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  • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
    Mmhm, just lemme know when you'd like. (except for right now.. xD)

    Who do you main, exactly?
    I'll just keep fapping to that underaged boy I was talking about until he comes on.
    Hey, good games earlier. They were quite fun. Sorry for leaving.. D:
    Yeah. =\

    Of course I'm ****ing studying! :mad:
    It's why I signed off so **** early yesterday. Lolol I think Kade was a bit sad. He probably won't be able to speak to me until tomorrow, bro.

    Time zone LAG! Sakurai's influence is worldwide.
    We need to get on some form of IM, bro.
    Skype or MSN?
    I already had one exam.

    I've got another one coming up next Tuesday.

    I'll be tied up with that s*** all the way until 18th June. :c
    Haha cool story bro.

    I have a million different things to take care of in terms of work and people, and it seems that I'm never allowed to be the one that can be taken care of for once.

    FML, exams, and ***gotry.
    Ben must see me this summer :c
    when he asked his mom and explained everything, all she said was "ill think about it" and walked away.

    If he sees me this summer, omg we'll be so happyyy <3 Ill take piccies for you guyz 8D
    Your jiggz was good but gets predictable, You saw it when I was samus I'd shield then jab then shield another aerial then jab, I could have prolly strung other stuff together after the jabs but I didn't.

    Eh bowser is everyone easier match-up, but he's tough and strong as can be, Haha I'm way to tired to give good competition sadly :(

    Pit's glide toss is Sexual you can glide toss to grab and almost Always grab, he glides like across BF it's ******** :)

    And with this, I shall head off to bed, you should too lol I've kept you up late a few nights in a row.
    Fun games!
    Lol grab whoring is a good strat, I didn't even realize it though lol.

    Bowser is my Heavy :) but your peach tore him a new *** hole lol.
    Thanks my pit seems to evolve with my samus, I can control his arrows better now and yeah Brinstar was Effed. I was like "wth is going on here?!?" so Is tarted spamming Smashes lmao
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