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CosmicEternity44
CosmicEternity44
I never liked pickles on burgers. Back then, when I was kid, I would take the pickles off the burgers I ate at McDonald's.
Linkmain-maybe
Linkmain-maybe
"tomatoes always get away scott-free"

Baysha
Baysha
Glubbfubb
Glubbfubb
You know some people banned Tomatoes when the crop became widespread due to being part of a family used in Witchcraft, they may be on to something.
KneeOfJustice99
KneeOfJustice99
y'all are weak, i order extra pickles on my burgers
tomatoes though not a fan
Linkmain-maybe
Linkmain-maybe
Champion of Hyrule Champion of Hyrule You have 0 taste

Baysha Baysha people who don't like tomato on their burger are little kids. I am calling you young. A child. A cub. A larvae. The smelly 5 year olds in the McDonalds play place that peel the lettuce, pickles, tomato, and onions off their burger, who mixes it with their go-gurt. The kid who crys when he doesn't get his skibidi toilet toy when he gets the happy meal. You are the dirt beneath my heel. I will CRUSH you like the ant you are.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about tomato, you little camera-man? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sigma Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Camera-men, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another camera man. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to tomatos over the Internet? Think again, you mewwer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare toilet. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little tomato hater. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.
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