Haley: "I'm ridiculous,
My fifteen minutes is almost up,
I pulled this ban out of my butt,
Hit clubs with Amazing Ampharos,
Pretending I'm bi-curious,
Cause I think it's hilarious.
I'm like Daycia with less grace,
Can't read my kawaii desu face,
Wake up in tubs but never bathe,
I just use Febreeze!"
Travis and Yink: "That's gross!"
Haley: "I'm weeabooing up a ton, ton, ton
I'm making out with nuns, nuns, nuns
I'm partying with bums, bums, bums
I'm peeing in your yard,
I'm trying too hard!"
Travis: "Haley talk to us.
There's something that we must discuss.
It's about your lack of cleanliness.
When you walk you leave a cloud of dust."
Yink: "Please gurl take a bath,
And use some soap.
Now here's a toothbrush,
and some scope."
Haley: "You don't know what I'm about!"
Yink: "Did something die inside your mouth?"
Haley: "I dance like a drunk baboon,
and talk the speak of the moon.
Check out my new Haley perfume,
It smells like sex and shoes."
Travis and Yink: "That's gross!"
Travis: "He's like a St. Bernard."
Yink: "There's a beetle in his ear!"
Haley: "Don't kill my career!
Guyssssssssssss
I'm meltinggggggg."