1000 Things Kirby would Never eat!

[SNTRL]

He would never eat a Snorlax

 

[Vinnie275]

A cheese ball filled with poisonous urchins with explosives rigged to their spines

 

[rroobbiieee]

he wont eat any arsenic laced vegetable that peach "pulls" up from the ground... he knows how mario's first wife died

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Unpopped popcorn, uncooked rice, or poop. It's just common sense.

 

[metal_mario64]

kirby would never eat a heard a pink elephant (who would eat such a thing?),

 

[Adrian W. K.]

Kirby would never eat another kirby thing, that'd be canniblism

 

[Eral]

his own feet
im not sure he could if he wanted to

 

[Vinnie275]

Space/time

 

[Creature_85]

Kirby would not eat an Ebola Virus.

 

[GameFreaking]

Horse Raddish

 

[Flame-megaman]

A yoshi.
I dont think kirby wants to have in his stomach anything yoshi ate.

 

[GerudoSmasher]

cow rectum

 

[ShadowFalco]

practcally nething that is poisonous and or is dying.

 

[Burning Composer]

He would never eat....Ron Jeremy or John Holmes....


OH MY GOD! THAT'S NOT SPAGHETTI!

 

[Creature_85]

Kirby would never eat a person infected with Ebola.

 

[Jrg]

Dog with Rabies

 

[James macloud]

No.136: A Black Hole (that whould just be stupid..... but maybe thats what he wants us to think....)

 

[sum41]

Numero 137: My old spanich teacher. She was a fat, black, jew. Please take no offence, any of you fat, black, or jewish people. I don't hate her for those reasons, it's just easy to picture her that way.

 

[GuardianSphinx]

Bearing in mind kirby does have fillings...

A sheet of tin foil paper

 

[Hong]

George Foreman.

I mean come on!

 

[Flame-megaman]

SATIN.

creepy aint it.

If kirby do he wont be a hero no more

 

[sum41]

Pu-239

 

[DrumStickz]

Cocaine. Boy oh boy what would happen to Kirby if that ever happened?

 

[brothermagika]

Nothing

The poor have it
The rich need it
If they both eat it
They will surely die

NOTHING

Kirby wouldnt eat nothing

 

[Link Boy]

He would never eat a pie ( ^_^ )

 

[link_fanboy17]

The bed covers I pissed on when I was 4 years old.

 

[brothermagika]

Kirby

My friends kirby that got spewed on during the night from his top bunk *nasty sight for his brother underneath who saw the sick come down!!!

 

[Byakko Shockwave]

Kirby would never eat Elvis Presley, because a large group of Elvis fans and impersonators would become angry and kill him.

 

[link_fanboy17]

Kirby would never eat a sumo wrestler's jock-strap

 

[link_fanboy17]

A sumo wrestler

 

[Byakko Shockwave]

Kirby would never eat a sumo wrestlers dog.

 

[brothermagika]

poop

Kirby would never eat a poop that has been laid by a cow with mad cow disease

 

[Burning Composer]

My girlfriend...because I would be the living snot out of him.

 

[brothermagika]

bum

My bum it probably smells really bad especially when i fart

 

[Doomanite_X]

vegetables:o

No sigs, especially obnoxiously large ones.

 

[DarkFallenSeeker]

I think it would b hard to eat himself...

 

[link_fanboy17]

My giant yellow PIMPLE!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA

 

[wedge2]

George w. Bush, or John Kerry.

 

[DarkSideMarth]

pop-up ads

 

[macho nacho]

people, because he is nice.