anyone want to freestyle?

[supbro]

i can't sleep!
can't creep, can't eat,
i got the beat!
ba dump a dump,
heartthrob!
your rhythm is all in your heart,
nah?
you don't feel it?
you don't see?
you don't believe?
homemadewaffles, come on down!
it's your turn to take a shot at the crown!

i can do it thru text or phone. hit me up yo!

 

[supbro]

that last line was wack on purpose!
make him earn it! make him learn it!
it's all fun!
humility! think!
humiliation!
that's what the kid needs! no hesitation!
gimme the drum
i pound the percussion! make him blink!
i came instantly,
it couldn't happen any quicker
you thicker? that's blood
more than water!
now you feeling me?
when do i end? water, flow
now you, know,
saunter, go!

 

[supbro]

i got even better
i been doing it all night, nothing clever
just flows, just knows
just ho's? maybe
only god shows!
only love grows!
only i can repeat myself and have you blow!
achoo! sneeze, that's my breeze
my steez, is impeccabull
pull the cable, now you look?
now you shook?
now the red has turned you crook?
you charge me? hardly!
i floss softly and toss you sideways hard, G

 

[The Greater Leon]

well **** i guess adam got the ban
maybe you should just cool it man
i mean i dunno what you did
but its imaginable some mod is just some angry kid
freestyle online, through text, no limit on time
you can take all day just to hit that rhyme :s

smashboard homies come drop a beat
you me and adam, itll be hella sweet
till the thread gets locked; you know it will
take that **** to the pool room till
hella noobs get up in our grill
insane carzy guy spewing that verbal swill

its your turn ready set go
if any homie is down its gotta be JOE

 

[joeplicate]

sometimes i get tight
it feels nothing's right
my life is a ruse, suffused
with confusion,
you're losin,
you're cruisin'
no direction in life,
no place to go,
placidity kills;
hey, the more you know
pick yourself up,
you're just slag,
can't you see?
these are flags,
wake the fuck up
you'll melt like molasses

jewels in your eyes
stay surprised, stay inspired
there's more than facebook "likes" and fleeting desire
finding identity through creativity,
sublimity, and fragility;
you're a speck of possibility on planet earth;
realize what you're worth.
that's what i'm on, the search for worth.

 

[frotaz37]

That's an Eminem song, Joe.

 

[joeplicate]

ladies and gentlemen

may i present to you
hater #1:
cheyenne monde!!


give him a hand!!

 

[BobbySiege]

How can I apply for this "hater" list?

 

[joeplicate]

haha nah, that's pretty funny though


i figure i might at least try my hand at something, even at the risk of sounding lame

 

[frotaz37]

It wasn't lame, it was funny.

If you were rapping this in some huge building with a huge crowd, I'd probably pay to see.

It'd be too good.

 

[joeplicate]

hahahaha

i'm looking forward to seeing you tonight, it's been too long

 

[frotaz37]

I know right? Tonight was too ridiculous...I look forward to future hangingoutittude.

 

[Gishnak]

i came instantly,
it couldn't happen any quicker

I appreciate the honesty.

 

[HomeMadeWaffles]

bustin freestyles
rap till im senial

the uppercut will break ya glass jaw
and i stay on point
chris paul!

im a rude *****
a true *****
and i get beast like that blue *****

a boss, some type of don
and ill pipe ya mom
put that rocket on ya chest like hakeem olajuwon

i stay wylin
and if i ever get rich ima buy me an island
and trust u don't wanna see tha kid get violent
ill go on ya plane and pistol whip the pilot
if the tha gun don't work, i'll pull out that blade
ninja gaiden!

im raw and spit mean
wassup adam thats how u spit a hot sixteen

 

[PHIL07]

yo this thread is sick haha

 

[SUNG475]

i like falco

 

[shadrach kabango]

bumping this for lols

p.s. i still got da rhymes son.