KiraFlax
Smash Lord
fight sticks are gay. and they didnt let us use our prefered controller even though in thier thread it said BYOC. AND they put me and steven against each other first round. and then the TO wouldnt shake my hand the two times I held my hand out saying, "I just washed my hands" both times which were considerably far apart in the day. And when meeting him hes all like "with me entering theres no way you will win" when I didnt even say anything about the tourney in the previous statements. AND when I got my phone number from one of his friends right next to him i ask it for him and he says "I forgot it" and doesnt give it to me. and he was the only one against us not using controllers. And he called every new person a nobody. AND hes prolonging giving devastation money to the winners until april. (yes, this was the devastation guys running the tourney.) ...............
AND hes a big fat jerk, AND he called anjila some bad names, AND Kurtis, Steven, And I had to fight him. AND when It came down to it all that was left was me vs. him. He came at me with a sword. AND I pulled out my gun and shot him. AND he pull my bullet into a space time continuum portal which shattered once my bullet broke through because it was too powerful AND sucked us all inside into another alternate Universe. AND I woke up in a cardboard box, broke out , AND revealed to myself an empty world but as massive as our own. AND then I heard a hussel 'n' bussel from some leaves AND then gun shots. AND I saw 3 giant mechanical three armed white robots. coming to me at about 60 miles per hour and I knew this because Im the smartest guy in the universe before and now. AND my instincts of utmost valor and heroism told me to stay in one place and not move with arms cross and smiling very heterosexually. AND then probably due to my intimidation the robots blew up. AND landing in front of me was some cool looking guy with a sword (definitely not as cool looking as me of course). AND he had a hat on. AND it looked just like Kurtis thompson's hat. AND due to my super coolness i could see past the hat and saw he had straight brownish hair. I couldn’t see the color of his eyes due to the dim light of the forest, but it was mostly because I was sand bagging. I took a wild iny meeny miney mo guess that it was blue. I knew I was 100 percent right even though i didn’t know it. The man with the sword shouted "we need to get out of here, the fire from the explosion is spreading. I can teleport so hold on to me." AND I turned my head both ways and in a 360 around my neck (only due to me being the most flexible guy in the universe) looking at the fire and the hopeless situation that only a fool or an incredibly brave and confidant man would go through. AND I replied "nah ill walk. besides im too great of a human being to be in the presence of normal people. AND so I choose the path of the incredibly brave and confident man... It hurt to an extreme level of pain and suffering but not too much for me.
AND I woke up on a tall hill of a grassy plain with a tree that had to be 150 feet tall approximately AND I knew this because Im definitely the most skilled guy in the universe before and now. It looked like some sort of wisdom tree or something along the lines of a big tree that was almost as cool and smart looking as me. It was a good looking tree. AND at the base of the tree sat the man with the sword. I knew he had to be the one that teleported me out of the forest or it had to be me that did it because I definitely am the most flamboyant guy in the universe before AND now. AND I went to him and said "Hey you look like a guy that I knew before in another universe that I just came from and his name was Kurtis Thompson" He smiled with a smile that wasn’t as happy and cool looking as mine but still kinda cool looking. "I am Kurtis Thompson". AND I said "Hey, whats up man" AND he said "there's no time for small talk. I am going to tell you what I know. We all got sucked in this newly created universe 7 years ago in which the 36 people that were at the tournament only exist AND at the beginning of those 7 years soon after being put into this world The TO who you fought against became Dictator of the universe AND enslaved every last one of us. I said "well first off I didn’t really need your help to figure this out I could have definitely done it myself because im definitely the most good looking guy in the universe before AND now, second off how are you here now?" AND He then replied " there was a jail break 1 and a half years ago. in which a couple of the enslaved broke free, including myself. AND I have been training in swordsmanship ever since for a time I can exact my revenge, not for being enslaved AND tortured for 6 long years but for anjila's name calling incident." AND then I asked him are you still Mormon. AND he said "yes, even though enslaved I still went to church every Sunday."
