"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, former Chrysaler Chariman
"I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted."
- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.
"If you or any member of your family has been killed..."
- Lawyer commercial on TV, Orlando, Florida
We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice."
- Larry Bowa, California Angels coach
gtg. b back soon
"If you're living in an area with a bad school, move to a place where there's a better school."
- Lamar Alexander, former Secretary of Education, explaining his ideas on what parents of children who attend poorly funded urban or rural schools should do to solve the problem
I'm on a Boat?
"When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me."
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress , in Stuff magazine.
See you later, Spade! Thanks for helping.
"If I had a choice of having a woman in my arms or shooting a bad guy on a horse, I'd take the horse. It's a lot more fun"
- Kevin Costner, Actor
Hey guys, I'm gonna go get me something for dinner, see yall later~
Sir Isaac Newton invented the cat-flap door.
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
"Solitude is a silent storm that breaks down all our dead branches; yet it sends our living roots deeper into the living heart of the living earth."
- Kahlil Gibran
The cat appears to be the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible.
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.
A person may not walk around New York on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
"I have no political ambitions for myself or my children."
- Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936
Cat litter was "invented" in 1947 when Edward Lowe asked his neighbor to try a dried, granulated clay used to sop up grease spills in factories. (In 1990, Mr. Lowe sold his business for $200 million.)
Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
- John Wayne, Actor
In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
"In a sense it's a one-man show... except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper."
- John Motson, BBC1
In New York, a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
"My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off
the chair."
- Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative
"To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
- Matt Millen, NFL Football player, of the Raiders
The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called "tabby" by European traders.
I got out a kick out of this one, guys.
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl."
- Joe Jacoby, NFL Football player, of the Washington Redskins
lolllll.
Six-toed kittens are so common in Boston and surrounding areas of Massachusetts that experts consider it an established mutation.
"A brain scan revealed Andrew Caddick is not suffering from a stress fracture of the shin."
- Jo Sheldon
Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.
"I think everybody gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them... knock on wood."
- Jim Deshaies, Minnesota Twins pitcher
Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.
"Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk... I think it was those Irish guys."
- Jesse Ventura, Minnesota governor
A 30 year old man married a 25 year old woman. She died at age 50
and her husband was so devastated that he cried for years. Ten
years after he stopped crying, he died. If he had lived to be 80,
how many years was he a widower?
Contrary to popular belief, people are not allergic to cat fur, dander, saliva, or urine - they are allergic to "sebum," a fatty substance secreted by the cat's sebaceous glands. More interesting, someone who is allergic to one cat may not be allergic to another cat. Though there isn't (yet) a way of predicting which cat is more likely to cause allergic reactions, it has been proven that male cats shed much greater amounts of allergen than females. A neutered male, however, sheds much less than a non-neutered male. -
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