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Smooth Criminal

Smooth Criminal

Da Cheef From Hinckley, Minnesota
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    Naw, it's cool. I just haven't heard from you in awhile. And it sucks you're his only ride, good luck surviving all of that.

    Catch you later.
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    Rofl, yeah, you never said anything about that. I love dogs too, I've never had a time in my life where there wasn't a pup around me. He's gonna live in his own stall outside, they have about 6 acres. He'll have a good life, but with little human contact, since he's vicious. They're gonna see if he'll be fine alone. Other than that, they didn't say what else they'd do.
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    I mentioned it earlier, we're sending it back to the original owner's house. His name's John, I was good friends with his kid Hunter since 1st grade, and he breeds Dobermans. Not really sure why attacked, but I think it was just one of those instincts. Like if you touch a dog by the neck, they'll usually feel threatened.

    Yeah, he's at his prime. Nearly 3 years old, plenty of exercise, eats plenty. He's a beast.
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    Yeah, it was pretty bad. Went up to this walk-in clinic and they cleaned me up. Mine's about 2 and a half years old, and he's ****ing huge. It took the swing of a chair to get him off me. I'm fine now, but I just can't lay down. It's one of those things that only hurts when you touch it.
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    ****, man. Sounds like you've had it pretty hectic these past few days. Just keep on keepin' on, thinks should get better in a year's time.

    I've been in some pain the last few hours, my Doberman literally mauled me. He latched onto my back and just went off, ripping my shoulder and head to shreds. I was bleeding pretty badly, but I'm just fine now. We're sending him back to the original owner, John's house. Today's the first day of summer here, so I'm just enjoying no work or school.
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    **** DAWG, gimme some dap.

    Seriously though, how've you been? I thought you fell off the face of the earth or something.
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    Seriously? I heard it's really not a bad beach. I always go to Kasperton or whatever, and skimboard. There's all these fat tourists that get in my way, so I fall on my butt so I don't run into them, then they scream at me and assume it's my fault they get hit in the shins and bleed. I'm just like "****.".

    Yup. They're just bums with guitar cases open. That'd be fine if they didn't try to talk to you.
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    Seriously? That's actually pretty cool. I don't know anyone like that.
    The performers in Ybor are a little freaky. Ignore them.
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    There's not much else to do. Ybor's pretty fun, they have a theater, Gameworks, bums.
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    That sounds good, you'll have plenty to spend on games. It's pretty easy to rig, and the prizes aren't half bad. You need a Sonic shot glass.
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    Don't give out personal information, those cops might catch you.

    Real name's Alex. Hey, did you ever make plans to go to Gameworks?
    JigglyZelda003
    lol im the cop eating chicken while trying to complain in french then.

    and im sure you post lots of gems here, your last post is way longer than my past 10 post lol
    JigglyZelda003
    my laptop fails, i need a new one. i share your frustration lol. maybe we should call verison together and ***** :3
    JigglyZelda003
    yes and no? im not sure, but i enjoyed your post lol.

    i really wish he would edit my name out of those post though since its not about me. XD
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    Lol yeah. This was a long time ago, so I never really said that.

    Catch you later, 'night.
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    Lolol, that entire paragraph was hilarious. I've had my fair share of bad shots, but that's terrible. The very first time I got shot was at my uncle's house in his front yard, he sells paintball gear, so that's how I started. I got it right in the neck, and then again in the buh-buh-buh-balls of steel.

    Dude, it's so cool. I used to take shots with a gallon of milk. I refuse to drink anything unless it's in that glass.
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    Daw, I'm the exact opposite. My metabolism says "**** you" if I ever try to eat something. I can eat a quad stacker in about 4 minutes, and gain no weight. It's ridiculous, I even work on almost daily, but it's mostly cardio/jogging with leg weights, lol. I heard McDonald's wages weren't so bad back then.

    Oh yeah, we had a few bloody welts. If you looked at me, you'd probably think I was a leopard. Well, back then. Because we had these small circles all across our bodies. It was so fun, lol.

    Oh, and I even got a Sonic shot glass at Gameworks.
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    Lol. You were fat? I used to be slightly underweight because I had to cook for myself. (I still do.) Heha, you guys fight like it's a war game. Scenario and Speedball are two different games. Did you feel the earth shaking?

    Lol, it's so fun. Mini-golf, I actually brought my own clubs. I used real clubs, and just took a few good swings. I hit a dad in his leg and got banned from mini-golf, but it's cool. xD You gotta ride those karts, dude.
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    Ouch. We set our's to 300 feet per second, and we could shoot 30 balls a second. And this on top of a school at 3 am with only moonlight.

    It is! There's so much to do, the food's great, it's actually pretty easy to rig the games.

