ALASKA Smash Thread

[Beautiful Death]

Everyone hates me jesus christ sometimes I just want to slice my guts open + eyeliner and listen to linken park and mychemicalromance and show the world what true despair it like

People like YOU can't even appreciate great art.

A guy just puts his heart into making a DARN SPIFFY STARLOW SIGNATURE

and what does he get?

That's right.

"Heh heh heh, you get it done professionally?"

Haters gonna hate.

Well I'm

going to hate on

YOU at

Senshi-Con. I'm going to spam Golimar soldiers at you until you want to retch al

GOD. WHO CARES ABOUT LOL vs. DOTA.

THAT IS LIKE, SUPER LAME-O.

TALKING ABOUT STARLOW

IS WHERE IT IS AT, YO.

I wish I could naturally type like Dark_Pch. THAT would be awesome.

hee.

hee.

HEE.

Wowzer mowzers

Argonions look so much more detailed. I still don't want to play as though.
http://images.uesp.net/a/ad/SR-race-Argonian.jpg

Altmer look smug. Like, really smug.
http://images.uesp.net/2/21/SR-race-Altmer.jpg

Bretons. Well. I suppose they look small. And meek in comparison to other dudes.
http://images.uesp.net/8/8f/SR-race-Breton.jpg

Bosmer look like devious aliens.
http://images.uesp.net/1/1f/SR-race-Bosmer.jpg

Imperials look pretty vanilla of course. I doubt I actually think that. I am probably just saying that because they are supposed to be vanilla.
http://images.uesp.net/4/47/SR-race-Imperial.jpg

Dunmers look so CREEPY
http://images.uesp.net/8/89/SR-race-Dunmer.jpg

Nords. My personal favorite. They just look sicker then normal I guess.
http://images.uesp.net/6/6b/SR-race-Nord.jpg

Khajit. I think some of them look really cool. And others not so much. And......I think all of the females I have seen so far look SUPER weird. Like, compared to the males they have super tiny heads and necks. Yeah. Odd looking to me. Meow meow meow.
http://images.uesp.net/c/c7/SR-race-Khajiit.jpg

Redguards look fine I guess. I don't particularly like the way they look but I don't think they look super hideous or whatever.
http://images.uesp.net/7/7c/SR-race-Redguard.jpg

Orcs. Hmmm. Compared to Oblivion I'd say they look a LOT more human-like. Not so monstrous. That can either be good or bad I suppose.
http://images.uesp.net/b/b9/SR-race-Orc.jpg

I think I'll be trying a Nord of Breton the first time around. Well......I can hardly imagine that those images are the limit.

In terms of abilities I dig the Redguards, Nords, Bretons, and Dunmer.

Maybe if I can make a decent looking Dunmer I'll go that route.

Doshdarngollyblastitall here we go another million hours in character creation before I can actually play the game.

 

[Xanskar]

arthur i got respect for your sig

but mine is still the best in this thread and the old alaska thread, other than Captain Alaska's

 

[Beautiful Death]

Wrong nothing beats Starlow

Not even a dog's head on Marth

Or Falco's head on........someone.

 

[Xanskar]

sorry but starlow cannot compare to my signature, nothing can except the aforementioned captain alaska's signature

 

[Beautiful Death]

Wowzers mowzers I feel so much happier now that I have a Starlow avatar and signature.

Really really.

But HEY!

MATT FLAGG!

I THINK I WILL TRY TO HOLD A STAR MOX TOURNAMENT AT SENSHI CON SO COULD YOU BE A PEACH AND BRING YOUR COPY OF STAR FOX PLEASE?

If you don't I'll have to find one myself at like, Bosco's or something.

Poor me. It'll probably cost like eight bucks or something. You'd think it would cost so much more because of how awesome the game is.

And wait. Mmmm. Homebrew Wii.....could that run Crusade?

It would be sick to have a Crusade tourney.

 

[Che_Lab]

last day at target for me.. come visit me or something >.>

 

[Xanskar]

on my way dude

 

[Xanskar]

arthur, luigi says stop making him mad

 

[Che_Lab]

I like the middle the one the best. Also if you look in the last pic, my shoulders are ****ing jetpacks. ****ING JETPACKS!