AND at that point in time, AND definitely because I am the coolest guy in the universe before and now, the giant tree started glowing. AND it spoke saying "I am the almighty wisdom tree one who is almost as cool AND great as the one named KiraFlax. You may ask me anything. My knowledge is vast AND endless because all trees AND plants are connected to me AND we hear everything the world has to offer. I am called the wisdom tree. Go ahead and ask me anything, I know everything" I said "nah I can figure it out on my own i don’t need your help." AND My instincts of superness AND tightness kicked in and i figured it all out "The TO must be enslaving everyone and being a big fat jerk because his Jerkiness is increasing his power little by little through out the years. AND he is building his power level to be able to powerful enough to attack the real universe but couldn't do so before because I existed in it. AND even though I cant remember why I woke up in that cardboard box, im pretty sure I had a final battle between myself and the TO taking place after the time when the portal sucked us up into this universe with me Sand bagging AND getting killed AND getting back to life due to me being definitely the most youthful guy in the universe before and now which being part of my plan so i didn’t have to fight such a weak normal person unlike myself.AND im pretty sure there is some sort of ancient prophecy made even before the time of the portal at least 1000 years ago stating that I will be the chosen one to destroy the evil TO." AND The wisdom tree then said "i didn't even know that, wow your so smart I wish I was as smart as you." and comments on how definitely I am the most Graceful guy in the universe before and now. The wisdom tree finished off saying "the time is right go and finish off the TO at his HQ toward the north with your crew. The illumination from the tree vanished as quickly as it came.
AND Kurtis Thompson broke the silence explaining Anjila and Steven were waiting on the other side of the forest ready to head north. AND at that moment a surviving Robot dashed out of the embers of the nearby forest. AND stopped what would be about approximately be 27 feet away from us AND I knew this because I am definitely the most supermanliest guy in the universe before AND now. The robot stopped there completely and utterly due to the atmosphere around me AND instead pulled in its third arm AND formed it into a cannon. AND the canon seemed to be charging up what looked like to be what would destroy everything it touched excluding me. AND of course my instincts of valor and heroism kicked in while putting my arms locked and my smile loaded with humbly holding my head up high without moving from that spot. AND Kurtis Thompson vanished from where he was standing to reappear in front of the robot's canon. The sound of a sheathing sword plagued the air as he sliced vertically making contact with the canon arm causing another explosion with impact enough to send the robot to the floor. Kurtis Thompson then teleported to the head of the robot AND impaled it with his sword making another explosion. AND Kurtis Thompson then appears in front of me smiling. AND I was impressed. AND For the first time I saw someone that surpassed 3 in the scale comparison of 1 to 10 with my greatness being 10 and normal people being 1. AND then I said with a thought process as high then the heavens "Let me guess your blade is a type of steel made with a C4 material that intensifies and multiplies sparks rapidly creating explosion slices and cuts" AND Kurtis Thompson replied in amazement "Yea your right! Wow your really smart man, I wish I could be as smart as you. Still having my arms locked and my smile loaded I said "It is because of me being the most special guy in the universe and the most humble guy in the universe at the same time before and now!"
CHAPTER 1 - End
wow this turned longer than I thought. The point of the story is the TO Jedi Rob was a ****** ********* ******* ****** ******** ****************** **** ****** ******* face.
Also Idk if ima continue this epic story of true friendship, trust, action, romance, magicness, jerks, and ME. Man, Im definitely the best guy in the whole entire universe in every category to exist.
AND hes a big fat jerk, AND he called anjila some bad names, AND Kurtis, Steven, And I had to fight him. AND when It came down to it all that was left was me vs. him. He came at me with a sword. AND I pulled out my gun and shot him. AND he pull my bullet into a space time continuum portal which shattered once my bullet broke through because it was too powerful AND sucked us all inside into another alternate Universe. AND I woke up in a cardboard box, broke out , AND revealed to myself an empty world but as massive as our own. AND then I heard a hussel 'n' bussel from some leaves AND then gun shots. AND I saw 3 giant mechanical three armed white robots. coming to me at about 60 miles per hour and I knew this because Im the smartest guy in the universe before and now. AND my instincts of utmost valor and heroism told me to stay in one place and not move with arms cross and smiling very heterosexually. AND then probably due to my intimidation the robots blew up. AND landing in front of me was some cool looking guy with a sword (definitely not as cool looking as me of course). AND he had a hat on. AND it looked just like Kurtis thompson's hat. AND due to my super coolness i could see past the hat and saw he had straight brownish hair. I couldn’t see the color of his eyes due to the dim light of the forest, but it was mostly because I was sand bagging. I took a wild iny meeny miney mo guess that it was blue. I knew I was 100 percent right even though i didn’t know it. The man with the sword shouted "we need to get out of here, the fire from the explosion is spreading. I can teleport so hold on to me." AND I turned my head both ways and in a 360 around my neck (only due to me being the most flexible guy in the universe) looking at the fire and the hopeless situation that only a fool or an incredibly brave and confidant man would go through. AND I replied "nah ill walk. besides im too great of a human being to be in the presence of normal people. AND so I choose the path of the incredibly brave and confident man... It hurt to an extreme level of pain and suffering but not too much for me.
