Ok so this post may i warn is not for the timid or weak....
20 great undeniable reason that Ganondorf is the best/ the worst thing that ever happened to humanity.
1. Ok first and most imporant of all "Ganondorf King of Evil"......enough said.
2. Secondly he has the Triforce of Power, not the triforce of cowardice"Courage" or weakness"Wisdom"....when you have power you dont need the other two.
3. He is the only male Gerudo in the last century, and he gets mad *****es.
4. His hulking thighs could break the spine of any living creature.
5. When left alone in smash he clearly can be scene casting spells at the enemy which eventually leads to their demise.
6. His skin is GREEN.........
7. He alone can pillage thousands of villages, and reduce castles to rubble in just one night.
8. The stomp........ is the most satisfying move in smash, when used i almsost orgams.
9. He can out power any being in the universe.....yes god that means you too haha.
10. His slave army consists of millions of brainless redeads, malicious trolls, and horrifying monsters that bend to his every will.
11. For every attack that involves physics, tons of evil must be added to the equation "velocity x mass +evil/ displacement" this usually comes out to....a Zillion
12. That purple stuff......oh yeah thats pure evil attacking your soul..if your not dead already.
13. If you have every paused on him, youve probably noticed that his buldge is about the size of "pikachu" and his **** is the biggest around; hes got donkey kong by at least 3 feet.
14. Ganondorf can inflict endless amounts of pain upon men, women, and especially children.
15. His sword which it like 7 feet tall "just 6 inches bigger than his ****" can sever the head of any god.
16. He and Captain Falcon play kickball with planets.... but Ganondorf always wins always.
17. He wears over 4000 pounds or mail, armor, and clothing, think of how fast he'd be without it.......scary huh.
18. Did i mention that hes "The ****ing King of Evil".
19. Ganondorf does not know what fun is without somebody else suffering.
20. Ganondorf is...............dude c'mon guys just look at him.
Ok if you havent gotten the idea then, you have no hope in life, and you better be prepared for ganondorf to **** you even though resistance is hopeless.
If you liked it let me know
try to convice me someone else is better
thanks in advance -jones-
20 great undeniable reason that Ganondorf is the best/ the worst thing that ever happened to humanity.
1. Ok first and most imporant of all "Ganondorf King of Evil"......enough said.
2. Secondly he has the Triforce of Power, not the triforce of cowardice"Courage" or weakness"Wisdom"....when you have power you dont need the other two.
3. He is the only male Gerudo in the last century, and he gets mad *****es.
4. His hulking thighs could break the spine of any living creature.
5. When left alone in smash he clearly can be scene casting spells at the enemy which eventually leads to their demise.
6. His skin is GREEN.........
7. He alone can pillage thousands of villages, and reduce castles to rubble in just one night.
8. The stomp........ is the most satisfying move in smash, when used i almsost orgams.
9. He can out power any being in the universe.....yes god that means you too haha.
10. His slave army consists of millions of brainless redeads, malicious trolls, and horrifying monsters that bend to his every will.
11. For every attack that involves physics, tons of evil must be added to the equation "velocity x mass +evil/ displacement" this usually comes out to....a Zillion
12. That purple stuff......oh yeah thats pure evil attacking your soul..if your not dead already.
13. If you have every paused on him, youve probably noticed that his buldge is about the size of "pikachu" and his **** is the biggest around; hes got donkey kong by at least 3 feet.
14. Ganondorf can inflict endless amounts of pain upon men, women, and especially children.
15. His sword which it like 7 feet tall "just 6 inches bigger than his ****" can sever the head of any god.
16. He and Captain Falcon play kickball with planets.... but Ganondorf always wins always.
17. He wears over 4000 pounds or mail, armor, and clothing, think of how fast he'd be without it.......scary huh.
18. Did i mention that hes "The ****ing King of Evil".
19. Ganondorf does not know what fun is without somebody else suffering.
20. Ganondorf is...............dude c'mon guys just look at him.
Ok if you havent gotten the idea then, you have no hope in life, and you better be prepared for ganondorf to **** you even though resistance is hopeless.
If you liked it let me know
try to convice me someone else is better
thanks in advance -jones-