 

[Beautiful Death]

Who is this Luigi fella. Never heard of him.

Oh WOWZERS MOWZERS

You can play as Groudon in WOWZERS?

SICK.

Alright doodads.

For Senshi-Con I want to run one of these tournaments.

1. Star Fox

2. Zelda Fourswords. You know. Shadow Battle. I think it could be REALLY sick.

3. Super Smash Bros. 64

4. Mario Kart 64 Battle Mode. I think Battle mode is more suited to competitive play then is versus, actually.

I only think I could run one of these. Dunno why.

I'd prefer Star Fox or Zelda.

The others are fine too, I guess.

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU GAIZ GO TO???????????????????

I would do them all if I could.

I think I would just do a ONE dollar entry fee and winner takes all maybe.

Why one dollar?

Incentive. I don't want the entry to be any more because well, who's going to want to pay ANY sort of sum for a random-game-that-no one-plays tourney?

But I need to have SOME sort of entry fee as an incentive.

And the winner takes all is just to make it simple.

Not because I think I would take it. In fact, I think I'll have a special rule that says if I win first the prize goes to second place. Yeah.

 

[Xanskar]

Zelda > Starfox > All others

in my opinion

i can bring cables and a gba for it

Luigi is the guy that says stop making him mad

 

[Xanskar]

So I paid mad scrilla for a copy of this bangbucker, what to expect?

I popped this hoozledang into my adapted VCR and HOLY DUNKS it showed colored wazzledoozlers that duked it out on my patterned photons.

I kind of like the challenge where tons and tons of scrilla pops out the sky and you fight some big headed broski with a punchknocking firefellow and just beat the everloving knocks out eachother.

That was definitely fun the first 30 times, but then I got to #52 and these three punk-*** buttmunches keep slapping my fandoodler off the floating rock. There's this one beasty kinda guy that chucks bricks of ice at me with his shell while his two swashbuckling compatriots bunt me in the chulaka.

So do any of you bintos have any idea what I should do?

 

[Beautiful Death]

I don't know you.

Anyway. I think at Senshi-Con I'll try to do a $1 tournament gauntlet. If possible. And seeing that requirements for holding a tourney are not super duper steep or anything.......I don't see why not.

Well, these are pretty much just glorified money matches. Still. They have the benefit of being "official" and stuff. Indeed.

Here are the games I have in mind so far.

1. Star Mox: Assault
2. The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
3. Kirby Air Ride. No hate please. It will be City Trial, by the way. I'm thinking random event, but some of them can be kinda lame.....so maybe stick with Destruction Derby only or whatever it is called.
4. Super Smash Bros. 64
5. Mario Kart 64. Battle mode. And only if there is no Mario Kart 64 tournament already.
6. Smash Melee low tiers. I can use Young Link or Ness! Yay!
7. Smash Brawl low tiers. I think I might go with mid tiers and below since there a LOT more mid tiers then low tiers. Whatever works I suppose.
#8 and on. Whatever I can think up.

I have rules and stuff. No worry. Would be winner takes all. And if I win first then the prize goes to second place.

Yeah. I would like to record matches and stuff and put them online for the world to see how great we are......but I dunno. I'll try to figure that out. Hopefully I will. Lol eat your heart out, DUDE. Server space my foot. ( Random reference to some past incident )

Yeah. Peach out doodads.

Oh. I was also thinking about having a minimum entry requirement. You know, like tournaments tend to have. Like a whole five people have to enter or else it's a no-go sorta thing. But nah. No big deal. I will be entering all of them by default so there will always be at least TWO entrants. Things will go quicker.

Oh. Also. Double Elimination as always. Finals and stuff having more games. Yeah.

WHOOPERS. Also also also!

Low tiers and stuff will be based on the most recent tier lists here at Smashboards. Yeah.

 

[Xanskar]

arthur i posted this on akg but do you want me to bring a couple gameboy connectors for four swords adventures shadow battle mode? i can also bring one or two GBAs as well

And how does multiplayer city trial work by the way? Haven't done that in so long that I don't know how to play it anymore

 

[Beautiful Death]

Could you?