AND I woke up on a tall hill of a grassy plain with a tree that had to be 150 feet tall approximately AND I knew this because Im definitely the most skilled guy in the universe before and now. It looked like some sort of wisdom tree or something along the lines of a big tree that was almost as cool and smart looking as me. It was a good looking tree. AND at the base of the tree sat the man with the sword. I knew he had to be the one that teleported me out of the forest or it had to be me that did it because I definitely am the most flamboyant guy in the universe before AND now. AND I went to him and said "Hey you look like a guy that I knew before in another universe that I just came from and his name was Kurtis Thompson" He smiled with a smile that wasn’t as happy and cool looking as mine but still kinda cool looking. "I am Kurtis Thompson". AND I said "Hey, whats up man" AND he said "there's no time for small talk. I am going to tell you what I know. We all got sucked in this newly created universe 7 years ago in which the 36 people that were at the tournament only exist AND at the beginning of those 7 years soon after being put into this world The TO who you fought against became Dictator of the universe AND enslaved every last one of us. I said "well first off I didn’t really need your help to figure this out I could have definitely done it myself because im definitely the most good looking guy in the universe before AND now, second off how are you here now?" AND He then replied " there was a jail break 1 and a half years ago. in which a couple of the enslaved broke free, including myself. AND I have been training in swordsmanship ever since for a time I can exact my revenge, not for being enslaved AND tortured for 6 long years but for anjila's name calling incident." AND then I asked him are you still Mormon. AND he said "yes, even though enslaved I still went to church every Sunday."
AND at that point in time, AND definitely because I am the coolest guy in the universe before and now, the giant tree started glowing. AND it spoke saying "I am the almighty wisdom tree one who is almost as cool AND great as the one named KiraFlax. You may ask me anything. My knowledge is vast AND endless because all trees AND plants are connected to me AND we hear everything the world has to offer. I am called the wisdom tree. Go ahead and ask me anything, I know everything" I said "nah I can figure it out on my own i don’t need your help." AND My instincts of superness AND tightness kicked in and i figured it all out "The TO must be enslaving everyone and being a big fat jerk because his Jerkiness is increasing his power little by little through out the years. AND he is building his power level to be able to powerful enough to attack the real universe but couldn't do so before because I existed in it. AND even though I cant remember why I woke up in that cardboard box, im pretty sure I had a final battle between myself and the TO taking place after the time when the portal sucked us up into this universe with me Sand bagging AND getting killed AND getting back to life due to me being definitely the most youthful guy in the universe before and now which being part of my plan so i didn’t have to fight such a weak normal person unlike myself.AND im pretty sure there is some sort of ancient prophecy made even before the time of the portal at least 1000 years ago stating that I will be the chosen one to destroy the evil TO." AND The wisdom tree then said "i didn't even know that, wow your so smart I wish I was as smart as you." and comments on how definitely I am the most Graceful guy in the universe before and now. The wisdom tree finished off saying "the time is right go and finish off the TO at his HQ toward the north with your crew. The illumination from the tree vanished as quickly as it came.
AND Kurtis Thompson broke the silence explaining Anjila and Steven were waiting on the other side of the forest ready to head north. AND at that moment a surviving Robot dashed out of the embers of the nearby forest. AND stopped what would be about approximately be 27 feet away from us AND I knew this because I am definitely the most supermanliest guy in the universe before AND now. The robot stopped there completely and utterly due to the atmosphere around me AND instead pulled in its third arm AND formed it into a cannon. AND the canon seemed to be charging up what looked like to be what would destroy everything it touched excluding me. AND of course my instincts of valor and heroism kicked in while putting my arms locked and my smile loaded with humbly holding my head up high without moving from that spot. AND Kurtis Thompson vanished from where he was standing to reappear in front of the robot's canon. The sound of a sheathing sword plagued the air as he sliced vertically making contact with the canon arm causing another explosion with impact enough to send the robot to the floor. Kurtis Thompson then teleported to the head of the robot AND impaled it with his sword making another explosion. AND Kurtis Thompson then appears in front of me smiling. AND I was impressed. AND For the first time I saw someone that surpassed 3 in the scale comparison of 1 to 10 with my greatness being 10 and normal people being 1. AND then I said with a thought process as high then the heavens "Let me guess your blade is a type of steel made with a C4 material that intensifies and multiplies sparks rapidly creating explosion slices and cuts" AND Kurtis Thompson replied in amazement "Yea your right! Wow your really smart man, I wish I could be as smart as you. Still having my arms locked and my smile loaded I said "It is because of me being the most special guy in the universe and the most humble guy in the universe at the same time before and now!"
CHAPTER 1 - End
wow this turned longer than I thought. The point of the story is the TO Jedi Rob was a ****** ********* ******* ****** ******** ****************** **** ****** ******* face.
Also Idk if ima continue this epic story of true friendship, trust, action, romance, magicness, jerks, and ME. Man, Im definitely the best guy in the whole entire universe in every category to exist.
