Creature_85
Smash Lord
A cactus or a porcupine
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DarkSideMarth
Smash Journeyman
a half dead skunk that was lying on the highway for three days
SakuraPichu
Smash Ace
anything pink because it reminds him of himself.
LHS_LOSER
Smash Apprentice
a pair of pants because then he would have to wear them and that wouldnt be cool
Creature_85
Smash Lord
Kirby would never eat. . . Orlando Bloom!
If he did, then thousands of pathetic fangirls would mob him.
If he did, then thousands of pathetic fangirls would mob him.
Kirby would never eat a fetus.
link_fanboy17
Smash Apprentice
A hurricane named kirby??
Creature_85
Smash Lord
He would never eat a turkey. If he did his IQ would lower 500 points.
True story: I went turkey hunting. I found a turkey. It ran away from me. It ran into a stone wall. It got up. It ran into the same wall again. It fell down again. It got up. It ran into the wall. I shot it. I laughed. It twitched, ran around, and ran into walls for 30 seconds before it finally died. I laughed for days.
I'm still waiting to drop dead from the obvious stupidity that will come from eating an animal that stupid. Fighter (From 8-bit theater) could not be that stupid.
True story: I went turkey hunting. I found a turkey. It ran away from me. It ran into a stone wall. It got up. It ran into the same wall again. It fell down again. It got up. It ran into the wall. I shot it. I laughed. It twitched, ran around, and ran into walls for 30 seconds before it finally died. I laughed for days.
I'm still waiting to drop dead from the obvious stupidity that will come from eating an animal that stupid. Fighter (From 8-bit theater) could not be that stupid.
Creature_85
Smash Lord
Don't double post.
Man, leftover turkey sandwiches from ******** turkey taste funny.
Man, leftover turkey sandwiches from ******** turkey taste funny.
Young Roy
BAN'D
An auto-death pill!
Flarefox
Smash Ace
Michael Jackson
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& = My ****.
Phatgamer1
Smash Lord
the stuff created in the "slop pit"(inside joke)
Flarefox
Smash Ace
the fountain of dreams
Flarefox
Smash Ace
Only yoshi eats shy guys.
General Fox
Smash Journeyman
He might not eat Waddle Dee. Would he?
Flarefox
Smash Ace
Girl scouts, b/c then there would be no more delicious cookies.
I've seen people eat pot before when they were pulled over and didn't really feel like getting caught.
But anyway..about Kirby...
He would never eat me.
But anyway..about Kirby...
He would never eat me.
Young Roy
BAN'D
a bomb that'll explode before he swallows (explodes in mouth)
MessyNessy
Smash Rookie
Simple. Kirby would never eat nothing haha double negatives.
MessyNessy
Smash Rookie
2000 year old banana would be decade but nice try sorry for double post. Yes i just read these the banana one is in page 12 just to let you know.
EDIT: Dont feel offended im just messing with u old banana boy.
Young Roy
BAN'D
A double poster (ex: MESSYNESSY!)
Marthlover
Smash Cadet
From the series!!!!
1: Garbage. (Quote a cappy friend of his "Even Kirby won't eat garbage!")
2: A Poisoned Apple
3: A lego. (OUCH!)
4: Play Doh
1: Garbage. (Quote a cappy friend of his "Even Kirby won't eat garbage!")
2: A Poisoned Apple
3: A lego. (OUCH!)
4: Play Doh
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
kirby would never eat ANYTHING made at the chum bucket!
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
he wouldn't eat a TV set.
hopefully not, anyway...
hopefully not, anyway...
mars16
Smash Lord
He would never eat nothing are he'd get nothing but nothing
dont necro
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