That would be cool. I don't have mine anymore ever since I got rid of all my stuff like almost two years ago. Silly me.

Yeah dude. I would spin you round. Really.

And uh, City Trial huh?

You have this city. And you hang out in the city area for some time. Collecting power ups and getting better vehicles. Then when the time limit is over you face off against the other dudes in a random event thing.

The vehicles vary VERY widely in quality. Know that. Like, very much.

And. Legendary machines are pretty much boss. Of course.

The event can be like.....a drag race, destroy as many bad dudes as you can, long jump, whatever. That's why you need power ups. To win at the event game. And as I said, a lot of the games can be really simple and.........unfun. Destruction Derby is what I will go with if I decide there are too many lame event games. Yeah. I haven't played the game in like, FOREVER. Still have the memory card, though. So it's cool.

And if you'd like to remember the controls. Here they are.

Control Stick-Move.
A button-Boost.
C-Stick-Camera. Not essential, but nice to have.

Lol that's it. Other buttons like L and R do the same thing as A. So yes, you can play with ONE HAND!!!!!

Remember, you also have a spin attack you can execute by wiggling the control stick from left to right repeatedly or something.

I think I'll have print outs of controls and rules.

Of course.

 

[Xanskar]

Oh, so it's the mini games then. Okay. I'll bring a copy of FSA and Kirby, as well as GBA cables and all that.

 

[Beautiful Death]

THANKS DOOOOD!!!!!!

On a side dish......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZatWVVE_uVE&feature=related

I've just watched like a few of that guy's videos.

What a weirdo. I don't think I know what he's talking about oftentimes. It's something vague.

Something about "the man." And "masses." But of course!

I think he just needs a girlfriend. Have some fun. Needs to chill out.

Like, in this one video he was talking about Prozac. I think it was the "Masses are *****"

video.

Then he gets to ranting about society and stuff. Like, uh, yeah. From PROZAC? You're flipping out over THAT?

Yeah right. Because he hasn't really been specific in anything. It's all really vague. Stuff about not fitting in and "success." He doesn't give an exact example.

Still. I get a lot of the stuff he's talking about. Not so much the complaining and stuff about "the man."

Also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZatWVVE_uVE&feature=related

That is like, SOOOOOOOOooooo uncool.

Muck that.

Also.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V122ICNS8_0

Heehee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3YR1ZTonc&feature=related

Oh well. I'm only a little shorter then the average. Poor me.

 

[Xanskar]

arthur, luigi says hes mad at you again but this time its because of me

 

[Mattnumbers]

Arthur I will join every one of those tournaments. In fact those will probably be the only ones I join.

If you need any help I can lend a hand too.

 

[Beautiful Death]

wHaT? Tell Luigi to stop bothering me. I don't like being HARE-esed.

@NUmBerS tHe MAN

SICK DUDE DUDE SICK!

Good to know I have like......three entrants. Including me. This will be super sick.

This is going to like, be the coolest tournament ever.

I think I'll start making print outs in paint now.

Have fun me.

 

[Xanskar]

okay i told him
now hes pissed because snorlax ate his apple and its your fault for not stopping him

 

[Beautiful Death]

Ugh what a pain.

Anyway. The fliers are going well I guess. Something like that.

http://ds.ign.com/articles/119/1192682p1.html

Gee willy that thing is huge. And bulky. I just don't know.

Also salso MALSO

shame on Nintendo for using moxconn. So not cool. Blargh.

Maybe you could use THAT as grounds for pirating.

 

[Mattnumbers]

If I became a Project M playtester, would you guys support me by playing with me enough to provide feedback to tell the people making it? I'd need probably 2 or 3 other people besides me.

And by you guys I mostly mean Arthur since he's the only active person in this thread that lives in Alaska nowadays.

 

[Che_Lab]

Just because I don't post about tournaments im going to hold at senshi con that no one is going to, doesn't mean I don't read the thread. Nothing to post, really.

F*********, my beard is getting crazy, yo.

censor dodge wut lol?

 

[Mattnumbers]

Just because I don't post about tournaments im going to hold at senshi con that no one is going to, doesn't mean I don't read the thread. Nothing to post, really.

