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[Skylink]

Out the window and into space

How will rabidbunny get it back?

 

[agentli]

By using the remote control...of doom!!

Where is the frisbee?

 

[Skylink]

In the direction it was thrown.

What funny question should I sak now? (i'm out of Ideas)

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

One with a funny answer.

When will they release the Nintendo Wii?

 

[Sinz]

Nevember.

When will Armygeddon bomb drop donkey Dongs avvy?

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

When Mario says cheese again.
When will we have the toothfairy conspirecy again?

 

[Eternal Smasher]

Septembuarygust 73rd, 32:61 a.m.
Who shot the bird?

 

[Wenbobular]

Me.
Just why did I shoot the bird?
Actually, I didn't, Chuck Norris did.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

To get the dead bird.
What was I going to ask?

 

[Wenbobular]

What the meaning of life is.
What is the meaning of life?

 

[NinjaFoxX]

the meaninging of life is.......*end theme for the simpsions plays*

why was i gone for so long

 

[Wenbobular]

Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you in the face.
Does your screen name mean that you kill the Master Chief?

 

[agentli]

Only after you do the dishes
what is infinity+1?

 

[Wenbobular]

Chuck Norris.
What is infinity plus two?

 

[Meta-Knight]

Your mom

Why does Yoshi pronounce his name "Washy?"

 

[Wenbobular]

...He doesn't. I thought he just said wahoo. But let's not start a what does Yoshi say thing. No one will ever know what those things are saying anyways.
Why are little brothers so annoying?

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Because there's an evil monkey living in his closet.

Why is the monkey in his closet?

 

[Wenbobular]

Because monkey testicles are delicoius.
How would I know that?

 

[tails3535]

because you'r a little brother.

why do like the ice climbers?

 

[Wenbobular]

I'm actually the bigger brother, funnily enough. And because you enjoy threesomes. Like me. Hehe.
...How creepy was that?

 

[lanky_gunner]

creepy enough for me to answer the question

Why did God create big fat whores?

 

[Kujirudo]

Because Italy won from Germany

Why should France lose to Italy in the finals?

 

[lanky_gunner]

cause everyone hates the french

if aliens do exist, why have they not taken over earth yet?

 

[Xevelous]

Because man is simple and when aliens see how simple we are, it makes them laugh and they want more.

Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Because an invisible drunken hobo sneaks in and steals it all to fund for the toothfairy conspiracy.

Why is it always the toothfairys fault.

 

[tails3535]

Because the tooth fairy stinks


why are my top 3 kirby, ICs, and Yoshi in that order?

 

[Wenbobular]

They all have pink associated with them, going in descending order. Kirby has his whole body pink, Ice Climbers have one of them pink, and Yoshi has nothing pink.
Why did McFox change his avatar? I liked Mickey.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because you liked Mickey.

Why do you like Mickey?

 

[agentli]

It was a strange situation involving a monkey and ******* holding wrenches

What happened in that situation?

 

[tails3535]

you turned into a monkey and was being hit by ******* with wrenches

How did I come up with that?

 

[Iggy K]

You're smoking.

Why did all the dinosaurs die?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

I wailed on my guitar so loud the sondwaves exploded them.

Why is the SSBM cd not blue and purple?

 

[Xevelous]

Because the people who decorated it are possibly color blind.

Why do we need to learn algebra?

 

[tails3535]

and algebra is......

why do people come up with such weird names like tails3535

 

[Skylink]

Because they had a vision telling them to

Why did I reply to this topic?

 

[tails3535]

because o_0

who chose 10 letters as minimum

 

[Iggy K]

Your mom.

What's up with that?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

You didn't know the answer or question, dumbo

Why are there so many flys in my house?

 

[lanky_gunner]

duh, you smell

why did anyone think up sware words?

 

[tails3535]

Because they saw you.

why does Smash exist?