    It's kind of fun, not as good as Gameworks. They got go-karts, mini-golf, a paintball field (which is new), and plenty of games.
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    Ooh, I know how that is. Tippmans are nice because they're so durable. The most reliable marker, lol. I actually had a Spyder as my first gun. You must've gotten some pretty bloody welts.

    Gameworks is like Chucky Cheese, but for adults. They have all these shooting games, coin games, a giant bowling thing... there's just too much to say.
    http://www.gameworks.com/

    You gotta go at least once, it's free to get in for the party. They have these game cards you use with credits. So it's full of racing games, shooting, it's amazing. Oh, and it's by Sega. So there's Sonic stuff everywhere.

    :laugh: it was so worth it, man. That DS would've costed $120, I got it for 5.
    Celebration Station? Sounds familiar, I had a kickball I won from there at the old house. You ever been to Malibu Grand Prix? With the go-kart?
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    Dude, that'd be so fun. I'm actually a monkey myself, err, that's pretty much what everyone called me. I always climbed on people's roofs (lolroofs), cars, trees. You didn't think to bring your own gun with you and shoot back?

    Haha, yeah. There's just so much to do in Tampa. I love Ybor ciry, though. Gameworks is AMAZING. I even bought my DS from the tickets I won. Actually, I just rigged this token game to let me win every time. You shot 1 coin, it landed on this conveyor thing, and it pushed more coins off of a bridge. The more coins that dropped, the more tickets you got. I found a small hole in the glass and just used a coat hanger to scrape the coins off. I got 30,000 tickets out of that. xD

    Nah, lol. They can live to be 120 years old if we take care of them right.
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    Daym, that sounds awesome. Where I live now, it's mostly woods, surpringly little swamp for central Florida. We used to sneak on the school roof during the summer. Tried playing Paintball up there, but we couldn't carry the guns while climbing. You ever do any of that?

    No way! I've never heard of a killer turkey man, imagine if that thing actually ripped your face off. The story on the news would be brutal...

    I suggested the same thing! lol, they're about 15 years old. When they were babies, she named them Bowser and Zelda. Only problem was, she didn't know the genders, and she chose poorly.
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    Dude! Brak got his own TV show that gave me a couple of laughs.

    Ohio? I didn't know they raised livestock there. Lol, what was there to do in Ohio? They have some pretty cool animals here, about 30 chickens, 2 heifers, 2 goats, a sheep that my little sister bought, a horse, and a new pig that I swear is trying to kill me. The teacher even brought her two tortoises in, named Zelda and Bowser. Zelda's the dude, Bowser's the girl, lol. They named the chicken Roger, and I swear, the kid that owned him looks like a 2nd grader.
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    Oh wow, there's a lot to reply to. Wasn't it Zorack, from Space Ghost?
    I hate Verizon now, my internet connection's been screwed up for weeks. I ask if we can get a fix on the wi-fi problem. Every time someone calls the phone, internet service goes down for about an hour. But that's good news on moving in.

    Oh, I work part-time at a middle school in the Agriculture department. Basically, I just take care of the animals. And a few odd jobs around the school like fixing some tables in the lunchroom and desks in the classrooms. I'm pretty much just saving up so I can attend UT. (University of Tampa, the full cost is only about $18,000 because I don't have to pay for room and board.)
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    I tried that once while driving. Didn't work out so well.

    I've been good, at work today, one of the kid's chickens died. he was pretty upset, and almost cried. I had to carry the dead thing. >___>

    You?
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    Hey, way to go. You posted on your own profile, so I didn't get the message.
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    Well... yeah. It really is. First of all, they got rid of all of the good music. Second, gameplay is completely different. You actually have baby Peach, DK, and Wario. Which ruins the game. None of the levels are the same, and it just feels nothing like the original.

    Don't buy it, rent it for a day and you'll see what I mean.
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    You little showoff... :mad:
    Heha, sweet. I'll need to find gamestore owning friends soon.

    DKC had some incredible gameplay, the best music out of anything, and was pretty much the best game with two monkey lovers. Yoshi's Island, yeah. That was my absolute favorite Yoshi game. Yoshi's Story, if it had been longer. I absolutely hate Yoshi's Island DS, though...
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    I somehow manage to win my tournaments with Ness and Mario. Only because when I do win, nobody can believe it and they fall to their knees and shake their fists at me.

    Seriously? I haven't seen many PS3 owners. I went ahead and got a Wii/360 because I could only afford two, I don't make a lot of money, man. It's also the main reason why I only play Brawl and Halo 3, I can't buy a new game every other week like the kids I see. The Mario classics are great, I even like the Yoshi games. DKC was also good, and I only play Banjo Kazooie on the 64 nowadays.
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