F*******, my beard is getting crazy, yo.

censor dodge wut lol?

Haha I actually was just coming back to edit that post and include you.

Since your one of the best Melee players up here would you take part? I'm going to be buying recording equipment if I get accepted and we can have a smashfest every week on Friday (Saturday/Sunday/Tuesday would also work for me).

EDIT: Matt Savageau say's he's on board.

 

[Xanskar]

Just because I don't post about tournaments im going to hold at senshi con that no one is going to, doesn't mean I don't read the thread. Nothing to post, really.

F********, my beard is getting crazy, yo.

censor dodge wut lol?

f***

not hard <_<

 

[Xanskar]

numbers bro
im coming up on the 20th and staying till the 30th

ill help you in that time if you want

 

[Mattnumbers]

Cool, this is if I actually get accepted though, although if I don't we can still play the (fairly outdated and only has 14 characters) demo.

 

[Che_Lab]

I don't know if I'll commit myself to playing regularly/weekly for this, but I'll definitely attend a fest or two to check it out. I'm kind of interested.

 

[Beautiful Death]

dude I'm down.

I know all about Project M. Seems Sonic and Mario are god or something.

But Sonic has to be banned.

My god. I don't often hate characters as much as I hate Project M Sonic.

I don't know which is worse. Blanka or Sonic.

Sad thing is, if Sonic was really good in Brawl, THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD PLAY LIKE.

Project M Sonic. Hurr hurr hurr spin attack spin attack dash attack spring.

He has INFINITE recovery and INFINITE mobility.

And he's a giant prick.

Die Sonic. Please. I hate you in Project M.

I would main Manondorf of course. He's a boss. I would main him in Meleez if he was top tier or something like that.

 

[Xanskar]

arthur
stop it

 

[Che_Lab]

i concurr with xanskar on this one.

also: errybody gettin infracted

 

[Beautiful Death]

Me?

Stop what? Haters gonna hate

Anyway

Brawl Minus is sick. Metaknight better be top tier in Project M someday. Metaknight NEEDS to be the best. Always.

Maybe there could be a Brawl M tournament at Senshi Con. I'm sure at least 5 people would enter if the entry fee is just a dollar.

Later yellow.

Parallel Worlds is foolish moolish

 

[Xanskar]

also arthur im curious
when do you get on the internet

because it seems you get on at random times that are usually late in alaska

 

[Mattnumbers]

Arthur, are you referencing Project M as Brawl Minus, or are you talking about the REAL Brawl Minus which does indeed exist?

 

[Beautiful Death]

1. I'm usually on at night. More like 2 a.m or something in the morning. It depends.

2. Nonono or YESYESYES! I know the difference. I just happened to be looking up the Project M forums at the time and well, the Brawl Minus forums are there too. Brawl M? Oh wait. Minus starts with M too lolz. But nah I meant Project M as Brawl M. I should just call it Project M. Anyway you should hold SOME sort of Brawl mod tournament at Senshi-Con. Anything. Brawl + or Brawl - or Project M. Whatever. It's bound to get SOME people. Because I would enter. And you would enter. And maybe some other poor saps.

3. THEBLEEDINGHEARTNEVERDIESUNDERTHEHOWLOFTHEDYINGMOON

4. Maybe I'll do a BlazBlue tourney. Ah heck, why not. I know I wouldn't win. Why not? It'll just be one dollar. For the devil of it.

 

[Mattnumbers]

If I get accepted as a beta tester I'd definitely do a tourney at Senshi-Con if possible.

 

[Xanskar]

2 a.m. implies morning

2 a.m. in the morning is redundant

damnit arthur

 

[Beautiful Death]

1. Jason has a Pikachu avatar, implying he likes Mikachu.

2. Jason liking Pikachu is super obvious, so his avatar is redundant.

dammit jason

Anyway whoopers I forgot that the demo was closed to the special people. So Brawl + or - if you can't get in. Whatever works.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=310386

:o

Who knows. Maybe he WILL get banned.

I might make a trophy or something to award to the dude that wins the most dollar tournaments. I'll call it the "Lord of the Universe" award.

 

[Xanskar]

No Link for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for Fox, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?