Oh, oh. It ISN'T a bad beach. Probably one of the nicest that I've been to on the eastern seaboard (Virginia Beach=ugly. Don't let anybody try and fool you into thinking that any beach that has rocks on it aside from Fort DeSoto is pretty). I'm just not very fond of beaches in general. I'm a more woodsy kinda guy, y'know? With hills and mountains and stuff like that. It's why I loved Ohio and Georgia so much as far as scenery goes.
You should attach razor blades to your skimboard. That'll discourage 'em.
And yeah, smelly bums with guitar cases are generally freaky. There's a couple of those down at Clearwater Beach, but thankfully it's at a minimum. There's this one kooky guy that walks around with an assload of radios and antennas attached to him. I don't know if it's an act or not, but I've never seen change thrown at him. Now, the semi-nude lady decked out to look like a statue on the other hand...