myself...

Why?