A Day in the Life of Captain Falcon

[Stealth309]

FALCON WAKE UP!
FALCON BRUSH TEETH!
FALCON STEP, FALCON BREATH, FALCON STEP, FALCON BREATH!
FALCON GO TO GROCERY STORE!
FALCON SEES EX-GIRLFRIEND!
FALCON PAUNCH!
FALCON GET IN LINE!
FALCON SEE HOT WOMAN!
FALCON THRUST!
YES!
FALCON GOES TO WORK!
*Captain's boss walks up* Hey Falcon, we need that paperwork by tonight!
FALCON TYPE!
FALCON PRINT!
FALCON PRINTER ISNT WORKING!
FALCON KICK!
FALCON GO HOME!
FALCON CRANK UP TEH STERIO!
FALCON DANCE!
SHOW ME YA MOVES!
FALCON DINNER!
FALCON EAT!
FALCON SHOWER!
FALCON PISS!
FALCON SLEEP!
FALCON ZZZzzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz

 

[Ayaz18]

isn't that just the American way?

 

[diddykongsnaners]

ignore this post

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[diddykongsnaners]

isn't that just the American way?

that was uncalled for, and that wasnt a very good story

 

[Wogrim]

Falcon Punch the ex... haha.

 

[DoB04]

ewwww, no FALCON shower with a rubber FALCON? XD

 

[Someone7]

Pretty good stuff. Should have used FALCON SH*T instead of piss though.

 

[SmashBrother2008]

I love how these posts always come from the poeple that don't even main him.

 

[degypr]

It's taken from a post at IGN a long time ago.

 

[Noodlehead]

It's taken from a post at IGN a long time ago.

you ruined the fun

 

[Xavi]

FALCON GUITAR LESSONS!

CAUM AUWN!!
BRUUUUUUUUUU
GUITARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

...I failed D:

 

[Stealth309]

It's taken from a post at IGN a long time ago.

Yep, that's right. Zhao_Guang is a friend of mine who worte this orginally. I edited this up a bit though.

 

[pklucas]

falcon would never be angry with his ex girlfriend because either he broke up with her or if she tried to break up he would falcon knee/punch her on the spot

 

[Noodlehead]

falcon would never be angry with his ex girlfriend because either he broke up with her or if she tried to break up he would falcon knee/punch her on the spot

lol,probably true though

 

[Rigor Mortis]

This doesnt exist, how can we know a day in the life of captian falcon?
Captain falcon can eat babies all day for all I care and he probably does
Remember he isnt human

He isnt even a noun

He is ******************************* TIME PARADOX, COMPUTER SHUT DOWN *static*

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

LOL

I always wondered what Falcon did when he wasn't kicking ***.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

LOL

I always wondered what Falcon did when he wasn't kicking ***.

What captain falcon are you talking about!?!!

THIS ONE ALWAYS KICKS ***

 

[Noodlehead]

LOL

I always wondered what Falcon did when he wasn't kicking ***.

What captain falcon are you talking about!?!!

THIS ONE ALWAYS KICKS ***

hes kicking mk's right now.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

hes kicking mk's right now.

He didnt actualy kick him, metaknight commited hara kiri before he knew falcon would do it

but obviously falcon reversed time and kicked him anyway

 

[AlexoftheAura]

that was great, gotta love FALCON PAWNCHing the ex

 

[degypr]

falcon would never be angry with his ex girlfriend because either he broke up with her or if she tried to break up he would falcon knee/punch her on the spot

What girl would ever want to break up with Falcon?